15 minutes. they've been staring at their phones, not interacting or acknowledging each other's existence for 15 minutes. why go out to dinner together at all? #sad

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I'm sorry for everyone's loss and the heartache around this. But horses Should Not Be driving carriages — in Central Park, or around cars, in traffic. Anywhere. Ever. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/n...

When folks hear I'm a therapist they often say, "Hey I should talk to you." and I'm like, "I thought that's what we were doing." Then we laugh and I send them an invoice for 150 dollars.

Read this as, "a deeply flawed Korean marinade" and was never more interested in a nyt recipe.

I don’t get what’s so crazy about bat shit.

What show runners think we want. What feral lesbians actually want.

It's almost over...

The voice of sompin sompin? but yay.

"...Media gutted, Twitter decimated, activism destroyed, books censored, minorities demonized, public health annihilated, victims blamed, empathy scorned. That is the main thing they are after now: your empathy. They want you to hate each other so you don’t hate them first."

Just saying…. #BookSky

A baby octopus is called a inkling.

No, no you’re right, of course Helen of Troy was in the Bible . My personal favourite part of the Bible is where Dionysus teaches Jesus how to turn water into wine and then all the Greek Gods help the Corinthians sneak Jesus out to parties on Mount Olympus because his dad is such a bore.

... and yet here I am.

I'm on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a motherfucking boat and by "boat" I mean Walmart

you owe nothing to your workplace

OK i spam-delete pretty much all political donor asks, but damn. Y'all got me with Larry David. And supporting the fearless and amazing Alex Vindman, too? I don't even have a job and I'm in. Hey! Is the campaign hiring? Join me! Donate here: secure.actblue.com/donate/av-ad...

This part. If you stand with slavers, you're a slaver if you stand with haters, you're a hater if you stand with nazis, you're a nazi.

When asked about details of his health condition and why Rep Kean had not been seen or cast a vote in two months, his Chief of Staff said, “There’s no cameras where Tom is.”

"The travel ban for county staff came a week after Sidhu went to Maui, Hawaii, for the 2026 Western Interstate Region Conference." -- @cascadiadaily.com Timing is everything.

First question: Which direction oh. really? that's so sad and disappointing...

If you have any money anywhere ig check that shit. and get screen shots.

okay I'm actually proud of this one: Caramelized roasted potatoes, yams, and squash; homemade pesto, and Beyond steak fillet. Fabulous, homemade and entirely plant-based. First time trying the filet — it's surprisingly good. Like, hella good. @beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social

Proud of us, WA! No joke. Our state's gas is the 2nd highest in the US due to strict environmental standards and the Climate Commitment Act. PS take a fucking bus, y'all

100% Stand with the Lummi Nation \0/ Fuck desecration of ancestors and sacred land. Like we even need more broadband anyway.

n.b. This story is 20 years old. Still cool af (no paywall)

Pssst. Someone needs to tell them they're too late.

Damn. I rolled a car down a 25' embankment once and it was terrifying enough. Much less being trapped in your car afterwards!

In a related story, Drug Smuggling Monks is my new band name.

'kay, but isn't sales tax why WA is the most regressive tax state in the US? Doesn't higher sales tax increase income inequality, & put more financial strain on those struggling to survive? Shouldn't we prioritize shelter, food and support, rather than further pad the prison industrial complex?

This says everything you need to know.

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To block.

"Scientists have never seen such widespread, long-running bloodshed among chimpanzees."

it was never ever going to stop with banning care for minors (care that their parents consented to btw)

Never ever ever got this before!! I used to stop if I could make it to "Solid"

about time someone called that motherfucker out

Building strong glutes "can help prevent and manage back pain at any age and reduce the risk of falling for older adults." Via @nytimes.com

Considering the dual loyalty myth about Jews (that we aren’t American because we’re ultimately loyal to Israel), that Trump has repeated relentlessly, MAGA electeds saying they want to deport all Jews, and growing belief in dual loyalty on the left, threats to birthright citizenship make me nauseous

JFC just how tiny is it, President Compensation?

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

I still laugh at the idea that parents turn their children trans, this is something that is constantly pushed by transphobes. I couldn't get my daughter to eat baked beans yet somehow I was able to force her to become transgender. Transphobes minds are wacked.

This is what happens when your country (or state) puts religion before education.

ICYMI: Six years after Breonna Taylor’s killing, Trump quietly rescinded the rules that could’ve saved her. And now federal prosecutors are seeking to drop all charges against the officers who used a no-knock raid to ambush and kill her.

my sister got a job as the assistant to an incompetent magician and now she’s my half sister

Me: *about to hit like* Them: SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!! Me: *hand hovering and then pulling away* No... no, I don't think I will.

Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?