There’s a lot of terrible shit going on but InfoWars officially being bought out by The Onion weeks after Trump turns on Alex Jones is a bit of a bright spot

Last Repost: I’ve never been more proud of a team that I casually follow

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Cherki you dirty bastard

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

Here me out, a constitutional amendment that the FBI Director has to be so drunk they cant do their job

The cooks on the ship are desperately trying to get their commanding officers to google what fragging is

As someone who has to deal with fraud for an investment firm AI is 100000000% making it harder not easier to deal with fraud cases and the mutual funds in your 401k are managed by people infinitely more intelligent than the FAs who handle the ultra wealthy’s “dynamic portfolios”

Let’s goooooo One Knoxville

Legitimately laughing my ass off at the finance bro arguing that healthcare costs are down using the metric of “healthcare companies profits are down”

If you need an AI chatbot to help you order coffee you need a grippy sock vacation

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

If you think a psyop to promote a band is wild wait to find out about political psyops and how prevalent they are

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

He’s just mad that you can’t defraud Medicare anymore like the good ol days

Just need more training and oversight

If it’s anything like the Iran-Iraq War the Revolutionary Guard will just send kids out in boats to “find” them

Seeing Trump say Alex Jones rightfully lost his money to the Sandy Hook families

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

New York has been listening to the new Johnny Blue Skies

Working in downtown Denver has its perks

Stros

"i didn't vote for this"

I really shouldn’t read comments on the internet but I’ve seen someone blaming The South for the state of things currently but yeah The South is responsible for the most New York person of all time being elected by swing states, none of which are in the South.

I have little faith that the Democrats can actually do anything but god damn threatening to destroy a entire civilization isn’t a fucking distraction to anything, you can go off the message McKinsey has told you to go with

You are literally being outflanked by Tucker Carlson, MTG and Alex Fucking Jones right now

It seems really odd that the president threatened to wipe out a civilization tonight and I’m sitting at my desk creating value for shareholders

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

UNC strategy under Malone 1. Recruit generational Serbian player who loves horses 2.?????? 3. Profit

We definitely live in a simulation because what do you mean the president Republicans literally worship said “Praise be to Allah” on Easter

“We’ve got the American Jesus, see him on the interstate”

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

As a kid raised in Houston the feeling I get to see NASA doing a manned launch is incredible

It’s hilarious the amount of clips he gives on a daily basis that can be used against him….. now just need a politician courageous enough to do it

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Trump going to oral arguments at SCOTUS is like the 1,277th Rubicon he’s crossed by my count

What’s getting lost in this story is the fact that they flew real low over the No Kings protest in Nashville too

A ref not being able to finish a World Cup qualifier due to cramps is CONCACAF heritage

Go Vols

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is the most American cop statement ever made.

“He’s a genius at drawing fouls” so he cheats got it

Thank you NYT I haven’t laughed like that in a really long time

Paul Skenes shelled so bad he’s gonna ask for a Purple Heart

I’ve seen a lot of “you don’t actually like Gavin Newsom, you like his social media admin” well not any more!

It rules working for an asset manager and having every tiny change in my 401k scrutinized and not being able to invest during the Insider Trading Administration

Florida

Gonna use this one a lot