The most surreal public bathroom I used was at the Tijuana border crossing. It cost a peso and it was just a shack with a shattered porcelain toilet in the corner.

So shitty ride share replaced shitty cabs and we have higher prices, less accountability, and unsafe driving. Lyft has taken no action from an unsafe driver taking calls and driving dangerously. Be careful folks, this asshole is still out driving tonight because Lyft refuses to do anything about it

incredible gift; A++ no notes

OK, I'm trying it

NMX Standard and a Glenfiddich 12 at the Dragonhorn. Bah humbug.

Bankruptcy court Judge Robert H. Jacobvitz called it “an unfortunate result to the end of the company, a company that was grown in New Mexico, expanded and prospered.” www.bizjournals.com/albuquerque/...

🎸🔥The one & only Buckethead is coming to El Rey Theater on April 17th! 📆 Friday, April 17th | Doors 6:30pm | All Ages

You can post live comments tonight during the pre-Christmas double feature of “Brides of Dracula” and “Sharktopus” on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie and be ready for femmes with fangs and a shark with suckers ( I don’t mean Imp and Nostalgiaferatoo!)

Tatted Bee Stout and a Big Nose Kate whiskey. Also a really fucking ugly truck. #beersky #beer #whiskey #drinklocal

"BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS"

The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny. In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG. www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...

GM, it’s time to build

Checkout “poker face”

This just made me remember how terrible pears are.

Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.

Lol

I opened a PDF of EM Forster’s “The Machine Stops” and it offered me a digested summary. Which by rights should just have been a gif of a clown looking a mirror.

Many albums of mine are only $5 today on bandcamp emmaruthrundle.bandcamp.com

Does A-aron Rodgers suck or is it the covid? Discuss among yourselves.

Three sad lobos fans.

LS swap what?

Happy 13th anniversary to perhaps the funniest NFL play of all time: The Buttfumble

Wow, what a crazy poem.

Beer and scotch at Howie's Sports Page.

Bah humbug.

Bah humbug. NMX Standard and a Glenfiddich 12 at the Dragonhorn Tavern.

Unless Willie Nelson has been emailing Epstein, I think I'll be fine.

What has continually bothered me about this is that absolutely none of those cowards pushed back.

a sorority girl-voiced personal shopper robot saying "you are goated with the sauce" to a professional video game player is like something Philip K Dick would have seen in a fever dream and decided was too batshit to put in Ubik

DARNELL WASHINGTON IS A UNIT!

If we would have listened to Sinead O'Connor we wouldn't have been in this shit right now.

Original-Owner 1980 AMC Eagle Wagon at No Reserve

Glonzo confirmed real

The Northern Lights were caught in this timelapse at the Very Large Array (recently seen in AppleTV's Pluribus) tonight in Socorro County, NM!

idk which possibility is more damning for Schumer either A) he helped orchestrate the fold OR B) he genuinely opposed the fold but was so incompetent that he was unable to stop the splinter group from folding

Schumer & Jeffries should have the integrity to resign from their positions in leadership. They've failed, badly. Either they cannot control their caucuses or they're lying & secretly pushed this vote through behind the scenes. Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

We can't vote Schumer out until 2028 but we can make him being the senate majority leader a litmus test for 2026 candidates. Every single Dem senate candidate should be forced to go on the record and state they will not vote for him as majority leader.

If Mike Tomlin can't Weekend at Bernie's your QB carcass to the playoffs you are COOKED.

Fhuck Schumer.

LESS. THAN. A. WEEK. Took them less than a week to take one of the most visible public repudiations of the GOP in my lifetime and turn it into hog slop. I’m so mad my temperature is higher than my ACA premiums.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov You suck at this.

There really should be a coordinated effort to force Schumer out as Minority Leader as a result of his failure here.

I know this sounds mean but if you think that this is a coincidence you're more than a bit of a mark. If Kaine had been up next year, it would have been Warner, if Slotkin was retiring, Peters, etc.

In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead

After everything, Senate Democrats still haven’t figured out that surrendering to Trump Republicans will end badly? Unbelievable.

If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.

What if the Baileys that Chuck listens to are just the two shots he pours into his decaf every morning