Hawk Utah

Justin Turner is the "Fan of the Game" for the Marquee Sports Network broadcast of Pirates-Cubs...after celebrating a Seiya Suzuki home run while wearing a fake ballsack. Boog Sciambi and Jim Deshaies were silent into the next play. ⚾️📺🎙️ #MLB

Like poorly made chocolate I have a bad temper

I spent $250,000 on mangos last year

Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?

The Turds falling out of my asshole reach terminal velocity in a millisecond

M A N G I N A

ASIANS FALLING FROM THE SKY GET UNDER COVER IMMEDIATELY

You wouldn't like what they're saying about you guys on Twitter 😶

I fit an entire seabass up my ass

whoa where'd all these followers come from

Got me and my bald ass head on this site

Big Ass Titties

methinks joe biden is le epic

Crab walking my way through life

Playing with my pussy in the tub

any girls tryna fart while I eat their ass?

being one of the funniest accounts on here is exhausting as fuck

People need to open up and just post the poop related jokes they so desperately want to, but are too embarrassed to be seen saying. ITS OK!!! Poop is funny!!! This place is about growth and speaking your truth right!?

HESH WANTS POPPERS!

The only sex scene I can think of that I can honestly say was necessary is the one at the beginning of UP(2009

I invented the concept of Time

its kinda cool this guy was a batman

who the heck uses BleuSky

This may come as a surprise but I don't have Autism

Reloading cum into my penis like a Revolutionary War rifle

Littering and smoking the reefer

Your hole is mine!

Peepee da poopoo

Phallus

We need more racism in this country

They unprolapsed my anus because I spoke the truth!

Crime Time Television

Time is a diamond encrusted collapsing dodecahedron and every broken facet forms what we perceive as a constant stream of existence

HUMPY HUMPY HUMPY

but why?

Edible got my tongue vibrating

Pissing on my palm and letting it cascade and dribble into the toilet like soft yellow rain

Can you tweet about farts on here