I call this my "auditioning for a Cars cover band" look.

Got some clapback against this but I stand by it. Want to see how to do a beat em up roguelike right? Play Astral Ascent.

Absolum is great. Until the boss. Which has an unavoidable one-hit killshot and if you don't have a revive saved at that point, your hour-long run is just wasted. Idiotic game design. Absolutely do not recommend playing it unless they fix this broken-ass cheap bullshit.

Breaking: Democracy

This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

Good reminder from this state highway!

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔

I think @shanewatch.bsky.social has something nefarious planned for me.

On a scale from David Bowie (emotionally devastating) to Rush Limbaugh (I laughed so hard I came), Scott Adams' death is a sub-Hulk Hogan (sad because of what he became and never got out of it...but also fuck him).

I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.

vaxed?

Disk Union's new gear is, um, what?

Legions of girls at Tower Records buying multiple copies of the same K-pop CD to get different rewards and covers. No change to the music. They're just buying a dozen copies of the same album.

Few individuals have had such a colossal & deleterious impact on the cultural psyche as the recently-departed Erich von Däniken. While he was not alone in fusing aliens into our conception of the distant human past, he was perhaps the most successful & the most harmful in doing so.

How many of these movies are actually comedies?

Telling my daughter that she shouldn’t say gross stuff like “there’s a fart princess she poops on her throne” but we both know I don’t mean it.

Blocking anyone who posts an AI "enhanced" photos of real ICE agents to make an imaginary version of what they look like without masks on. You're not helping. You're just using the tools of the fascists to spread false information.

Stranger Things 5 was written three years ago. I really don't think that 2022 ChatGPT could've written that, considering that 2026 ChatGPT also can't.

Well small time fraudster and big time bullshit artist Erich von Däniken is finally dead. My first ever foray into podcasting was talking about the movie of Chariot of Gods with James Eldred @lostturntable.bsky.social on Cinema Oblivia podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/c...

Banned from reddit for saying that people should put down their phones and pick up shotguns.

Happy 80th birthday to founding Yes keyboardist Tony Kaye! 🎂

Hmmm...it's like these monetized accounts just repeat the same old drivel about Japan, exploiting people's lack of familiarity with Japanese culture for a quick buck. I wonder if we can learn anything about how we engage with social media from this 🧐

sad news today: the guy who built a career out of fraud, grifting, misrepresentation of archeological finds, and claiming indigenous peoples couldn't add, subtract, or build giant structures has kicked the Ancient Astro-Bucket abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...

Racist piece of shit who has done irreparable damage to society.

Giant fucking piece of earwax I yanked out last night. Blurred for those who may find disgusting.

Re-watching the first season of Stranger Things had me thinking about my worst junior high school bully. So I googled him. Turns out he was arrested in 2003 for robbery, again in 2024 for domestic abuse, and works a shit job in Toledo, Ohio. So, ha.

I dont know what compelled me to draw fanart for adventure (1980) for atari but here you go

My "most watched" actors of 2026 matches the mood of the year so far, I'll say that much.

Im all classy and shit today.

(to my virtual assistant with Jar Jar Binks voice mod enabled) "where is the palace of versailles"

Sometimes I stumble upon some completely forgotten 80s AOR schlock and while the music is sometimes subpar, the aesthetics can be A++++

Anyone who wants to do more digging into Jonathan E. Ross, the racist pig who murdered an innocent woman, I suggest digging into newspapers.com archives. I'm going to do it tonight. It's an overwhelming database, but you never know what you'll turn up.

Tales of elder abuse on the VHS subreddit

@fizzotter.bsky.social this you?

Sometimes I stumble upon some completely forgotten 80s AOR schlock and while the music is sometimes subpar, the aesthetics can be A++++

The blood on your hands if you sat this election out.

The same people who want the democrats to "do something" would decry this person's sign as too extreme.

We need a database of dead ICE pricks so we can write letters to their fascist families saying how happy we are that their loved ones are dead.

What if you didn’t have to look it up

We went to a Warhol exhibition yesterday and someone said I looked like I stepped out of the factory and that might be the best compliment I've ever received.

They're domestic terrorists. Convict and execute them. That's not a call for violence it's a call for the law to be fairly applied.

Oh so they shut down the dude who actually wanted to say something productive.

This is great because now when someone asks me "what's the worst CD you own" I got a quick answer.

Man, I hope the people who didn't vote for Harris because they didn't want blood on their hands are fucking stoked today!

Help keep a cool queer place open!

Does anyone know any bands that might want to play a fundraiser for a queer punk house in Los Angeles?