you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

taking a meeting with someone who says he can transport barrels of oil through the straight of hormuz

So the only reason Iran hasn't been tolling the Strait of Hormuz is fear of being bombed but now that the band-aid has been ripped off Iran can keep tolling the Strait forever getting a new truly massive source of income

The only "The Line" Saudi Arabia should have been worried about is another east-west oil pipeline

LMAO I browsed reddit's new algorithmic alternatives to r/all and of course the political subreddit that Elon Musk personally pressured the site owner to remove a few months ago isn't appearing www.theverge.com/tech/906314/...

I hate the word enshittification but this is the enshittification of Reddit www.theverge.com/tech/906314/...

Greetings and good morning it’s the 1st April farm rush hour with donkeys, goats and bananas

>then we won

Allowing the Strait to fall completely into Iran’s control, a direct consequence of you initiating a conflict that otherwise few were actually clamoring for and is illegal regardless, is a profound fuck-up. Like the embarrassment alone would be worthy of impeachment and removal

Looks like there was a random spike in German posts a couple days ago. Anyone know what that was about?

it’s so depressingly, outlandishly gender

Now that Trump's approval is sinking to unfathomably low levels I wonder if it would be worth it to bring up Trump's past misdeeds/scandals that didn't stick and see if they'll actually start sticking in the public consciousness. For example a million people died in his first term from covid

Our conception of masculinity is always contextual to the time, shaped by both historical and contemporary culture. Today's "uber-masculine" men are much more shouty with a deep voice and He-Man physique. IMO, a product of our digital age and gender anxieties.

Sorry but it’s weird to me that so much rhetoric from pundits and even actual Dem politicians concedes that even if the citizenship of all Americans technically formally equal, it is not morally equal. “Coastal women are lesser Americans than southern/midwest men” No they’re not. That’s not true.

we need a Boss Baby of the Left

C L E A N O N O P S E C L E A N O N O P S E C

My clients get FIRED for doing that.

Just insane irony after Hillary's loss due to her secure private email server. American Century of humiliation

Iran has hacked Kash Patel's email and published his personal photos.... www.reuters.com/world/us/ira...

Anti-anti Prop 4 efforts succeed! Initiative to repeal voter-approved anti-gerrymandering ballot initiative has failed with enough signatures removed from SD-15! Good day for Utah!

it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

Russia got itself a warm water port

honestly everything’s horrible but iran having these asshats by the balls and them having this wile e coyote moment - and this was all done to themselves! - is extremely funny

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

It’s not the biggest problem but one real reason why no left-liberal popular front has emerged in America is because of a loud and highly visible cohort of not-that-young-anymore leftist edgelords who refuse to be in coalition with their moms.

I'm starting to get where Charlton Heston was coming from when he said "Godamn you. Godamn you all to hell!" at the end of Planet of the apes

"ICE booked more than 3,800 children into detention during the first nine months of the new Trump administration." apnews.com/article/chil...

that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire

what a ripoff. I will not build a wind farm for the low low price of $995 million

many people have been saying this [to me]

🐶 This dog was chained in Druzhkivka while people nearby fed him. When glide bombs, Shaheds, and artillery hit, people run. A chained dog cannot. Now he is safe with 12 Vartovykh. The video shows only seconds of the talk that made this rescue possible. #alinacollects5 #animals #dogs

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too

The subhead says that the taco moment has finally arrived, and, like, I don’t think that’s true Bestie

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

removing the real, faltering trump from the news and replacing him with an imaginary trump of their own invention. more he falters, the more the imaginary reasonable trump shows up in the stories and especially the headlines

nonono, it can only good happen. mister trump said! www.economist.com/finance-and-...

One of the fascinating aspects of Trump 2.0 has been the way the media elites who engineered his 2024 victory by, basically, **lying** about his plans and fitness for office, seemed to expect that the **reality** of Trump 2.0 would be broadly popular.

"Police-involved pregnancies."

Trump thought he'd just fallen out of a coconut tree and was unaware he existed in the context of all in which he lived and what came before him🌴🥥

look, we’ve been dealing with this asshole for a decade and still - still! - he finds new ways to take your breath away with his boundless idiocy look at her face!

The cost of fresh vegetables is up a stunning FORTY EIGHT PERCENT from February 2025: www.bls.gov/news.release...

Ryan Grim blames Kat Abughazaleh's loss on... being pro-Taiwan. Which I guarantee is not in the top 25 most important issues according to district voters.

*cough* gender.

This feed has been my favorite and most useful feed I've used on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/did:...

The government is being run as a make a wish program for the absolutely worst people