mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

I also want Taco Bell cause I woke up with an ear infection & my wrist tendonitis hasn't healed yet & neither has my knee 🥺

I wanna get a mini sublimation press & make weird lil shirts just for me

I want this on a shirt

makes you think

Here’s a vitally important comic about the importance of peeing in the scientific process by renowned mathematician Richard Schwartz: www.math.brown.edu/reschwar/Com...

Liz Soto and Savanna Batten are 2 of those sentenced to 50 years in prison for Prairieland. I visited them in a north Texas jail—11 months into their incarceration over a July 4 noise demo—to meet the Trump admin’s “Antifa terrorists”. from behind glass, Soto said, “They didn’t like my book club.”

I think Europe could use this heat wave emergency as an opportunity to engineer more energy efficient & novel air conditioning designs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I was raised on these streets

Seen today

there's uhhhh... some dudes doing a terrorism right now at the Springfield Mall in DC... I dunno if there really are 20 pipe bombs & multiple snipers, but that's the report given to the non emergency number by someone with a voice changer... #DC #bombthreat

so I took these photos when we first moved in, this is what's behind the back door that we blocked with the fridge. I don't know how there's scratching at the back door if there's a janky old screen door in front of it... I read that our fridge model makes weird sounds from reviews?

carpal tunnel is back with a vengeance. I really don't want to get the surgery that releases the tendon but maybe I should? cause this happens a lot from normal repetitive motions. I should be getting stronger hands but instead I'm getting nerve injuries... I hate not being able to use my hands...

I just took a random photo while testing an app and it turned out a vignette

… a lil opossum munching away on my cliff bar in my pannier! 🤯😂 How did it get here?!

now is not a good time for there to be scratching sounds coming from the back door

conservatives waste so much money, man. they don't deserve to have any control over what our taxes are used for. they either steal it for themselves or blow it on dumb shit that doesn't benefit anyone or anything.

the ghost of Al Capone watches me pee at 3am from the locked attic of the house two doors down the street true story

crow fam, if you'd like a shorter moment of calm

During a ballet performance of “Romeo and Juliet” in Izmir, Turkey, a cat unexpectedly joined the actors in the final scene of the show and completely stole the show with its antics.

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

the magic of taking a week off from Vyvanse is after taking it at 11am, I spent the entire day working on 5 projects at the same time & that by 7pm it felt like only 3 hours had passed. 🫪 the downside is that taking ADHD meds after a break always makes my skin incredibly itchy. 😔

our bagels are... Polish, actually! Ashkenazi Jews learned the recipe & brought it to New York to sell... but I'm wondering about the Polish immigrants who might have brought it to other areas. why lie about another country's history? www.harryanddavid.com/articles/foo...

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

made a janky little finger-typed graphic about this using my human words and art made by a real person

🐝🧵 💜

dude, the cheering crowd has been pissing me off all night. this is a stall job.

Do we hold the construction workers in contempt too? It seems like they are stalling. Presumably, they work for a regime-friendly company that got a bloated no-bid government contract. #KennedyCenter

Media ploy. Once again. It took 2 cherry pickers and a few hours to get the #trump name added to the #KennedyCenter Now the tax payers are forced to pay for retribution scaffolding and a dozen people working overtime. Trump is a wasted waster.

so now these guys are standing there waiting for midnight, or... what? what's the fucking hold-up?

guys, they didn't use scaffolding to put up the letters in the first place. they're wasting time...

I JUST SAW BIG BOY RUN THROUGH TOWN BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY PICS BECAUSE I WAS RUNNING DOWN THE BLOCK AAAAAGH ... AND THEN I GOT A JOB OFFER FOR A PLASTICS SHOP SO THAT'S KINDA COOL

houston we have a baby

it's not just the one room that has bed bugs. as I go around & look at the base boards, it's the other rooms as well. it's so obvious; there are fully grown dead bugs just sitting out in the open. I feel so stupid not checking during the walkthrough... but I didn't know what to look for back then. 😮‍💨

Getting licked by a bee is strange and adorable

I want me n mom to be safe & happy. my "brother" doesn't care if we died.

not doing well. feeling alone. abandoned.

penits.

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just once I'd like to see someone drop their helmet & ICE badge and walk to the other other side. cowards.

"Candy Crush businessman" - i'm gonna stop you right there. I do not care what this man thinks about research or science. I honestly thought this was an onion article lol

from my mid-teens to early 20s, I would feel ugly-sick every morning. I think it's a combo of bad sleep & anxiety, maybe high cortisol. well, it's back. 🫩 it fucks up the entire morning. I can't get started for hours, often running right into my afternoon energy dip. I just can't get ahead... 😮‍💨😔

I dug so much today