all of my old mutuals on here have like 15k followers now … Good for u guys … i’m not tearing up you are. these aren’t tears of pride i have allergies

getting too angry in the political way for twitter i must retreat here i hate lack of care i hate indifference i hate people who are incapable of escaping RacismTown, Alabama i hate white people i hate performative liberalism literally shut up and sit down and listen when someone is making a point!

Tired as fuck but awake. Crazy how this works

i just got no likes i want to use this app again kind of

saw a dude scrolling through bluesky on the plane so i’m gonna do the same. sir in the blue hat, if you see this: Hey. We’re on the same plane. How crazy is that

* guy who doesn’t know the difference between the word ‘Agenda’ and the word ‘Sandwich’* well, it looks like we’ll be adding that to the Sandwich for next week. Thanks team.

so glad we kicked princess out for being too smelly

rap verse as promised- my buddy Kip? He make me wanna skip He is so nice and has a beard Not like the marriage kind, as I think he’s straight But at the end of the day? Who gaf Kip transcends sexuality Moms spaghetti

I love the Boston, Oreos . the team

nobody cares except for me btw

she has East West titties? No joke? Straight up East & Also West? Do not play right now-

reply guying until i gain a sense of community .

this squirrel looks like my uncle Jim

My Romance? Chemical.

reply if you’d like me to write a short rap verse about you Come Morningtime i’ve never done this before and it won’t be good. Goodnight

people respect ur privacy so hard at 11:32 pm MST

bro ur not being silly ur just invading my personal space

when you call me a dime you’re just saying that i’m $.10 which i appreciate that was a lot of money back in the day

man i miss drafts, scrolling through my most insane thoughts built up over years of chasing adrenaline via post button, my finger hovering over the worst one, savoring the chaotic desire to hit send,

Who up not sleeping

10:31 Pm Moms Spaghetti Bluesky? BrownGround -A short Poem by Lily

I’m Caked Tf Up with stress rn

one time my buddy got pulled onstage and used as an example and now he can’t have kids

HELLO MISS JOHNSON

About a year or so in our relationship (we’ve been married 26 years, btw), my then boyfriend and I were at my parents’ house & sitting on my bed. He farted, & when I got up to move, he grabbed me & held on. Thinking they’d save me, I yelled for my parents. Instead, they welcomed him to the family.

if i just pooped at her house this means i can do anything. like mathematically i think

every time i take a successful nap and actually feel rejuvenated i feel like a toddler. like- embarrassed almost that I met and identified such a basic want- Maybe this is something i should bring up with my therapist actually thank you guys anyways .

Whenever i listen to kanye’s music im like :((((( why did u :((( have to b :((( a black nazi :((( Somehow :(( like how did u even get there :((

AI has gone too far. What about Hats? will it replace the hats we have, too? think about your favorite hat- Now imagine it was artificially intelligent. Doesn’t feel good, does it?

repost this if you hate israel

how do i allot my ideas. this is too much pressure.

sometimes i feel like i don’t like anyone and then i start my period and im like “oh. i still don’t fw anyone really”. the end.

3 am bluesky . don’t know why i thought this would be a relaxing scroll.

Hell yea i did 😂

in case u guys didn’t know i’m 5’9 and Tolerable ;) just btw

not sure what to say on here but seemingly anything goes: I want a hotpocket also good morning .

i ain’t tryna make this conversational !!

i’m quick with it like an impulsive Usain Bolt

remember when u couldn’t message people on here and people were dry jumping each other with words in public reply sections ? that was funny kind of

old Mutuals/ or ppl who feel entitled to my attention for some reason i guess (just kidding) - reply if i’m not following u back. i’m getting through the follows slowly but using this app feels like using a typewriter. somehow.

oh, nothing much planned for Sunday- I just have to run some errands. Also I may go muff diving for a few hours. Perhaps a Bike ride as well . I have all sorts of people who tolerate me that i could Invite to socialize with. So many of possibilities, really- but I’m leaning towards the Pussy one

so many people are following me on here- is it that bad over there? like i may be gaslit into using this app again. also most importantly- you guys find me tolerable enough to seek me out on another platform??? that’s fucking sick. Love u all Or is it bots and am I just being mass followed & embar-

Mandatory New Profile Picture Announcement- why do you guys keep following me i have not tweeted i mean Skeeted (?) anything in Months - its making me scared

holy shit y’all are still on here? what are the updates? did any drama happen? fill me in plz

oh my god i forgot this shit existed my bad

gayness isn’t wrong but anal penetration is.

See the problem with sleeping 15 hours a day is now it’s 3 am and I’m ready to grind but there is no grind to be ground

i would like this.