Wait... what? "cuts penises off dead raccoons"?

@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social - I think I missed this season.

You know... some of these lady 'ballers are pretty good.

Bette Midler just out-Billy Bragged @billybragg.bsky.social !!!!

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms. You have to listen to this.

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Pretzels are so cool I wish Germans were real

Great news.... looks like we might be able to outbreed those No Nut weirdoes... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

They say there’s no good news, but Charlie Kirk’s mentor Jeff Webb just died in a freak pickleball accident. Yes, I had to google to check that wasn’t a made up story.

Came up with a cool little slide guitar lick... played it a few times... thought it sounded a little familiar and... dammit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg6A...

Did J.K. Rowling admit she was a trans man in her 2020 essay? Is this an "open-secret" in the trans community? (You can guess my fucking answer.) youtu.be/JNCeO7whnW4

Check out the weird load on @caelan.bsky.social.

Apropos of nothing.....

I did used to go by Reply Guybrush Threepwood on Twitter….

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only.

Too much fucking perspective.

So.... black metal with the bass turned up.

I gotta try telling people to DM me, just to keep the boredom away 😜

#monochromemonday - trampoline again… turns out it’s the best sunbathing spot in the garden!!! #mcm #nude #naturist #normalisenaturism

It's monochrome Monday.... what do I do? (It IS sunny outside so, possibly.)

Me working....

Ah yeah, but look at Obama being maliciously black!!!

Hello @henaturist.bsky.social would you be interested in interviewing me about this?

Porndog

Porn on the cob

Porn Flakes.

Wow dont they know those bombs are Defensive™

lol...

TIL: Ireland’s population still hasn’t recovered from The Great Famine of 1845-52.

Not now, millions of scorpions. www.newsweek.com/millions-of-...

JK Rowling uses her wealth - which she derives from sales of Harry Potter books, merch, abd other media - to fund organisations that oppose trans people's social existence. If you talk up Harry Potter, you contribute to the cultural relevance that earns her money. Please stop.

The hilarious picture that I tried to send to @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social but got deleted….

Netanya-huAnon.

Have you heard that @ndrew.bsky.social is BlueSky's resident bad boy?

#fullfrontalfriday I’m so sad about working from home on this beautiful day. (That’s the only explanation for the serious face on me….) #normalisenaturism #nude #naturist

So much fakeness in society and it’s no surprise that AI is fitted in well to advance this cause.

I THOUGHT I had a good erectile dysfunction joke, but it ended up being a flop.

I’m prepared to give it a try.

#ThrowbackThursday to 2016 and shooting some promo pictures for @gonatural.bsky.social at AONC. #tbt #naturist #nude #normalisenaturism

New sticker design of my personal mantra. Tried posting it to Instagram and it deleted. That's...honestly a first given how much nude stuff I get away with over there!

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 😎

Update: Luigi Mangione trial jury will be selected only if they complete 800 questionaires. ...Remember, if you live in New York, you have no issues with police, you have no experience with health insurance, you've never heard of Luigi Mangione

When they wrote terminator, they didn’t really expect the billionaires to be on the side of the AI did they?

#humpday - selfie version… reasonably sure I could do a better job with a model….

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.