“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on

Seasons greetings.

FUCK THESE FUCKING RECTUMS

Santa Claus: "If your Christmas photo has your family holding guns, I'm not coming down your fucking chimney."

Whoa … this is really strange. Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone. 🎁 link ⤵️ www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

I just read the sentence “just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it won’t inherit the Earth”

@spotify is fucking evil.

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile. There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him. So there’s that, too.

“The only decent Black Friday sale out there.” — Juan Orlando Hernández

#Unite @docmurphydog.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @bm1970.bsky.social @bandroll.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @djlane.bsky.social @trumpsatwit.bsky.social @ernest33141.bsky.social @kathyswords.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @coko.bsky.social 🚫NO ADDS🚫

WHAT IF THERE WAS *ONLY* PIE A DAY OF PIE BREAKFAST PIE SAVORY PIE SWEET PIE SOME SORT OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKABLE PIE PIESGIVING WE WOULD CALL IT AND THE WORLD WOULD THANK US IN PRAYER AND SONG AND IDEALLY PIE

I like Mark Kelly. I have a lot of respect for his service. I love that he's standing up to a fascist administration & reminding service members of their oath to the constitution and urging them not to obey illegal orders. I just wish he wasn't using the issue to spam-text me for donations. ☹️

@northcarolinagop.bsky.social this is how all of you will be brought to your version of the Nuremberg trials

This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!

BEST INTERVIEW of the YEAR So far ??? John Fugelsang - “Separation of Church and Hate” | The Daily Show on Comedy Central. youtu.be/tj3OcfMS4AU

I'm old enough to remember our elites intoning portentously on TV about how Saddam Hussein "used chemical weapons against his OWN PEOPLE."

I'm covered in paint from making a haunted castle set for a disabled goat's halloween pen and I'm just really content that this is where my life has ended up.

You want a machine to make art for you? Why? You might as well ask a machine to eat for you, or fuck for you. Might as well walk into the ocean and let the machine live your life

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations, so make sure you order extra boxes of the new rocky road ice cream-inspired Exploremores.

#nokings Portland frog brigade

If you’re a fed and wear a mask, you’re a coward

The best girl there ever was. A promise made is a promise kept...

“A shithead in rural Texas saw something he didn’t like on the Internet and lost his mind” isn’t really a story of disenfranchisement, is it

Indicting your political enemies because they’re your enemies, not because they’ve committed crimes, is unAmerican.

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

Timeline cleanse.

Fuck AI

Release the Epstein Files ‼️ All of them ‼️ Unredacted ‼️

@appleinsider.com THAT IS FUCKED UP.

Thou shalt not refuse to swear in elected officials because you’re desperately trying to cover up sex crimes by billionaire pedophiles.

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

@floridagop.bsky.social No Doubt a pal of yours

MAGA: why won’t the radical, lunatic, communist, America-hating, enemy of the people libtards stop calling us names?

“You were born a boy. If you want to say you’re a woman, fine, but why should I have to go along with your delusion?” Like how we all have to go along living and working with people who will literally die for the idea an invisible man lives in the sky and has preordained our lives?

If a full accounting of Epstein’s crimes - and his accomplices - is ever made public, people on the left and the right are going to feel really dumb that we’ve been arguing with each other while the elites of both parties pal around and do abhorrent shit.