Good morning from Universal Kids Resort! We’ll be exploring the park in just a bit! #UniversalKidsResort #Hosted

the politician in modern history who successfully activated the most non-voters is Donald Trump

The Sony/Spider-man contract has some interesting parts to it... <_<

does anyone have an eink device they use for notetaking and such (Kindle Scribe, Boox Note, remarkable, etc.) that they recommend? Trying to wean myself off the Amazon ecosystem personally but also they'll probably have a good deal here soon

Oh hot damn

mister trump has got GOP senators on CNN saying iran has a right to exist, just absolute scenes

Thanks to the SNL bit, my wife and I have almost exclusively communicated in the Weekend Update emojis now. 🏤➗🔛🟧🚡

“According to these figures, Simmons, your department has lost another No. 2 Double N—and I want you to find it!”

A badge of honor.

Holy shit, the voice of Lilo died yesterday and that wasn't the biggest news?

We’ve all been there, it’s ok LaGuardia Airport

No wonder they lost.

I got curious and JD Vance hasn't posted on Bluesky in 3 months. His last post was saying Biden is responsible for all the inflation.

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

Girls just wanna have San Diego Comic-Con exclusive Cyndi Lauper WWE action figures Mattel Creations has announced a San Diego Comic-Con 2026 exclusive WWE action figure 3-pack featuring Cindi Lauper on Piper's Pit.

You're right to call that out.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

It's pretty funny how quickly Nate Bargatze's public image collapsed the moment he revealed was MAGA by posing with RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan in photos. Like @petedominick.bsky.social points out, every time some celebrity says they aren't political, it means exactly what you think it means.

Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this

Watching Garner Holt on Collector's Call is wild. $12 million worth of stuff.

I get the impulse for autistic people to want to respond by saying that they DID go to college or play baseball or date and work. But that still plays into ableist narratives. Even if an #ActuallyAutistic person does none of these, they still have worth.

Spend $14 million ruining a giant lake. Attempt to fix it by pouring $20 worth of bleach in it.

Just read the UFC plot affidavit, and there’s some real-life horseshoe theory playing out here.

I *used* to think that killing off internet anonymity and forcing users to share their legal names would be a deterrent against acting a fool. One look at Facebook comments destroys that theory. People in 2026 do not care how they act online, because they know they can get away w/almost anything.

"Look, you need to use AI in your workflow. Our stock price will jump because they know we're using AI. I don't care how. Just say you're using it..." "Uhh, sure, we'll use it to make images of Doom Buggies for 'research'."

This article makes it a bit more clearer what is intended. The entire bus area will be under a verification area to enter at all. Not the busses. So it won't be a strict 1:1 hotel match requirement. But the Sassaagoula riverboats will require a stay at one of the 4 hotels.

Or if we had functional anti-trust laws. Facebook should have never been allowed to buy up all of its closest competitors. I could easily quit IG and FB but leaving Whatsapp is harder especially if you live in a developing country where most folks only use one app to communicate.

Pizza Hut being 10% the value of Roku is not what I had in my mental model.

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

It's been 7 months since the last patch for this game, and it has a game breaking bug where you no longer take projectile damage. It's wild that they left it in that shape. Also, this packaging shown is a lie. The secret edition box art has a GIGANTIC label printed on it. That's not a sticker.

Ghost Town Alive 2026 by the numbers: 19 new citizens 2 returning that missed 2025 26 returning from 2025 Total: 47 Citizens 21 not returning. Highest turnover ever. One new location (Toy shop is now the historical society) The story this year is straightforward. Allegory to Six Flags ownership.

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

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In one of the Facebook groups I'm in for an upcoming cruise, someone just asked if there are any people going on an airplane for the first time, and man, outside of children, I kinda wonder how many adults haven't actually flown before... Looking it up, it's a solid 1 in 8.

Fox News continues to be evil

Why is "A Troll in Central Park" stuck on DVD? I loved this Don Bluth classic. It needs a 4K Criterion Collection edition.

I gotta say, "Up to 40% off" is not really feeling like the huge deals of how this used to be.

This sequel to ‘Idiocracy’ is a little over the top.

The Strait of Hormuz is open and all the ship captains are having a wonderful time!

So the mystery has been solved! #MarvelMysterCrossover www.marvel.com/articles/com...

Whaaaat? Trump using the DOJ as a weapon? www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

Okay if you’re a teen impersonating a 38-year-old on this website here’s a list of Simpsons references you need to know:

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

Amazing. A family of fraudsters. Eric Trump is trying to make money off UFC fights, assuming they were rigged. Cormer has since deleted the posts.

Growing up, I was under the belief that we'd see a lot more crossover movies. Instead Wikipedia lists 37 in total, and a majority are weird fan films that shouldn't count. Like, Godzilla X Kong, Freddy vs. Jason and Rugrats Go Wild seem to be the only legitimate ones.

That tarp is still up... Given how the marble needs repair, sure... maybe, but they'll be dragging their feet on that as long as possible, until a court order tells them otherwise.

There is nothing I can say to prepare you for this story.