The Reds are off to their best start in 20 years with a 7-4 victory in 10 against Minnesota, sweeping the Twins, a team that entered the series atop their division. Reds are 3-0 in extras this season. Last year the were 3-12 in extra innings

TJ FRIEDL. CLUTCH 😤 He clears the bases and gives the @Reds the lead in the 9th!

REDS!

Sundays are for Nebraska.

In another world Asher Roth could have been another Mac Miller.”Party on 5th Ave” and “I Love College” had the frats cringing (hey this was when I was there! I know, I seent it!)but while Mac miller came into form, the best thing Roth ever offered was this, which to be fair, is absolutely essential.

Who Dey, can’t wait!

The @Reds are now 6-0 in 1-run games this season!

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Oh no, a million boo-bees 😳🐝🐝

Implies the existence of An Automatic Condom

tremendous content here

Glad that in my day, we were able to discover music organically and without any sort of hidden marketing plan, like the Strokes and Andrew WK

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

I'd long rattled around in my head plotting out the Premier League over somewhere in the US, to show how different the distances are. Today, I made it happen in Google Earth. and specifically, I was able to place the entire PL over… Texas alone. @sickoscommittee.org @sickosfc.bsky.social

Spare me the outrage, true Christians should have dumped ol Donny Boy long ago!

Had to check out the new Curry & Queso spot in Knoxville/Farragut. It’s exactly as it sounds and it works as well as you’d hope. Had a butter chicken quesadilla to test the waters, and I’ll definitely be back. Big recommend for fans of street Indian & tex mex.

this til the day i die

Sick ride too

From early #Nirvana to #phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/04/10/from-early-nirvana-to-phish-a-chicago-fans-secret-recordings-of-10000-shows-are-now-online/

We also found an offense, how bout that!

Had to dissolve some anchovies in the sautee pan since I forgot them in my red sauce. Needless to say, the cat went crazy

Fuck yeah Reds! I love winning, but I also love watching run number go up

Finally someone said something

found the coolest truck

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine

Biggest sunken-cost fallacy example in history happening right now

Explaining the concept of college football and its ginormous stadiums to international soccer fans is always fun.

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Lmao thank you Google

Sometimes, surprising things circle back around to relevancy.

Egg Otto isn’t real, Egg Otto can’t hurt you. Egg Otto:

Dusty May got FLORIDA ATLANTIC to the Final Four, I saw it with my own eyes

Michigan gotta be the favorite going forward even against UConn voodoo

Well, dam.

The KARM Ministries organizer who helped me during homelessness was an Illinois alum and every time they do good on sports I think about him. Thanks for believing in me and saving me. Thinking of him tonight

Bro I was just gonna peek at this but nah holy shit I’ve looked better than him even the morning after a decent hammering

That's a foul, ref

Dawn and Geno exchange pleasantries

The country is being ran exclusively by people who sat at the back of the class and didnt listen at all and just drew an eye the whole time

Telling me the numbers means nothing… The product is me And you gone get the red pack or the purple pack everyday I don’t know what to tell you learn to flip a brick

“We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, we were sprinting across the terminal in our space suits and the rocket had already fired up its thrusters to leave orbit,” said Cmdr. Reid Wiseman

Don’t look up how many cities are in the Quad Cities. Worst mistake of my life

Dems should run this as an ad 24/7 but they won’t, because they are Dems

ok we’re doing funny tweets again so I’ll do a thread of just stuff that’s already on my phone.

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College Gameday: On the Moon

Fund education and science, plz

happy trans day of visibility respect my homies or I’m gonna identify as your nightmare

An all timer! Thankfully nobody remembers what else happened yesterday! 😅