If you have any money anywhere ig check that shit. and get screen shots.

okay I'm actually proud of this one: Caramelized roasted potatoes, yams, and squash; homemade pesto, and Beyond steak fillet. Fabulous, homemade and entirely plant-based. First time trying the filet — it's surprisingly good. Like, hella good. @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social

Proud of us, WA! No joke. Our state's gas is the 2nd highest in the US due to strict environmental standards and the Climate Commitment Act. PS take a fucking bus, y'all

100% Stand with the Lummi Nation \0/ Fuck desecration of ancestors and sacred land. Like we even need more broadband anyway.

n.b. This story is 20 years old. Still cool af (no paywall)

Pssst. Someone needs to tell them they're too late.

Damn. I rolled a car down a 25' embankment once and it was terrifying enough. Much less being trapped in your car afterwards!

In a related story, Drug Smuggling Monks is my new band name.

'kay, but isn't sales tax why WA is the most regressive tax state in the US? Doesn't higher sales tax increase income inequality, & put more financial strain on those struggling to survive? Shouldn't we prioritize shelter, food and support, rather than further pad the prison industrial complex?

This says everything you need to know.

Oh no. Hell, no. THE agency that tracks and exposes hate groups. Does anyone at all doubt the deliberate intentionality of this move? Support the @splcenter.org. Donate $35 and match me. Read their posts. Spread the word. #ThrowDown We cannot afford to lose them. Donate $$ here: splcenter.org

To block.

"Scientists have never seen such widespread, long-running bloodshed among chimpanzees."

it was never ever going to stop with banning care for minors (care that their parents consented to btw)

Never ever ever got this before!! I used to stop if I could make it to "Solid"

about time someone called that motherfucker out

Building strong glutes "can help prevent and manage back pain at any age and reduce the risk of falling for older adults." Via @nytimes.com

Considering the dual loyalty myth about Jews (that we aren’t American because we’re ultimately loyal to Israel), that Trump has repeated relentlessly, MAGA electeds saying they want to deport all Jews, and growing belief in dual loyalty on the left, threats to birthright citizenship make me nauseous

JFC just how tiny is it, President Compensation?

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I still laugh at the idea that parents turn their children trans, this is something that is constantly pushed by transphobes. I couldn't get my daughter to eat baked beans yet somehow I was able to force her to become transgender. Transphobes minds are wacked.

This is what happens when your country (or state) puts religion before education.

ICYMI: Six years after Breonna Taylor’s killing, Trump quietly rescinded the rules that could’ve saved her. And now federal prosecutors are seeking to drop all charges against the officers who used a no-knock raid to ambush and kill her.

my sister got a job as the assistant to an incompetent magician and now she’s my half sister

Me: *about to hit like* Them: SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!! Me: *hand hovering and then pulling away* No... no, I don't think I will.

Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?

waiter: do you have a reservation? me: well yes I think your prices are too high, but I promised my date we’d give it a go so here I am

They are so mad that nazi flags are banned in Germany

If they can do this to veterans with impunity, it will be easy as hell to grab anyone off the street and shove them into detention camps. Homeless, trans, mental health challenges? "Disappeared".

The first bombs on Iran used weapons like the AGM-154 glide bomb that can be 80+ miles from the target. When launched, its wings open out, and the rotating tail fins use GPS to steer it. Cost: $578,000 to $836,000 per bomb. ... But whitey on the moon. @newyorktimes, Gil Scott-Heron

Gung hay fat choi!! 🔥🐎 Laissez le bon temps roulette!! 🎭 🍰 Ramadan Kareem!! ☪️ Hey what's that on your forehead?

AI!!! Oh come on, some of us need boyfriends.

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Happy Parinirvana Day 🙏🏽🕉️

it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

The Valentine's Day we deserve

"The process is the punishment, with them." THAT PART 💯

Good Morning Dear Friends Happy Valentines Day Happy Galentines Day May YOU be Surrounded with LOVE❤️ Especially those of you today who might be grieving. Those of you who are lonely Those of you fighting illness Those of you living in fear Those of you who find it hard to love yourself

Gratitude, Congresswoman!! 🙏🏽🏳️‍⚧️

"Special security reasons" = border town "Special security reasons" = Brown folk "Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit I just know it

Oh, my heart. This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US. I'm so sorry, Canada 💧

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

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And Brandi Carlisle but yeah bet

Bad Bunny like

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷