Bottle check

They're saying, "CEO Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real CEOs getting shot and dying outside of their annual investor meetings. There's no explanation. Just body after body getting filled with lead and hitting the pavement."

Everyone coming together and laughing at a health insurance CEO getting blasted… it’s a damn Christmas miracle.

Gm

Turning on gaming PC just to airplay Christmas music

Smoking on the shit that made geddy lee’s voice sound like that

I complete phases of a project they add new data I complete the new stuff and think I’m done there’s new data I complete it sometimes I fuck up and forget to fix something that should have been fixed and they keep adding new stuff and I keep completing phases

Scurvy takes the L once again

Frito pie isn’t really a pie (no crust) that’s ok. I’ll still keep eating that garbage.

I can’t wait to die of salmonella and/or listeria, etc

Good morning my friends

Smoking on the shit that made Madison’s garden square

What’s up

Getting blue balls on blue sky

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #94,661. Y’all better recognize that I was original on here 😤

Gm

Good morning to my beautiful blue sky friends

Gm gang let’s have a normal one today

Gm

Normal people scare me

Good morning blue sky

My dick fell off

Who wants a blue sky invite code

Traveling back in time to explain this to Freud and he has a stroke and dies instantly

You have such a whimsical and child-like wonder bro

Cenobite: We have such sights to show you Me: Lemme guess, is it more freaks doing pleasure/pain weird sexy blood stuff? Cenobite: .....yeah.... Me: Is that all ya got? Cenobite: We'll tear your soul apart Me: Like everything else in the world? Real original dude

Gm

This is the hottest a man has ever looked

🦅🏹🐾 It's Tracker Thursday my brethren🐾🏹🦅 Wizards and barbarians will try to take all the credit but everyone knows it's the ranger that led them safely to the hidden dragon lair and disarmed the ancient treasure trap

Sorry for being weird I didn’t have scripting for that situation

Thursday

Hayao Miyazaki: "I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore."

Who up brewing tea

pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life

Morning Fuck! Wait, There's No Way! I Can't!

Gm happy Friday everyone

Joe Brandon wants to make this illegal

Mitch Romney

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting (drive trucks in video game)

Horses

gm you’ve been visited by “the sweater chunker” reskeet for good luck 💯

Good morning

In america you're always potentially 5 seconds away from hearing some insane shit like, "not all slave catchers were bad"

(Talking to Ed Gein) so who are you wearing tonight