DCA has the best floors for seasoning sandwiches 😋

ICYMI: I am so honored to announce I maid my professional righting debut with my new book and memoir UNFETTERED, coming out 11.11.25! Can’t wait to share with you all.

Don’t tell Netanyahu, but I threw that silver beeper / pager “gift” he gave me in the trash lmfao. Such a stupid ass gift to give someone

al green is the only person in congress as far as im concerned. everyone else can suck my nuts off

Actually you know what hell yeah, fuck me. I’m a total piece of shit

PA Senator John Fetterman will NOT be attending Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20th ‼️

Wow hello to all my new followers. Why is literally everyone all of a sudden following me lol

DanDaDan is also a god tier series. That is all.

Dropped a fat porcelain-melting log in the toilet this morning. Thanksgiving dinner was worth it though!

Who up giving their thanks ⁉️

Happy Thanksgiving I’m thankful for the Mr. Beast Box from Zaxby’s

I love Little Seizures pizza!! 😋

Calling it now: Elon is going to buy MSNBC and immediately re-name it something absolutely stupid like Memes and Silly News for Big Chungus.

Fuck my fat troglodyte chungus life.

Eating mackened cheese from the michael wave 👍

This rocks thanks for the fanart 🫶

I want to meet AJ and Big Justice

We bring the BOOOOM that’s what we do

Good news, folks! I just introduced a bill that would allow the citizens of Pennsylvania to use Robux and V-Bucks as legal tender at all businesses and restaurants in our state. Let’s make this a country wide thing! 😎

I wish Robux and V-Bucks could be used in real life.

Feet

It should be socially acceptable to demolish an entire variety pack of High Noons at work by 10am

Do you guys also have a favorite voice that lives inside of your head and mentally tortures you 24/7?

You guys seen the new Dan Da Dan anime series on Netflix? Only started it yesterday morning and I’m on episode 7 right now lol. 10/10 series so far

Hawk Tuah! Skeet on that thang!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

SIKE, FREE PALESTINE! 🍉🇵🇸 Palestinians have endured over 400 days of genocide and Israel will NOT stop. Israel is an extremely dangerous state and will not stop this horrendous act of terrorism. May peace be upon Gaza as soon as humanly possible.

@lbjsjohnson.bsky.social hell yeah bro, sick username

Just read Green Eggs and Ham for the first time. Absolute masterpiece. Full. Body. Chills.

Check out these idiots… Nothing says “Owning the libs” like eating McDonalds in a plane. How epic of them!

Who up skeeting right now?

Now that I am on Bluesky, I can now officially say that I regret defending Israel for their heinous genocide against Gaza. Free Palestine!!! 🇵🇸

A handful of gravel would taste so good rn

I could probably take Mike Tyson in a fight to be completely honest.

That’s that me espresso

Mike Tyson should bite off Jake Paul’s ear tonight just as a fun little throwback moment

waiter! waiter! more twinks please!

Running for presidency in 2028. Will make sure fart and shit will be legalized. Stay tuned 👍

Got my fat worm in my hand life be good af

Mark Twain gotta be the stupidest ass name bruh

I love talking.

Naming my son Invalid Handle

Bluesky the true everything app

Got me and my bald ass head on this site