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It's the Deep State! And now that they have numbers instead of dots, we'll know exactly how deep.

Ellie Mulligan, 55, was dismayed to discover that, in spite of her many talents, in most situations she is not much help.

Personally, I don't want the love of people with such hateful worldviews, nor do I offer it to them

My wife and I have been supporting a group of African LBGTQI refugees for the last 2 years. They have been through a lot in that time, including being forced to flee the country where they initially sought refuge. /1 www.gofundme.com/f/kakuma-ref...

The composition of this poster makes me feel like someone is missing from the left side of Charlie, right across from where Emily is. Who could it be???

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I saw these photos and thought Warren Beatty had finally gotten a Dick Tracy sequel off the ground

I don't like that this building's bathrooms have been out of commission for almost 2 weeks now, but I really don't like that our annex's bathroom stalls have a TWO INCH GAP between the divider and the wall

The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.

The season of getting railed in a sundress is over. Now is the season of getting plowed in a pumpkin patch.

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

Every time I dilate I picture that warning sign with a hand getting crushed between two gears, but with a dick instead of a hand. Based on how it feels for me to dilate, I imagine that’s what it would feel like to fuck me.

The Night Cream Man cometh

Personally, I would never find myself in such a situation simply because I could never hollow out my soul sufficiently to run for congress

My office definitely needs more of a Sisyphean vibe given the nature of the work I do (and redo, and redo, and redo...)

By your 30s, you should develop at least one kink you feel uncomfortable posting

I'd really love it if all cis people could just sit with this for a second and think about how bad it feels for trans folks to have our literal elected representatives say these kinds of things about us. We're human. We have hearts and hopes and dreams. We don't deserve this.

39 and up BlueSky - drop a pic with your age. 39, a month short of 40, and not looking forward to crossing that particular numerical Rubicon!

Clicker training your lesbian partner to get wet when she hears the sound of nails being clipped

I have a lot, but think about this one often

If you're a Sailor Moon fan, you owe it to yourself to check out this comprehensive ranking of Sailor Moon monster hotness

Every time I see Mike Johnson I have to remind myself that he's not Stephen Colbert's evil twin

It was always the most unrealistic part of Indecent Proposal that Robert Redford of all people would have to offer millions of dollars for someone’s wife to have sex with him. Nowadays, in the real world, the sort of person who has that kind of money and makes that kind of offer runs Twitter dot com

The tower of soft toys on an autistic woman’s bed are actually protecting a grotty little nest of unspeakable acts, it has been rumoured. Read this and other exclusive articles on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/mounta...

Mini hams make light pork

Mini hams make light pork

When I worked in the mall, this was the #1 tactic of children who didn't want to be taken away from the Thomas the Tank Engine table.

I wanna play more Silksong but my nails are still drying 😭

The Last Judge down!!! I know it’s just a video game, but after probably 8+ hours of attempts, I finally made it through this boss fight and my heart rate is fucking racing rn #silksong

Seeing other people’s progression through #Silksong makes me question whether I’ve skipped stuff sometimes

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves. The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

in america, simply living with someone who might possibly be trans is terrorism now. everyone sees what their going to try to do now right

I know I’m in the minority here, but I was excited about the Virtual Boy when it came out and I’m excited about its rerelease. I do think that, for $100, the Virtual Boy stand should come with all those games on a cart, though.

Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper. Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man. Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

first we weren't allowed to say anything mean about Charlie Kirk so the right wing didn't get mad and kill thousands of people and now we're not allowed to mention the fact that they threatened to kill thousands of people bc that would be impolite

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

Wait wait wait, where the FUCK is Waterworld?

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.

I'm just thinking about Uvalde today. And Sandy Hook. And all the times we've told that the violent death of children was just something we had to accept. And how our society mostly has. I'm thinking about the legacy of gun violence and who I'm supposed to express sympathy for and who I'm not.

I wish for a day when American media has as much sympathy for the people Kirk wanted excised from society as they do for him.

There's a word for the kind of society you're in when every single institution demands that you cry in mourning over a guy who repeatedly and explicitly called for your death at the hands of the state and vigilante mobs

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

9/11 is a great time to remember that the imperial power will seize on any opportunity to do what it was going to do anyway, especially if it gets to do it under the gaudy pagentry of being the Aggrieved

Apropos of nothing, what a day for the premiere of the new Helluva Boss pilot