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Greta Thunberg is a stone cold legend.

Me, a Scottish person who learned Stockholm Swedish, listening to someone from Skåne: Noooooow I get it

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

September 30th/October 1st

Stanley Kubrick was making a 2025 horror film in 1980.

because she needs another guy on a horse to finish her off

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This is a masterclass in narrative tension

People are exhausted. Our high streets, public spaces, whole communities left unloved. Blaming migrants won’t fix this. Tackling inequality will. Tax the super-rich. Fund public services. #DrawTheLine www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Bit parky oot there.

“Uh-oh, overflow, population ‘common food, but it’ll do’, save yourself, serve yourself, world serves its own needs—listen to your heart bleed, dummy with the raptured and the revered and the right, right” And let it be said I’m of the lets eat grandma school of punctuation, so

G'wan yersel Bryn and the sneaky tattoo. #BlindDate

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Oh no, not I I will suffice! As long as I can do a half-assed job I know they won't think twice Cos I got all my life to live And I got zero F#$ks to give I will suffice! I will suffice!! RS

is she accusing him of... subterfuge

Acquaintance Holly

Hatate 2-0

Gubbängen knows what's going on.

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Cocaine is turning the world more right wing. It needs to be balanced with ecstasy.

Vanessa Redgrave at a recent demonstration in support of Gaza at Lambeth Town Hall in London.

Love how they insist on 'Sir Keir Starmer' on the BBC like Sir means anything anymore.

Fantastic Four was like a remake of The Incredibles but they forgot the charm and humour.

Got genius by trying to type DEICIDE and doing DEICED instead. They all count.

I mean pootling is a thing. I'm pootling right now ffs. #nytbee

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Most notable person born in each location in the world, according to an algorithm. tjukanovt.github.io/notable-people

Making IKEA cabinets and humming the theme tune from Glen Michael's Cavalcade. How's your Sunday morning?

At some point you have to realise - they won't stop until you kill them.

"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."

Look, this is never easy but I’m afraid you’re both being laid off today.

How come you never pull your eye muscles?

Til that on most Stevie Wonder tracks with female backing vocals it's just Stevie with the tape speeded up. I'm looking at you, Living for the City. Don't want to even listen to As.

Your periodic reminder that Sally MacLennane is a song about death

I work hard to maintain Inbox 1 (that one email I don't wanna read).

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Last week we had my son's graduation party at our place and his mom brought dips and stuff. Today, I am eating soup with my favourite spoon, which she apparently got in the divorce 12 years ago. Plotting how to keep it when she notices it's gone.

This week's Blind Date is one for the ages.

13 years ago today Lorraine from Ayr won a "Teacher in a Million" Lifetime Achievement Award. Well done Lorraine 💪🍀

Apropos another post on here re celeb interactions. I met Andy Weatherall several times - we had no mutual connection, it was just random stuff - and he was a beautiful soul, just a great guy.

Sometimes popbitch still delivers

I wish I was too important to not be able to not work on the train as soon as I sat down. Imagine being that essential to the continuing existence of your company.

Oasis best song is an ode to cocaine where they spelt the name of the country wrong. It's so perfect.

She's amazing

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster