Why does Reggie Miller have a suit from some jr high schooler’s homecoming for nba tip off?

Man spoiler free tweeting through movies > letterbox reviewing. I was able to even link my fave explainers and other random things (like a planter that reminded me of the end of Hereditary). I’ll try to remember skeeting @ my next movie. x.com/ginagirlgeni...

We need to talk about how social media algorithms push moms down a slippery slope of distrust. From "Are my kids getting enough support in school?" To "Maybe I should homeschool." To "Maybe modern medicine is bad." I've seen this first-hand in research I'm doing on parenting apps. 1/🧵

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Man, don’t use the genocide in Palestine as an excuse for being a jerk at work. Like just be a jerk, you don’t need an excuse, work sucks.

I love Brett because I told him my Archangel Oracle Cards™ said I’m particularly psychic this month and he said, “Ooo like Daphne,” as in Daphne Moon from Frasier

Can’t allow my Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Camper Cards™ to go unrecorded, so I’ll start a mega thread for myself. Starting off with xtreme sports attitude era edition

I really like Dan da Dan when Ayase is not being threatened with sexual assault, which is most of the time But still just most

This is how I expect bird watching to be

"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

Thanks to @giantbomb.bsky.social I played my first game of sudoku. Then I was like, lemme try the game of the day! Girl why am I fighting for my life on expert? Learning from the hints but damn!

“I need to kick this up another level” - the baby

Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate. I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵

Where can I get all the stickers in the Mario Kart World credits I BEG

In light of Pride month I'm fundraising for Point of Pride, an incredible trans-led nonprofit that provides direct gender affirming care & things like HRT to trans ppl in need. Please, please donate any small amount that you can. Every bit makes a major impact! secure.givelively.org/donate/point...

Me in my Bluesky bubble

As AAPI history month comes to a close, thinking about how Mulan, Korra and Zuko decided to be dramatic gays by using knifes to cut off their hair instead of some fucking scissors. Happy Pride Eve!

GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...

Thank…you?

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

This isn’t necessarily fair but Luka is at his most JD Vance-looking when he’s complaining to the refs, which is often.

This fuck ass sliver of avocado 😤

Don’t.Rank.Cuomo.

Not The Last of Us Manic Pixie Dream Girl 😭

Will never tire of the boomers on Pinterest

Not saying it’s because of the Filipinas but not NOT saying that either.

A thread-of-threads on my research into the ruined places of the world, the abandoned ruins of modernity, interesting historical knowledge I've come across, and strange parts of history I find fascinating.

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

LOVE the wayback machine and literally donated to @archive.org this past week! I use it all the time to get past paywalls.

Today seeing that Mark Zuckerberg's company has used 13 of my books to train his AI model without paying a penny or even, seeking permission. Want to object? You can write him a letter here:https://actionnetwork.org/letters/authors-guild-author-letters-to-ai-companies/

My mother had her engagement ring wrenched off her finger by a mugger in the old early 80s Manhattan. These guys are the biggest pussies on Earth and it's a delight to be able to navigate cities as an adult in a way that would give them heart attacks

I called Hochul's office again and pressed "2" to speak to a rep instead of just leaving a message -- and actually got through for the first time in recent memory. Please make these calls, friends. Tell her this mask ban will kill people and to STOP PUSHING IT. 518-474-8390.

New Yorkers, please call your state rep, state senator, and Kathy Hochul and tell them NO MASK BANS. This garbage proposal would kill people. We're on the verge of a measles epidemic and this terrible governor is pushing this? NO. Find your reps here: reps.fyi gothamist.com/news/gov-hoc...

I not only agree with this, I am going to agree with this while I eat Girl Scout cookies

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The fight to remove dams on the Klamath was epic, and so is this read!

No cheating post the last photo of a pet

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

On the latest They Call Us Bruce, we welcome veteran actor Stephen Park, who you may know from Do the Right Thing, Fargo, In Living Color, and his viral “mission statement” on Asian American representation in Hollywood, circa 1997: theycallusbruce.libsyn.com/they-call-us...

common side effects is a really good show

This is an important public service!

My Instagram stories repost pro tips that no one asked for: 1. Screenshot & select the skeet, choose “Copy & Delete” 2. In IG, post a story (optionally, select a random picture as background) 3. Paste the screenshot of the skeet 4. Back on Bluesky, copy a link to the skeet 5. In IG, link the skeet

The old studio I worked at would take a whole day to get the shit together to renew the visas of 3 (of 4) designers (the forth being the owner). I asked one if it was a coincidence they were all from the same international program and she said larger firms don’t normally do visas.

"I'm Chris Pratt and I'm taking a breaking from thwomping Thoowpa Tupas In Mario Arcade to tell you about the real greatest plummer to ever live... Our lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ."

ok animal control/going dutch enjoyers, im here to give you love for your thursday night shows too. i see you. you exist.

pussy so good she got his innie and his outie obsessed

I trapped my dad in the revolving door of the Sears Tower once and he started laughing until he farted and then he kept farting and laughing and hotboxed the door chamber with farts.

I’m thinking Miss Huang was born in the severed floor.