Why must I be attacked like this

Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein

The first Unix I had a shell account on was OSF/1.

My commute home from work is littered with abandoned cars. Just sitting there, in the middle of the road. Windows broken out. Lives scooped up and taken away. Just like that.

Dude-woke: There was a guy in my frat whose reaction to finding out one of bros in the frat was gay was “Hell yeah, you pitch or catch?”, things of that nature

I think it resents the chains.

I'm using the @xblock.aendra.dev labeller, so for me this helpfully has a content warning that it's from Twitter.

you've heard of Bad Bunny, but have you ever considered the BEST bunny, el-Ahreirah, the Prince with a Thousand Enemies

Post a banger that isn't in English

Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up. TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no. It's not that hard to just say no.

One thing I don't get are the academics who would praise Epstein's intellect, even now. I honestly didn't see it. Even on just two minutes acquaintance, he seemed like a standard fast-talking charlatan, someone who trotted out lots of big words with no real understanding. A very common type.

Getting some real “Oh, and don't bother to call me a ‘Son’ of Ether any more. I'm an Electrodyne Diva now” vibes here.

Akt mit drei Armen, by Georg Baselitz, 1977 (not rotated), 📸 by Andreas Rentz

NFL: I consent Bad Bunny: I consent GUL DUKAT: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask

Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.

They’re rushing to rehabilitate themselves because they’re afraid the thousand year Trumpreich won’t happen after all and they need people to take them seriously when they complain President Inoffensive Normielib is Stalin after he says they have to pay taxes to fund the Mild Healthcare Reform Act.

I really wish we had a well funded, power critical fourth estate interested in investigating the source of this clearly coordinated effort by payment processors. Like, we keep seeing the impact of it, but I really want to know the "who" and the "why" beyond nebulous surveillance/puritanism forces.

Owls can still be superb.

Botany valentine. Another oldie.

chuds mad because they can't understand Bad Bunny's lyrics, neither can people from every other Spanish-speaking nation, you ain't special

Today: many Americans getting dramatic about songs in a language they don't speak A year ago today: one American (me) posting on Facebook with no explanation the text “yleisöäänet = žiūrovų balsai”

King George, 1782:

Relatable though. Whomst among us has not been listening to music and misheard “som brinner av längtan” as “a bringer of plankton”.

🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON

good time to bring back this all timer:

More like GREAT bunny amiright

pretty huge spike in atproto firehose during Bad Bunny superbowl half-time show; much larger than overall superbowl coverage. also more 2x API request rate on bsky services

I think that was the one where I was like “huh, I wonder what this is an ad for. Is it AI? …no, it's prostate cancer” out loud into the Discord voice chat with my Sunday afternoon gaming friends. Jokes were made.

The first time I looked at the game, Seattle was up 3–0. The next time, 6–0. Then 9–0. Then 12–0. That wasn't really how I remember football working when I was in my high school's pep band but, okay, why not.

The way this works with Eurovision is that you constantly post stuff like “Descending into the shard helix, then SUDDENLY CANNONS. Less yodeling than I expected though” with no context, and everyone thinks you've gone insane. But sometimes context doesn't help….

So I had the Superbowl on in the background while I was gaming with friends, the TV is behind the monitor so occasionally I'd crouch and glance at the screen and get a random selection of game state / ads / halftime / whatever.

"We're not doing mass surveillance under the aegis of a single corporation. We're finding lost dogs!"

Context is for the weak.

Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk Bad Bunny:

Bad Bunny is a lineman from the county?

The real reason the Superbowl is woke: the big pansexual flag on the field.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

pregame, in-game, postgame, we are unofficial sponsors of all your bathroom breaks.

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS", I'm yelling "GO CALTRAIN and electric rail!" #Superbowl2026SantaClara

I never noticed this either.

"The council will decide your fate."

Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me

Drew this in 2018 when the birds were at the bowl and we won our first title. It felt like we not only beat the Patriots, but the Trump Administration itself, whom we promptly snubbed. #SuperbOwl #Philly #Birds

It is possible to live here and touch grass. In fact it's actually a pretty good place for grass-touching.

Spent a few minutes teaching my 12YO about the 14th amendment, sections 1-3, and Trump v Anderson, and it’s pretty telling, I think, that his reaction was like “uh what the fuck why is he allowed to be president?”

Milan Winter Olympics kicked off on a stage shaped like a giant centrifugal pump, the primary pump type used for pressurizing water systems today. The centrifugal pump was invented by Italian engineer Francesco di Giorgio Martini in 1475.

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

DENVER I WISH WE COULD REJOICE IN THE 70 DEGREE TEMPERATURES ON THE HORIZON BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUCKED. TOTAL FUCK. EVEN TUESDAY'S COOL-DOWN IS STILL IN THE MID 50s. FUCKED. SUN: 68°/35° MON: 70°/39° TUE: 54°/29° WED: 64°/37° THU: 59°/33° FRI: 60°/33°

#T20WorldCup #Ireland