AI can only produce average writing, practically by definition. So if you generate an essay using AI and you think it’s better than what you can do; congratulations, you are below average. But you’ll never know that, it’s the Dunning-Kruger effect applied to AI.

I propose that Trump be referred to as Cankles Lannister.

I saw a billboard for a cannabis dispensary that talked about how they support local growers. They missed a trick by not calling it the ”Farm-to-Bong Movement.”

Dude looks as if Riff Raff were a piece of shit.

It's only a matter time before we find out Ghislaine Maxwell's work release is because she's been put in charge of the Head Start program.

I saw a billboard for a cannabis dispensary that talked about how they support local growers. They missed a trick by not calling it the ”Farm-to-Bong Movement.”

She’s on the Cain Train.

Trump is the only man who could forget the alphabet and still claim he invented it.

“Liberland” has about as much chance of being successful as I have of subbing in for LeBron. For clarity, I’m a 60+ year old dude with no jump shot, handle, or wheels.

Bluesky…Assemble! Let’s get behind this, my people.

You know what’s a great example of a “kitchen table issue”? People being yanked away from one and disappeared.

You know what’s a great example of a “kitchen table issue”? People being yanked away from one and disappeared.

Connections Puzzle #805 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 99/99 Uniqueness 1 in 163 Owned it.

AI can only produce average writing, practically by definition. So if you generate an essay using AI and you think it’s better than what you can do; congratulations, you are below average. But you’ll never know that, it’s the Dunning-Kruger effect applied to AI.

Connections Puzzle #804 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 97/99 Uniqueness 1 in 290

Connections Puzzle #803 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Skill 97/99 Uniqueness 1 in 160

Connections Puzzle #802 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Skill 81/99 Uniqueness 1 in 250,000

Trump could release the Epstein Files right now if he wanted to. He could've months ago. Why won't he? That's the story.

Dump woke, go broke.

@filmgirl.bsky.social Did you watch the Taylor/Travis podcast? They were so sweet together I had to check my blood sugar. I’m still enthralled by the idea of Taylor playing beer pong.

Connections Puzzle #801 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 59

What. A. Shitbag. No guesses needed as who he voted for.

Connections Puzzle #800 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 99/99 Uniqueness 1 in 190 Reverse 🌈, bitches.

Does anyone know if these will be available in the U.S.? electrek.co/2025/08/18/m...

Connections Puzzle #797 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 75/99 Uniqueness 1 in a Million This is what happens when you try to do puzzles at 2:00 AM.

I bet he'd hate if this side-by-side went viral.

Pretty sure Trump is swallowing in this photo. Exactly what he is swallowing is left as an exercise for the reader.

I’d like to combine a fountain pen case and a wallet, but I haven’t found anything I like yet. Ideas?

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social I don't know why it took me this long to look you up after I left Twitter, but here we are.

Just a tremendous piss baby

Oh man, The Onion coming off the top rope to elbow-slam Santa Monica Goebbels.

Removing government subsidies would be a good place to start.

To all the nitwits replying to this post with some variation of “Why are you working on this when I want that”, do please get a life.

Slightly diminish a band: LCD Walkman

Connections Puzzle #794 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Difficulty 5/5 Skill 82/99 Uniqueness 1 in a Million This one was sneaky.

I’m not sure I want to know either the question or the solution to this.

Slightly diminish a band: Larvae.

Connections Puzzle #793 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Skill 73/99 Uniqueness 1 in 15,873 Not a good day for me. I had the themes right, just put the wrong things in them.

If anyone out there managed to get a photo of this, I would deeply appreciate a copy.

Having been on Mounjaro for a couple of years, I’ve been wondering when this would happen.

@lanna.bsky.social It makes me inordinately happy when idiots block me.

My dinner tonight: homemade fettuccini and pesto. I fucking rocked it.

This is an excellent book. Audio, kindle, paperback, whatever format you want, just read it.

Strands #525 “A rip-roaring good time” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

the thing to take from Cuomo—a politician who was supposedly invulnerable and had control of every aspect of Albany—having a flailing campaign is that all of these assholes are really paper tigers who only thrive when their opponents are also cowards.

Listen, I love Ian McKellan but Helen Mirren would have made an excellent Gandalf and that's all I have to say.

My daughter’s doodle of Steven Seagull.

Connections Puzzle #789 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Difficulty 5/5 Skill 98/99 Uniqueness 1 in 2,781