I stopped looking at Zillow listings, now I’m just looking through urbex forums for abandoned mansions in my area

Write a dogshit essay, get a dogshit grade. I don't know why this is even a topic of discussion.* *I know exactly why and it's not a valid reason

the last thing my mom said to me—

This cat is taking a nap on me and he’s too comfortable for me to disturb him

ten years apart

Same show, but I think my odds are 100%

Does anyone have any good solo journaling ttrpg recommendations?

I fully support monster-fuckers but that's a bridge too far

Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.

I'm basically The Grinch of Thanksgiving

I would eliminate all of them. There is nothing of value here; even the Thanksgiving pie selection is mid (pumpkin is only redeemed by way of copious whipped cream). Mac and Cheese, while fine, has never felt like a Thanksgiving dish, and the rest is all trash.

I got a marketing email from a toy company, and part of the ad copy for one of their products read "experience fingering 2.0!" and like, I didn't realize we had version control on that

“Femmes have to hit on mascs” yeah no shit how else do you lock her down before she transitions?

One cool thing about having boobs is being able to look at boobs whenever you want

Okay, I can finally clear the majority of my mute list now that there’s no more Hazbin to spoil

Today is International Men's Day. Taking a page from the storied traditions of International Women's Day, I will be celebrating today by asking when International Men's Day is.

I'm asked if I'm okay on a less frequent basis than one would think

One cool thing about RTO is now I have to come into the office but I can't find my boss to get him to sign or review anything

Trans women are biologically female and our medical needs make a lot more sense if we are conceptualized as having essentially an extreme form of hyperandrogenism

Good Morning, World.

These men grew up with The Secretary™ whose job was: • Be sexually desirable • Be sexually available • Look after them like children • DO THE TYPING. Not being able to email is a status symbol:

I need to get back to hair posting

I need to get back to hair posting

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

It’s so funny to me when a delivery order comes with a menu. Like, dude, I clearly figured it out on my own; I’ve got it covered

Preorder now, but they won't ship until next October 😭

It’s never too late to become a magical girl

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

There are no words for how evil this is

Every time we finish watching the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel, I'm annoyed that I have to wait another week for more. I'm gonna be super annoyed when we get to the end and there's no more for months/years.

“Maya Hawke shares advice mom Uma Thurman gave her for working with Quentin Tarantino” Is it “don’t show him your feet”? *reads* Oh my god.

Wokeyo Drift

The best way I can describe what I do for a living is this: Imagine you're in charge of 2-dimensional shapes but you have to spend all day answering questions like "is a cone purple?" "what's the volume of a triangle?" and "I'd like to build a castle, will you do that for me?"

just....enjoy this

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Once we get up there...

Every time I use the foam roller on my shoulder I just wanna sit on it instead, but that's not helpful for my neck or my back

I’m not into baseball but I hope y’all are having fun with it

I was gonna use my Doxy wand on my aching shoulder until I remembered I have a vibrating foam roller. I'm pretty sure it's a pinched nerve though, so neither one will actually do anything, but I did make a mental note to move the foam roller to my nightstand.

It's very funny to me how Chibiusa, her girlfriend, and her future squad all awoke as Sailor Soldiers after going through a villain phase 😂

I just got a text from the American Principles Project with an AI generated image of Abigail Spanberger and some transphobic screed. I’ve never texted back “fuck you and everything you stand for” quite so quickly!

My efforts to cover my lewd, shameful, female-presenting nipples are inversely proportional to the distance I am from my house.

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

I like doing voices, especially the part where I break down a distinctive character’s voice and figure out how to replicate it myself. I’d love to try out voice acting, but I don’t even know where to begin with that. How does one even get into voice acting?

stg John Wick better show up in part 2 of Wicked

Now I can safely have Gravity stuck in my head

I’m the kinda girl that finds a white stain on her sweats and instinctively licks it to figure out what it is Thankfully I correctly assumed that it was dried icing of some sort

TIL that Crash (2004) and Crash (1996) are two separate films, which explains a whole lot of what I’ve heard about the film Crash

Okay, we watched Hazbin; I can calm down a little bit now

God damnit, how does muting "hazbin" not also include "hazbinhotel"? I'd love to stop being spoiled until I can actually watch the episodes. It hasn't even been out for 12 full hours yet!