That’s fair. If I had to willingly play a Xenoblade game again, I’d want a refund too.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Borrowing someone's car and returning it with an empty tank is supervillain shit. If I borrow your car, I'm returning it with SO MUCH gas. Full tank, dribbling. Fill up the washer fluid reservoir with gas. I'll take a couple of rubbermaid bins and fill them full of gas and put them in the trunk.

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PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!

My parents' dog, Peaches.

arbys please sponsor me and i will finally tell you where ive buried your company supply of horsey sauce

arbys is good this is not just because i are bees either

Yes?

man’s stanced up like he’s neighbors with the aqua teens

maybe i am just more willing to listen to Zangief because i am afraid of his command grabs

Well, when are we gonna get rowdy? #Changeables #Transformers

Here it is, your moment of zen.

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Yall ever hear of an albatross

"NOTHING can kill the Ultimate Grimace."

You know, I was just thinking they should make an ill-timed and ill-advised war criminal of a Maximal in Transformers.

May I have your attention please

Please don’t

"Looks like roblox and mobile game" im going to annihilate you with the power of a small neutron star

Okay fine I’ll buy Windjammers

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anotherrrr oldie #sonicthehedgehog #knuxouge

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

please read

MAMDANI REALLY *CAN* DO ANYTHING

just got word they're making another fucking videogame.

Brendan Urie, bud? You don’t got the range to keep hitting those high notes. You sound like if Beaker got his scrote caught in a glue trap.

Wildlight (Highguard) lays off staff according to a LinkedIn post "Unfortunately, along with most of the team at Wildlight, I was laid off today. This one really stings as there was a lot of unreleased content I was really looking forward to that I and others designed for Highguard."

Ghost was phenomenal last night. The dynamic stage. The theatrics. The crowd work. Incredible work. I wanna go again, maybe in a different album era.

Ridiculous. #skeletour2026

Yo dawg

T I M E F O R G O N S T

S/o to this joke I played on our lab tech in 2019

Somewhere at Hasbro, a dipshit is writing the words “Transform and Rowl Out” on a whiteboard.

There is no goddamn way that this is how I find out Bay is in the Epstein Files

being real and mature for a moment, hasbro ceo chris p cocks is a massive rectal thumb & tbh if one corpo in the field was going to join hands with warner bros in 2026 it would be the one headed by hasbro ceo and massive rectal thumb chris p cocks