"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

Incredible, isn’t it, Vivek Ramaswamy’s need to be accepted by a group of people that are always seconds away from killing and eating him.

learning about The Rapture at the age of 6

(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it

Roger Stone's head looks like that because his mom shot him out like a torpedo into a toilet bowl.

Im 21 follows away from 1k... y'all, let's make this happen.. #thejamescliker1kfollowerinitiative

Say what you will about the tenets of straight edge as a lifestyle, but them fuckers write some pissed off breakdowns.

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NEW MUSIC EXCHANGE! This month, Josh and I discuss Darker Days Ahead by Tragedy and A Laughing Death in Meatspace by Tropical Fuck Storm. Available on the Patreon.

THE FINAL EPISODE OF HORROR MONTH IS HERE! On this episode, Jackal, Josh, and I talk about John Darnielle's fantastic novel, Wolf in White Van, and argue about whether or not it's secretly a possession narrative. Check it out on the Patreon!

The troops have the opportunity to do something very funny. Eggings. Toilet paperings. Things of this nature.

A quick reminder that you can pre-order Enough Is Enough, the book I co-authored with @mattbernico.bsky.social on capitalism, degrowth, and liberation theology. It's out May 12, but it's not too early to pick up a copy, and/or ask your local library to get one! www.fortresspress.com/store/produc...

Broke: Idiocracy is a dang documentary Woke: Hobo With a Shotgun should be treated as the basis for a new religious movement

Seeing the Protestant STEMlords trying to recreate OMM 0910 from THX-1138 has helped me understand why the Catholic Church has a bunch of old guys in robes telling you how you should interpret the Bible.

The ending of the film Citizen X played as horror when it came out but I think that’s just an efficient legal system when you’re dealing with that type of guy.

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About ten years ago I learned that every single villain arc in media, politics, philanthropy, and business basically boiled down to a rich person finding out one time after fucking around all their lives. Just ONCE.

i don't recommend that anyone drop out of school the way chris mccandless did, but after half an hour of college gameday i find him easier to understand. i see all those shrieking 20-year-olds and i'm like, it wouldn't be so bad lying around in a bus in the forest eating weird berries by myself

Everyone Is 12 Theory proven

If your podcast needs someone to talk about the Nazi tattoo guy running for the Senate, and more importantly, why this keeps happening, then hmu.

all right well lord knows the dispensationalists don’t get many wins. i graciously concede that they got this one right

the left is actually so weak in this country that they whittled their demands down to "let us talk about gaza once at the convention for 15 minutes" and the party still refused

It is actually really fucked up if yuo dont think Israel is Walter Sobchak's ancestral homeland

If you like this post but are thinking "hmm, what does Twitter user Cigarette Liker think about Bush-era youth group metalcore?" Boy do I have a podcast for you

Saló remains the definitive artistic statement on fascism

A government for, by, and of school shooters

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Trump forming an anti Christian crime investigation task force to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile

We are in a golden age of morons failing upward. Even inbred hapsburgs weren’t doing it like this

Watching a very normal movie. boxd.it/bfTcEP

Chicago Ald. Jessie Fuentes' office has released video of federal agents handcuffing her at Humboldt Park Health, as she asked them to present a judicial warrant for another arrest.

what's an opinion on the 1979 satirical black comedy thriller film Winter Kills that will have you like this

Finally watched Twin Peaks: The Return: The Episode, and it was normal to me. Like, regular.

New best-case scenario seems to be “benign military junta”

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I have accepted my spot on the lineup at the Riyadh Comedy Festival and I am going to use my platform there to share The Gospel

Just listened to a "sleep token" song for the first time and I'm seeing red dude. what type of cops do I call for this

9/11 Was So Scary to Watch On TV It Turned Me Evil - A Memoir on the Craft by David Mamet

I’m sure it’s fine that we’re all trapped in one old guy’s dying mind

the history will continue until morale improves

He thinks the thing from Prometheus is real.

BROKE: guillotines WOKE: mass statutory rape prosecutions