I know I'm going to laugh any time I see an Avantris clip cross my feed, even if I have no idea what's going on. Such effortlessly funny people.

To celebrate TMNT Pre-Release day I brought in land themed "garbage" pizza egg muffins for breakfast. Today I learned just how brave my coworkers are 😄

Makes me want to take my autognome on a night drive to the stars, LOVE this vibe sm.

Fizzgig has a quest for you. He would like you to give him the cat food and not tell me.

My coworkers got me fuzzy slippers to wear around the office today after my unfortunate weekend with new doc martens 🥹

God I wish I could pull off black hair.

Every so often someone tells me I have a sparkling, bright, or bubbly personality and those people would be right, and them only. Because to most I have RBF. Looking at you @goblinkatie.com

Had a nightmare that I bought a new Tesla and had massive car payments every month. Grateful for my paid off 12 year old car this morning.

I think I want to play Reanimal, and possibly even stream it because I need chat to distract me from how horrifying it is.

I can't see any foil card now without over analyzing the shininess. Magic has changed my brain chemistry.

Also thank you past me for taking today off 🙏

I went to Seattle twice this weekend and was reminded why I hate taking Ubers. Do drivers know that you're trapped with them and maybe trauma dumping about their inebriated adventures isn't what you want to hear from the back seat of their vehicle?

Ghost fit! Year Zero was my favorite song tonight, what an amazing performance. And I got a friendship bracelet from a lovely couple behind us in line!

Hey so why do Dr. Martens want us to die? I walked maybe 4 blocks tonight and my heels are ripped open. 😭

I'm so glad Ghost isn't allowing cameras at their show on Sunday. I wish more bands and venues would do this, especially as I get older. We document things all day everyday, I just want to experience something NOT through a screen.

I've been wanting these so bad but they were sold out everywhere, then Todd managed to find them AND surprised me with a matching purse. I can't wait to wear these to the Ghost show! 😍🥰

Describe your Bluesky account in three words: Is she okay? Did I do it right?

What's this feeling? Could that be...dopamine? Because the sun decided to come out?

Age verification: I called The Nickelodeon Big Help-a-Thon on a landline to pledge community hours.

I didn't watch all the Superbowl commercials so I'm slowly catching up and they seem to just exist to get people talking about these companies because man are they divisive. Not to mention all the conspiracy theories. Think I'll add a few more muted words.

I don't care about sports but Seattle felt electric today, and my mom who is a lifelong Patriots fan wanted the Seahawks to win because I live here. 🥹

Damn, did I miss something or did Green Day sort of just behave and not drop any nuggets?

I don't think I've ever been this excited for a Superbowl halftime show. I'm also kinda nervous for Bad Bunny? I better not see any hate crimes today.

This is a PSA, if you're a tall person at a concert holding your phone up the whole time, just know that everyone behind you hates you.

I remember watching Courtney LaPlante sing on Twitch during the pandemic, so seeing Spiritbox perform at the Grammys just makes me so happy for them. Can't wait to see them this July.

A popular eye care establishment told me they don't keep PD (pupillary distance) on file which is needed to order cheaper glasses online. When I picked up my new glasses I saw the measurement on their form and took a picture since they wouldn't give me a copy. He was not pleased. It felt good.

Replaced my pinned post about moving to Magic from DND to something less close to the heart, I feel like I've moved on and found my place but I do love that I still get to see my DND friends in the office.

"Mazin reportedly plans to reach out to the cast of the games to sound out how best to approach their roles in the [Baldur's Gate] TV show, and if they'd want to be involved" To me that sounds like a new cast, which I'm sad about, but I'm excited to see who steps into these roles.

I'm not one for gambling, but I can't help but think that one of those missing golden chocobos might be in my unopened collector booster box. I won't do it, I was just thinking about it.

Loot that drops after defeating me - So, so many magic cards - Dice (obviously) - Sample sizes of earthy, spicy, gothy perfume - Too many coffee mugs that may be ✨seasoned✨ - Dog treats - Almost empty lip balm - Impossible spicy chicken nuggets - A drawer full of indistinguishable black clothes

I've been learning a lot about stocks, and I was just thinking that maybe I should just get back into playing video games.

I love getting the annual notification about yet another price increase despite there being no new features or content. It reminds me to cancel it together.

I get to go back to Japan for the first time since 2010 for work and I'm already saving up for however it ends up influencing me.

Hey if you just followed me, and you're not a bot say "poopoopeepee"

Couldn't figure out why I woke up in a good mood, it's because I fell asleep at 9pm, and woke up at 8. I like sleep, I should do that more.

Not saying I'm good at Mario Kart, but it'll make you want to fight me.

It's been 84 years since NYE, happy last day of January.

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This post was not enough to express what a huge loss this is. She was one of those brilliant actors that have been there since the beginning for me. Home Alone, Beetlejuice, Nightmare before Christmas, to name a few. Lucky to have someone like her be such an icon in my formative years and beyond.

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to Death. Please not Catharine O'Hara 💔

I forgot to post my 6 months of Magic work update! I'm really starting to feel like I'm contributing in a meaningful way, jumping into the gaming industry rocked my world when I first joined wizards in 2024, but I'm finally feeling less like an imposter.

This is my semi-annual post about Practical Magic and how I wanted to love it but it's too male centered and I hope the sequel passes the bechdel test.

I'm convinced that my inability to pull a land card is because I like the cards too much to properly shuffle them.

Reason number 9,472 why I love Todd, I asked if it's okay if I zone out because I'm feeling overstimulated from the day and now we're co-couch-potatoing.

Cult of the Lamb should win some kind best ost to listen to while working award.

What is up with all the bots here lately? I've blocked so many accounts this past week, and none for personal reasons.

Hearing about multiple new social media platforms to replace tiktok just makes me want to turn to dust. But hey, maybe this means I'll stop getting Lemon8 notifications.

Seeing the trending games on Steam... we're a depraved bunch.

For the people saying Pilates isn't enough for strength or resistance training, that's literally all it is, with progressions and limitless weight options. I think the misconception is because people equate bulk with strength. /Endrant

Felt stressed so naturally, a haircut was had. I feel more "me" every time I go in.