Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

By best viewing advice for the SOTU is that Chopped is on every Tuesday

This is pretty standard for Russia, when soldiers were killed in the Afghanistan War families found out when a heavy ass zinc coffin was dropped off at their doorstep

I’m not sure which is worse, the saguaro cactus which are 1,000 miles from Houston or the generic skyline

It’s too fucking early for yall to make me defend Gavin Newsome

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

Ah jeez who is cutting onions right now

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

Ugh tears coming seeing the Gadreau jersey

PUT JACK HUGHES’S TEETH IN THE SMITHSONIAN

HOCKEY COUNTRY

Both teams should just put 5 skaters on the ice at the start of overtime and refuse to play 3 on 3

Auston Matthews really is the perfect Toronto Maple Leaf, completely disappears when it matters

The way I cheered with Jordin Tootoo was mentioned in the new season of Shorsey

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

How am I expected to create value for shareholders of another hour and a half after that

we couldn't use government funds to buy coffee (like, folgers ground coffee) when i worked on a CDC outbreak emergency response

The drama just now in women’s monobob is what sport is all about

When the US Women’s hockey team decides the game is over it’s so impressive

Between the Hillary video bragging about deportations and the thread of the former DHS official saying they didn’t realize how easy DHS could trample civil liberties, I’m throughly convinced you can entertain most Democratic politicians by jingling your keys

Oh it was a miscommunication between the FAA and DoD?

I see in the time to took me to walk my neighbors dogs and make breakfast that you can fly to El Paso again

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.

"Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants", proving they unaccountably had no clue who they were voting for.

Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.

What a way to tell everyone you fired everyone at the paper who speaks Spanish

Really appreciate Bad Bunny and the Puerto Ricans posting videos explaining the symbolism of the performance, I’ve always supported Puerto Rico being a state but now realize that I was missing the point, and my most fundamental political belief is everyone deserve the right to self determination.

Pats need to put the back up QB in to protect Maye

Highlights of the Super Bowls so far, Bad Bunny and finding out what Charles Leclerc’s favorite Pokemon is

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

That was amazing, gave me chills

Probably a good idea, Kid Rock would get distracted by all that child porn

libs are writing fan fiction about cops fighting against ICE agents like are you truly that fucking stupid

kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable

I’ve watched this three times and all I can say is “goddamn”

Everybody has it backwards. Billionaires aren’t buying up these institutions to make money. They’re buying them to kill them. Same as the oligarchs destroying government and social programs and things like weather forecasting and regulatory bodies. They’re creating a world they control completely

Tired of full fledged Republicans well try Republican Lite

hunter biden is just a simple man with a dangerous hobby. I'll take him over the average Harvard economics professor any day

Didn’t expect the new Noah Kahan song to have me emailing my therapist on a Sunday morning but here we are

Just gonna go ahead and delete all my texts to my friends about the first half of the Chelsea match

If you are in position where getting arrested won’t ruin your life then put your ass out there but for the vast majority of people this is horrible advice

The Epstein files make it pretty clear how involved the most powerful people in the financial industry either were heavily involved or turned a blind eye, it explains why Apartheid Clyde was so desperate to go to Child Rape Island

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago