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Me talking with a prospective employer using the personal email address I created in college

it's everywhere 🤮

They were never gonna stop with folks that immigrated. Everyone can get it.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Got sick just before the holiday season again

No. Stop it

I'm going to do my best to alt text this because holy crap, everyone should know.

Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

Magic Fig is good new music

Patting cake patting cake bay curds man

Oops,,,,🤣🤣🤣

the internet is the tower of babel and god is punishing us by giving each person a unique variety of insanity

DJ vs the Wall of General Ignorance

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

Joe Biden where's my covid check bitch

Elle Cordova & Toni Lindgren @ellecordova.bsky.social

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather' https://theonion.com/four-homeless-people-dead-in-what-girlfriend-refers-to-1819574385/

Winning the poo

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

Following Barack Obama on. LinkedIn

Don't you 6,7 me boy

A lot of people don't realize this but by simply being a cool and reasonable person you could probably be my friend

It's like the scammers aren't even trying anymore. Sad state of affairs

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Took 1st place in the pumpkin river race this year btw nbd

we don't have Door Dash or Uber or Grub Hub where i live but we have the shit truck and can you honestly say the other three feed the earth like the shit truck does

Feeble cursed one

Yeah I'm left wing,,,eating whatever wing is left on the plate,

John Fetidman

thankful for all my mutuals, you lovely jerks

Happy thxgiving from the Salmon Mound Enjoyer

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The fucking fire department gets called to my neighborhood at least once a week and I have no idea why

coffee good

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

When ur wife sneeze

Magic Fig is good new music

This is the ideal mental state. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

When. After you do. When u eat too much chili 🤣

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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking