We’re watching Dirty Dancing for the first time but I think the movie I was expecting is actually Flashdance

LinkedIn Park

Pulling out my dilators and asking who wants to lick the beaters

I’m just a catgirl, living in a puppy girl world 😞 nyaa~

What if you had like a little teeny tiny guy who was small enough to ride snowflakes as they fell

Also, it's surprisingly easy to be someone's favorite author. I am not by any means a big author. I've had two people at various points tell me I was their favorite. And that means the world to me. You can be someone's favorite. The only way to get there is you have to make the book.

Quote post a photo of you in your favorite dress.

Doing some fucked up shit and then claiming that I've been trapped within a 24-hour time loop for the past several years to avoid the repercussions

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.

qrp with your pfp

Mystical Ninja Goemon lore: Plot: "aaa Europeans are laser blasting feudal Japan into a gaudy looking chrome future!" Goemon: "fuck that, fuck them, I'm gonna get in my giant mech warrior Gundam and get that future shit outta here."

Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit

Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit

Oh for sure for sure. Saved this to my desktop so I could understand it better after watching Freien. I now understand it.

a quick comic about jesus

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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

Before bottom surgery there was a big push by my surgeon and the medical team to go over depression, make sure I had a support network, and a bunch of other at-the-time-tedious bullshit that I hated at the time. If you are preparing for surgery I really urge to take those things seriously

Frieren is back!! 💙✨ so excited for season 2~ [ #art ]

Latest update on the dishwasher: they were bringing it over and it fell off the back of the golf cart so now they're trying to see if they can fix it or if they need to order a new one. I can't fucking win. 😭

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

I'm starting to think that they're not gonna show up between 10 and 11 AM to install our new dishwasher. I'm basing this assumption on the fact that it's now 3 PM and we haven't seen or heard shit.

yesterday I epilated my legs while watching Neon Genesis Evangelion and thought to myself “surely somewhere there’s a trans girl doing the same thing right now”

Absolutely not

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

This image is more brutal than any roast I’ve seen yet today.

RIP Scott

And I call it, No Great Loss

This is me too. I thought the comic, Dilbert Principle, and Joy of Work (esp. the emails) were funny as a junior high schooler/freshman in the late-1990s/early 2000s, but then he curdled in the aughts into this horribly arrogant asshole, then Trump and finally COVID irrevocably broke his brain. sad.

(solemnly) rest in piss bozo

Rest in piss, Scott Adams

I know this has fallen to like 483rd priority, but can we get rid of the fucking pharmaceutical ads?

Another butterfly series in progress...

Every fucking time. I should just wear a pad after every dilation. 🙃

I think my Dell 1905FP, my first flat screen monitor, has finally ended its life after a 20 year run. With an aspect ratio of 5:4 and a resolution of 1280x1024, it's done plenty of displaying since my sophomore year of college, but today it "Cannot Display This Video Mode". Rest well, friend.

"ICE is lying!" Yeah, no shit, that's one of the three prime virtues of this administration, along with cheating and stealing. We all know they're lying, but what can we actually do about it?

I get that it fits the theme well, but I'm just not a fan of Lorwyn Eclipsed's character art style. I think part of it is the kithkin and their weird proportions and changelings' silly faces. I do like the alt art treatments this time around though (extended art frame forever excepted).

oh i had this realization once

I think the key difference in the success of Wicked vs. Cats (2019) is that Wicked got to breathe over the course of two movies while Cats (2019) was condensed to one

If it’s not gifted on a string of pearls they’re not serious about you or the bit

There has been an insufficient amount of interest in this post given the seriousness of the Grim Meal

TFW the dilator comes out dry and you’re just like “well that should make for a fun sneeze later”

On New Year’s Day, we partake of the Grim Meal. In this way, we begin the year on a low point, such that it can only get better from there.

On New Year’s Day, we partake of the Grim Meal. In this way, we begin the year on a low point, such that it can only get better from there.

I hope Santa finally got my forwarding address this year; he hasn’t brought me shit in the decades since I moved out of my parents place

I hope Santa finally got my forwarding address this year; he hasn’t brought me shit in the decades since I moved out of my parents place

Pizza Goldfish are truly the S-tier of Goldfish