Every day:

"what do you mean you never use it?" i have literally never needed it in any situation

I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

What if ponies had wings? What if dinosaurs walked around smoking giant doobies? What if fish had bicycles and we all wore them on our heads like little hats

13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’

i don't like folding laundry because it forces me to confront my human impairment of not being able to perceive wet. it's humiliating

I made a scarier version of my MtG commander so he can intimidate my opponents

Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

if you enjoy a movie that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test a mean lesbian will come to your house and yell at you actually. we take turns doing shifts for this. mine is next week.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good now i wanna think about all the good

underrated part of going to a festival: trying to smuggle in as many snacks and drinks as physically possible before you get caught

i have mostly switched to in-ear headphones, here's my review so far: pros - noise cancelling is better than expected - decent battery duration cons - it gets slightly painful after a while - i'm constantly low-key terrified i'll put the case in the washing machine

I just received a contract on Docusign for review and signing, and it offered to give me an AI-generated summary that I could read instead to save time. That's AN AI-GENERATED SUMMARY ***OF A CONTRACT***, in case you need to let that sink in.

did you know? Silksong's full name is actually Hollow Knight: Silksong. the meaning of "Hollow Knight" is unknown, but it's believed that it's a fanciful elaboration on what else HK could stand for, put in as a nod to Team Cherry's love of the Hingdom Kearts series

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

whenever i watch a youtube video from youtube i am reminded why i never watch youtube from the youtube. youtube youtube bad

definitely worth a watch, I know I posted it yesterday but the AI bubble burst feels very, very imminent, and I think it's worth understanding some of what's actually happening

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

Some things I saw recently that I think are cool: — New outerwear at Husbands Paris and Auter — New knits at Buck Mason and HE Sports — Patek 2552 and Ed White Speedy at Wind Vintage; Patek 3448 at Sothebys; Vacheron 4072 at Menta Watches — Italian donkeys carrying baby lambs in a special jacket

When one internal DNS server at one company breaks, but it’s 2025:

real ones censor faces when they post pictures from a protest

wearing my charli xcx t-shirt underneath my merina gris sweater. which i feel is the recommended way to wear a merina gris sweater

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

love it when something happening irl allows me to explain internet lore without being deemed Too Chronically Online To Function

1am i am here deciding whether i want to study a new technique to solve sudoku or i want to read an academic paper about sudoku

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to write a song called "the fate of ophelia" and have it be an upbeat pop song about your quarterback boyfriend. thank god I found a man so I don't have to kill myself

Desde el río de Gran Vía hasta el mar de Atocha, Madrid está ABARROTADO

very wholesome experience to go to a protest close to the children section and listen to a bunch of 9yo kids leading the chants

followed by an old man dressed like a nazi for being around with my girlfriend! i love it here!

“What You Fail to See Mr. Pope” has intense potential across multiple meme formats

ma insomma qualcunə qua va al c2c? 👀

looking forward to this raptor i keep hearing about

let me just go ahead right now and say: lol

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

OpenAI “admits” what literally anyone with any training in the subject always knew. Generative AI models work like this. They are built like this. “Hallucinations” is all they do all the time.

The only hot honey I care about is MY WIFE

some notes :3 storyboard debug-mod app-icon

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest