“I was just following otters.”

A+ find today

Im blue

And when you peed on it, the game doubled as a test to see if you were pregnant with a baby shark do-do-doodoodoo~

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Fuck these stupid fucking fucks keeping this fucking country in the goddamn dark ages english.kyodonews.net/articles/-/6...

Because you suck?

Me 10 years ago: oooh, a new flavored latte thing! Looks great! Me now: GIVE ME YOUR BLACKEST, STRONGEST COFFEE. AND SOMEHOW MAKE IT STRONGER YOU COWARDS I CAN TAKE IT

we have to go back. to warn them.

BARF OUT!

All time hilarious signage mistake. Like, they couldn't be bothered to make a new one?

Sign says "Don't let Muslims in Japan."

I love it when these dipshits try to intimidate me. I get my phone out, and the second they realize I'm recording, they cover their ugly faces.

Nature Sci Rep publishes incoherent AI slop. eLife publishes a paper which the reviewers didn't agree with, making all the comments and responses public with thoughtful commentary. One of these journals got delisted by Web of Science for quality concerns from not doing peer review. Guess which one?

New jacket get

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

Watched this with my boyfriend last night and I forgot how fucking powerful it is. It's like 20 years removed from when she wrote it but you can tell she's still fucking pissed and singing RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING FACE about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDwi...

Arrest the person who made the picture.

One of my fave bits of fan art. Extremely 'what if Hiroshi Nagai was a fan of the Bonanza Bros'. From 1991

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there

This was such a banger. (Context: It's 1980 and you're 9.) youtu.be/prWginDJWYM?...

Cheap looking compilation with a hell of a lineup

AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!

TAPS SCREEN For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!

Autumn in kichijoji

Go to the Tokyo Metropolitan Building at night! Great views!

Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...

Tree themed to go look at trees.

Pac-man protection at the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building. It kinda rules.

The skinniest I've looked in a photo yet, so y'all gonna see it.

Pac-man protection at the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building. It kinda rules.

Neon Christmas

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

I am going to be thinking of this as the Quintessential LA Joke for years now.

Asking the big questions over at the VHS subreddit.

Keeping the autumn theme

I guess I own Animetal on Minidisc now

Whenever I see a major YouTube channel just repeat made up bullshit and get shit wrong about a subject I know about, I wonder how much else bullshit they push about subjects I don't know shit about.

I had whooping cough (it's a two-part vaccine and I had a very bad reaction to the first vaccine, so I was never fully vaccinated against it). It sucks. You don't want it. The fact that it's on the rise is fucking criminal.

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Everyday I see AI art more and more and I just feel it eating away at my soul. It is an affront to humanity.

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Getting into low-drama music reddits and it's great /CDs is nothing but teens stoked to find used grunge cheap /Minidiscs is full of 90s tech porn /Shoegaze is 90% "CHECK OUT THIS PEDAL BOARD"

Student described my look at "very synthpop" and that cheered me up.