There's a special place in hell for people who wear perfume/cologne on a flight.

gritty has seized control of the federal government

today

Yep.

Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight

I don't see enough people talking about Kendrick saying, "I could seize the government too," yet....

Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly now. Love mercy now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.”

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

If there is any doubt that tariffs are passed through to consumers, the cost of propane to heat my house just went up by the amount of the tariff

A trans woman goes to get a new passport and is told at first she can get one with a male marker and then that she can't get one at all. Restricting the travel of marginalized groups. Sound familiar?

The semicolon is the fool’s em-dash.

Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity Trump: Trade war! Colombia: OK Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights Colombia: Good. Was that so hard? Trump: They gave in!

FRANKIE LUVU

I stand with Blake Lively I stand with Amber Heard

From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

@mattxiv.bsky.social Any chance you'll start sharing your infographics here for those of us who left Meta? 🥺🙏

Look tomorrow is gonna be a drag and it’s so easy to feel discouraged but you only have to hang in there a little bit longer good things are coming

Tried to start my car but it won’t work because of the TikTok ban.

Snapchat is messaging all of its users like "HEY look at our short form video feature" as if anyone pays attention to Team Snapchat messages #TikTokBan

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

ACAB includes Jim Gordon. #Community #Batman #meme

Fun fact: Aetna makes me cry about 2/3 of the time I have to call them. #Aetna #CVS #healthcare #meme

😏

One side effect of AI being shoved into almost every internet thing I use is that I’ve grown to hate star and sparkle icons.

It is finished.

Getting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really

And group chats. C'mon now. 🙏

the proper way to eat eggs is with hot sauce, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT ketchup

My most elder millennial trait is that I still use emoticons when I text. I will honest to God send you a :) and mean it

I can't wait until Friday when I can start smugly telling people: "Oh, I don't have a Facebook or Instagram."