Can someone have jet condensation trails added to 9th grade physical science as a mandatory lecture? Tldr. Its hot and humid outside, you place a soda, it starts to sweat. This is condensation. Now, engine (hot) at 30K feet altitude (cold). You get moisture in exhaust. It freezes again (cloud).

if this all ruins my first fall weather week I am going to be pissed.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

wait… Narwhals are real?

After watching Play Dirty on amazon, yeah don’t. I have never been more confused to the plot of a film, in a bad way, during the first 40 minutes before. Its like they asked Gen AI to write a script.

Wait, we’re having a rapture today and no one told me?!

The raiders… are goooood? Or are the chargers… baaaaad? Good game regardless tonight!

If you heard cheering, it was all of us with a touchdowns parley on Jalen Hurts screaming because he finally got a TD. 😬

Let it be known, I am in full pumpkin spice, early Christmas tree and Christmas lights energy levels coming into the fall. I might make gumbo first time we break 79 degrees.. Wild card energy this year.

Daycare germs are the worst, flu B into a secondary infection of some sort either foodborne or some other stomach bug. jhsldfjkghsldkjfghskjdfhgljksdhf

Whats 4th of July without steak

Ahhh! somebody feed phil is back!

I do love that we’re just re-using plots from the Bush administration now. “We have to stop Iran from getting WMDs” bro you changed like one letter

when your dog has no concept of personal space so you try to make her less comfortable so she moves but it has the opposite result…

He can go fuck himself, actually.

OMG. They haven't yet told him about losing his tariff case in court. They're proably arguing over who should tell him.

Kilauea is erupting, as of yesterday as I coincidentally watched an episode about hawaii’s volcanos on disney+. Would recommend the series, its America’s national parks. Kiddo loves it too (toddler age).

NY Strip, drizzled with a Diane sauce, with roasted squash, zucchini and sweet potatoes.

Strap yourselves in folks, I have a quasi-hot take to share. mattlanza.substack.com/p/on-warning...

Sugar demands attention.

comfy

His sign is Sphinctus, the Asshole.

Onyon!

If you haven’t seen Stanley Tucci: Searching For Italy, you still have plenty of time to watch it before “Tucci in Italy” on May 18th on disney+. The first series is like a warm hug, in a time when we were all on lockdown, and in the midst of a pandemic. If you love food, do yourself a favor.

I have some bad news for you though.

@iwriteok.bsky.social So… How do we feel about the president wanting to be Pope?

Hey sentient AI overlord, what percentage of the USA is catholic? oh, 20%? Thats wild. This should be fun. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

oh good, we needed a picture to put next to the definition of sacrilege

It is I. Here to remind all of you whom are also lactose intolerant, that ice cream while in the moment of brief disregard for self health is delicious, is NEVER a good idea.

*you’re

Aaaaaahhhhhhh there goes my productivity!

fell for it again award

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

Today, I am grateful for the eventuality of being able to stare like a disappointed parent at elderly folk whose retirement portfolios are imploding after they voted for who they did who telegraphed exactly what he intended to do for months.

😹 wat

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

Fun? Fact? As a funzies test we occasionally ask popular LLM models to modernize snippets from COBOL. Yeah, no where close.

1) a lot of you should be very busy this weekend 2) just add x-middleware-subrequest=true to a request and bingo? Dear lord.

best one yet! forgot to get a final photo 🥲

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

Hulu is down, and I’ve been waiting to watch Food Network’s tournament of champions all day long. 🥴

Its officially GRILLIN SEASON! @khaxan.bsky.social @boganella.bsky.social @nedpyle.com

Can’t beat destin in peak season.

its smellin good over here!

am. TIRED. But! still fixy things.

Honestly, the 18z Euro snow forecast is remarkably similar to a (much lighter) version of the 1895 snowstorm.