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@dreamwisp.bsky.social #AquaticFeywild www.youtube.com/@SchmidtOcea...

Proud to be the 8th 😎 on @BackerKit for Paragons RPG Starter Kit.

@lauren-urban.com, they're calling Neb!

This is Diesel. His bed has been taken over by a two-pound kitten. Wondering if you can ask them to please move. He is too scared. 13/10 (TT: lahdeedahdee)

Late-Arriving Guest Encouraged To Load Up On Food Sitting In Sun For Past 4 Hours https://theonion.com/late-arriving-guest-encouraged-to-load-up-on-food-sitti-1819578921/

Oh my goodness, this thread is delightful. 🫖☕

After seeing the initial teaser image, I was wondering if that was Deborah Ann Woll. Very pleased to see it is!

This is Indica. She is enjoying a movie and some pupcorn. Would like to enjoy it without commentary, if you don't mind. 12/10 (TT: julia.perez3272)

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

Went to an IKEA. It’s not the cluster fuck you were expecting. Select an item that we should just be able to pull but couldn’t. Then go wait in line to pay. After paying no clear instructions on what to do next. Ask. Leave the building and walk back in. Talk to someone else to pull product.

Website: Your password is too complicated Welshman: That's my hometown, asshole

This is Frank. He was getting checked out at the vet when he decided the appointment was over. Has things to do and places to be, but doesn't mind if you come along. 13/10 (TT: thatonevettech)

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

Just finished the first game of Clank! Legacy: Acquisitions Incorporated. I won 124-118, taking a risk on a contract outcome. boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/26...

@meagankenreck.bsky.social I’m wondering what the DC is for the DEX check to have the bee sting in the right spot. 🤣🤣🤣

This is Butterz. He is taking his mac and cheese to go. Has a very important lunch date with himself. 13/10 (TT: gwen_1964)

"Maybe God *is* bacon!"

This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10 (TT: misspennyperry)

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)

Don’t let anyone talk you out of a 15 minute nap. That 45 minutes will be the best 4 hours of sleep you ever had.

Complete an epic campaign in one weekend of madness: Call of Cthulhu in a Castle returns in October

@meagankenreck.bsky.social you're in my thoughts! Best wishes!

FWIW: ‘parsec’ is a measure of distance, not time, but that doesn’t make the Millennium Falcon’s Kessel Run any less impressive.

NASA just dropped 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. Too many to add to ArtemisTimeline.com, so I just put up a tool at ArtemisTimeline.com/vote so that people can vote on small batches allowing for all of the images to be sorted! (yes, I posted this before, but I had to fix something!)

#McUseless youtube.com/shorts/JpKSA...

Serious question: is there a group like this for cats? A "tell your cat I said hi (not that they care) would rock.

I'd ask Josh to open up enough more VIP sessions to fully fund his KS. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bro...

This is Tango. She wants you to know this isn't what it looks like. Doesn't know what else it could be yet, but she's working on that. 12/10 obviously innocent (IG: eyes_on_tango)

This sports ball is hilarious! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V40...

I thought this felt relatable

June is not amused at the new development

Feeling a little vulnerable putting this out there as I don't typically feel comfortable asking for financial help but here goes nothin' Now that the initial scary diagnosis part is over, I'm now entering the scary US Healthcare part. Any help at all is appreciated, even just a share. Thank you 💜

@lukemckay.bsky.social happy birthday!

I want to have words with the two birds chattering away all night long...

No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Nobody talks about how satisfying it is to unsubscribe from an email you’ve been deleting for four years. This is what victory tastes like.

@mikesims.bsky.social you get rain in southern california? what is this magik?

This entire process is hilariously analog.

#Artemis Can you hear us now 📞? 🤣

I just backed Paragons RPG Starter Kit on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/bro...

@urbanbohemian.com The Lord of the Rinds: The Collected Stories of Sylvester's Adventures

Apple turns 50 today 💻 The iconic Apple II became home to countless software breakthroughs. "The Print Shop" let anyone create posters, cards & more from home 🖨️ Celebrate software preservation⤵️ archive.org/details/The_... #Apple #Apple50 #AppleII #HomeComputing #VintageComputing

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you design a system and 50% of its users are using it wrong, that is not user error. You cannot blame users for that, you built a terrible system.

make incompetence shameful again