Gung hay fat choi!! 🔥🐎 Laissez le bon temps roulette!! 🎭 🍰 Ramadan Kareem!! ☪️ Hey what's that on your forehead?

AI!!! Oh come on, some of us need boyfriends.

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Happy Parinirvana Day 🙏🏽🕉️

it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

The Valentine's Day we deserve

"The process is the punishment, with them." THAT PART 💯

Good Morning Dear Friends Happy Valentines Day Happy Galentines Day May YOU be Surrounded with LOVE❤️ Especially those of you today who might be grieving. Those of you who are lonely Those of you fighting illness Those of you living in fear Those of you who find it hard to love yourself

Gratitude, Congresswoman!! 🙏🏽🏳️‍⚧️

"Special security reasons" = border town "Special security reasons" = Brown folk "Soecial security reasons' = some more nazi shit I just know it

Oh, my heart. This is entirely on us. Entirely. On. US. I'm so sorry, Canada 💧

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

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And Brandi Carlisle but yeah bet

Bad Bunny like

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Did Bad Bunny name Trump in his glorious Superbowl halftime show? Sure did sound that way.

Fuck the IOC. "Chinese Taipei" my ass. #Olympics #OpeningCeremonies

SAME so SAME

So I am watching the #Olympic2026 opening ceremonies on replay, thanks to CBC Gem... and the Ukrainian athlete entrance made me cry. So also did Venuzeula, (and in CBC's coverage we got to hear the boos for that American VP) i also cried at the new Tim Hortons ad

UPDATE: Shaun White has not been to India. Repeat: not been to India. He reports that he's heard "the food and the culture are wonderful."

This Shaun White guy. SUCH a good get. Every damn country makes the walk, he's like: "Have you been there? I've been there. My mom was there." #Olympics #OpeningCeremonies

People booing JD Vance at the opening ceremonies in Italy is the first gold medal of the Olympics.

Olympics opening ceremonies are honestly some of the most bonkers things that humans do together. Just bonkers. I love it.

"Shut up.. Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Can we watch the Canadian coverage? PLEASE?!!" — me, every got damn Olympics #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

"Those tubes of paint floating above, red, blue, yellow — did you know you could make all other colors from those three?" —Stupid ass NBC commentators on the Olympic Open Ceremony #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

NSF- well I don't know where the hell you work.

Thank you @lastweektonight.com for this!

Here's an active link!!! www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/...

@murray.senate.gov LA's please show these clips to Sen. Murray and urge her to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough. #AbolishICE

LA's please show these clips to Rep. Larsen, and urge him to abolish ICE. "Strong reforms" are not enough. @repricklarsen.bsky.social #AbolishICE

The sky is falling. Authoritarian is rising & there's only so much time to defeat it. So call Congress & demand they ABOLISH ICE & #FundHealthcareOverICE. 202-224-3121

Psst. Hey Republicans. You care about states's rights. Remember? The state's rights thing? That's you.

I keep wanting to ask people: If you were being hunted, starving, your children were starving, what would you do to save them? Anything. You would do any fucking thing you could to save them. Borders or no borders. #ImmigantRights #NoBorders #StopTheViolence

Minnesota 💜 #Resist #LoveIsStronger

starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?" source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about" me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers

Okay, I watched the AI Jurassic Park Xfinity commercial and I really think we should just shut humanity down

From. From your phone. Fuck it. I'm keeping the app because grammar.

Yessss! Love and strength people of Haiti here and in your homeland 🙏🏽 💪🏽✊🏿🇭🇹

We might want to stand down on Fuck the Police. At least a little bit. At least in NYC www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dx4...

"I believe there are birds Whose songs of love aren't heard By people who need to care"

"And the Granny for Record is the Year goes to.... Luther Vandross" —Cher God I love you

That part!

"Kennedy Center to Close for 2-Year Construction Project" Yeah. The project is, "construct a list of artists still willing to perform there."

Standing with my fellow Jews and fellow Arabs and all of Islam tonight. 🙏🏽 Please, we must stand together in peace. There's enough assholes out there trying to kill us all

Mashalllah 🙏🏽 Much love, Congresswoman.

I love Philip Glass I love Philip Glass love Philip Glasse Love love Philip Glass love Philip Glasse Love love Philip Glass love Philip Glasses

🚨 Set off car alarms when in your house if 🧊 is in your alarm 🚨 neighborhood. Tell your neighbors!! DO NOT give them any reason to come at you. They have little portable cameras with apps for cheap, get them. They don’t have body cams so it’s up to us to record the history they will try to oppress