The logic of this argument would ban Michael Phelps from competitive swimming, and the fact that nobody making this argument ever makes that argument tells you everything you need to know about the people making this argument.

Bill Gates, whose wife left him over his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, says…

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

Waited with @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves for two hours and that mfer didn’t show. The show was great!

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.” Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

Tonight, in the final debate of his decades in power or desperately pursuing it, you will hear from Andrew Cuomo the same arrogance, the same entitlement, the same excuses for a broken status quo he's long maintained. New Yorkers are ready for change.

I was in the Marines. I saw a Marine with red laces in his boots and my buddy wanted to go fuck him up. I didn’t know it was a neonazi thing. Sometimes they are subtle. I saw a Marine with a tattoo on his neck of a noose with the words “Southern Pride”. Sometimes they are explicit.

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular." Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect." Do y'all hear yourselves?!

I want to thank Republican fearmongering for always reminding me there’s an election coming and letting me know who to vote for.

Here's a short excerpt -- I hope you can read the column before we all lose our minds over football

There’s a third category to this, which is: 3. Teachers who are watching their students’ brains atrophy in real time because they’ve relegated their thinking to a computer program that produces generic garbage.

It's true, my parents didn't have any children.

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed: www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

Found it

Thaddeus Stevens perfectly captures the current moment, from 175 years in the past. From Thaddeus Stevens, by Bruce Levine

That ICE agent was a customer of Wilson’s Toupees

I worry my students have no appreciation for the efforts I make to engage their interest in history.

It’s called a desk pop. We’ve all done it.

The super moon

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.

Replaying the greatest video game of all time.

Sorry for being a party pooper, but journalists and editors are not lawyers, and whether the law was broken or the constitution violated gets determined in a courtroom, not the newsroom.

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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

The whole administration in one quote

Me, reading Sunrise on the Reaping: On pg. 20: ugh, why am I reading this. It’s just a retread of The Hunger Games. On pg. 40: Hell yeah this shit rules! I’m gonna watch the movies again! This is to say, it’s a very good book and I’m enjoying it a lot more than I expected to.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

We all really need to stop pointing out the hypocrisy of following the standards. It’s not hypocrisy, it’s lies. They have never once believed in the words they say. They only care about power and supremacy. Kilmeade supports the fascist regime, Kimmel opposes it. That’s all there is to it.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Ancient people must have flipped their shit when they saw this stuff. I wish I didn’t have a job so I could just stare at the sky all night long.

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

If you are going to watch/learn one thing today, this week, this month, let it be this: @naomiaklein.bsky.social m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ta...

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

“I KNOW THAT AINT WHO I THINK IT IS!”

I told myself I wouldn't do a snap reaction to Ezra Klein's noxious editorial. I said, "If you're still mad about it on Monday, then you can write about it." I'm still mad about it!

Apple Music seems to have AI glitched and replaced Pink Floyd’s album covers with their Alt text.

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

Make a band singular: The Yeah

The delicious end to the affair. 48 hours of the most august and respectable institutions prostrating themselves over a low rent gutter bigot with a middling podcast and as soon as his death didnt fit the narrative Trump says "RIP to that man, check out my new drapes" humiliation after humiliation

The Holocaust denier who has spent the last four years waging social violence against trans people and set up a BILLION POUND fund to wage lawfare against innocent people is now quoting Mein Kampf. But sure, tell me I need to widen my tent for people who disagree with me.

Lmao bitch if working from home was possible I wouldn’t be riding the LIRR

Reminder: they did NOT pay the reward for Luigi.

Dear all writers: If you can't quote what the person you're defending actually said, maybe don't defend what he said?

Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.

My wife: "Hey, who's Charlie Kirk?" Me, suspicious: "Why?" Wife: "Because he was shot dead." Me:

this is the most useful short-form video i've ever seen www.youtube.com/shorts/aALT9...

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