Lizzo made me eat mushroom soup out of a stripper's asshole with a spoon

i am going to fuck mr garloids garlussy

Drinking coffee only because I like getting coffee shits and blowing up the toilet

I keep my husband upstairs with a baby gate

dead ass on god no cap frfr my g

hi everyone i hate you!!!!!!

Twitter

My wife is a libtard

@garloid.bsky.social and @mrsgarloid.bsky.social for being the best couple on the internet

Cheeseburger

Gordon Ramsey Butthole Upclose Uncensored Private Browsing

Garloid

fuzzy beeps :)

Telling a bro to follow my bluesky social

if a hippo attacked me i would be so scared and dead

I got the bubble guts at my office job and I’m going to let it rip

Can you tweet about farts on here

Mrs Garloid