Genuinely thought he was eating a bag of chips

Hard agree. I love Stephen Graham but I have to steel myself before watching anything “gritty” or “challenging”. I’m dealing with enough already. Much more likely to cue up Brooklyn Nine Nine for my tenth rewatch.

It's Mothering Sunday in less than a fortnight. I'll be reading out the names of our #RememberedMums in church on the morning of Sunday March 30th. If you'd like to add your late mother's name, let me know. It can be oddly comforting to know her name will sound out once again. Reposts welcome. ❤️ 👑

Took a few photos at Shaboozey last night and it appears Joe Wicks is an unwitting photobomber

King Charles should personally go on TV and say that the state visit is cancelled. Trump would absolutely explode and it would be the best moment of the year.

I’m probably not the target customer but this feels exploitative. (It’s UberEats)

Some lovely Vicario data. Not only is he 3rd in the Premier League for saves per 90 minutes, he is far and away the best shot stopper according to PSxG-GA per 90. At +0.27, it means, over a season, he saves around 10 extra goals compared to the league wide norm (38×0.27≈10 extra goals). #COYS

Only 13 episodes of Bagpuss. 13 of Bod. 13 of Mr Benn. And we think *this* generation has problems with concentration and memory loss, we must have been so high on asbestos and second-hand smoke in the 70s that we couldn't remember what we saw last month.

Well this is upsetting

Well this NextDoor post is intriguing

Sex pesto

Wrote this to V last night after telling her my boiler is broken. I am now in a hotel with no heating, no maintenance staff on duty and a flooded bathroom.

View from my room in Belfast 😬

I saw Ange at the Elfsborg game and mentioned he looked trim. I hope it’s deliberate and not due to stress.

AI still not quite there with the hands

I got pickpocketed today. Caught the dirty little rat with his hand in my coat pocket. Friend: did he get anything? Me: yes. A piece of my fucking mind.

I am on the Jubilee line. I recently found out the voice announcer died of covid and I always feel a little sad now when I hear her voice. Her name was Celia.

Who remembers the episode of Rainbow in which Bungle became the landlord from hell?

Delicious hate-read in the Graun. Turns out living a moneyless life involves people giving you stuff, including food, accommodation, a phone, use of their wifi, and, um, actual money www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

After screenshotting this abomination Vinted decided I must be into hand and half clothes. ‘Recommended’ feed is a treat.

Mood restored and up for the fight again. What a night. Absolutely thrilled for the kids. #COYS

I’m going tomorrow. Giving blood in the uk is great 1) you collect points for pints and I’m never going to get airline status but dammit I’m getting silver on blood 2) they have club biscuits? 3) Greatest Hits Radio on full volume 4) You get a google map of where your blood goes 5) helping people??

I’m going to the game tonight. I really wish I wasn’t, really. I’m all out of hope. Maybe a VDV cameo will cheer. #COYS

We know how this ends.

Still think it's a picture of Gillian Gilbert from New Order every time I see the chancellor Rachel Reeves

Now if we could only find a way of cancelling that fucking meerkat.

Fuck this sky high

Judging by this thread, we’re all still quite casual about health and safety. Reminds me of my dad’s tale of checking whether a ceiling socket in an empty house was on by putting his finger in it. (He told us he’d been an electrician’s mate. “Yes,” said my mum “I think that just means he knew one.”)

I am way too old and gentle for this discourse of starting every sentence with ‘Bitch’.

Tottenham playing a struggling opponent today, can’t wait

Here's how you open up a meaningful dialogue with the right wing

EBay full of surprises this morning

For more than ten years I’ve kept loose batteries in a metal tin, and yesterday evening I opened it and two of them were red hot, and I thought oh dear, that’s not good, and I looked up whether you should keep batteries in a metal tin, and let’s say I’m glad that I’m not long dead in a house fire.

These days, glancing at the headlines, and seeing various well known people/institutions line up to admire/support Trump gives me the same feeling as the finale in Cabaret.

Remember ‘writing lumps’ on fingers? I wonder if they are still a thing these days

The really concerning thing, though, is that there really is a big section of the electorate that agrees with this. I don’t know what we do with a country where this is the case.

My dad's Norwegian fisherman's jumper, 65 years old and counting

Dorothy Moore 1928 - 2025 Thank you for taking me out of foster care, adopting me, and surrounding me with love and understanding. Rest in peace mum; you were so loved.

Lovely Brexity Alexander.

This post about my son and his friend migrated there under the title ‘people who annoy me’ with absolute fury at the mostly gentle comments suggesting she might have a crush on him

How awful that this photograph of Richy keeps popping up on my TL. How very awful.

I had a dream last night that acquaintances had a baby and they named him ‘Tellian’ Tellian.

It’s fair to say my spoken-word Duolingo needs work

Which one’s which?

God just looking at those two pictures side by side makes me angry.

Good win for Spurs. Bit of a reminder how much they've missed Richarlison this season. Imagine if he'd been able to rotate with Solanke and Son all season. Good player!

Are we supposed to give a shit about the ‘concerns of the non dom community’ now?