This sovereign citizen thing is getting out of hand

September 30th/October 1st

September 30th/October 1st

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.

Not me cackling

I screamed when he got out that car 😭😭

But this soooong is wild lol

I was soooooooo tired 4 hours ago

Or “make notes and set timers” Me: looks over the notes (or has NO idea what they mean), forgets the timer as soon as I snooze (or doesn’t even remember what it’s for)

Dear Evangelists/bible thumpers, Do you really think at my big age I simply haven’t read the magic verse that will convert me? How about living your life as a testament to your faith so that people might genuinely become interested and seek out what you have to say? No? More tracts? Okay…

It’s finally in PA, this thing may materialize after all 🤞🏾🤞🏾

I need new local friends and a better job. I’m tired of fighting depression

Did anyone watch Baby Reindeer? Is it worth these incessant ads?

At this point, given the state of the dating scene, I’ve decided I’m going to find a couple with a successful relationship and just become their girlfriend. 😭😭😭 So, if you’re in a healthy, loving relationship and are looking for a supportive, emotionally intelligent girlfriend, holla attcha girl 😏

A photo you took that brings you inner peace Pt. 2

A photo you took that brings you inner peace

Case & point. bsky.app/profile/tele...

I’ve ordered quite a few packages in my time but I’m at a loss here. Can somebody please explain this? …I live in NY🧍🏾‍♀️

Sooooo…I try to mind my business, especially when it comes to celebrity related things but I just watched the Jussie Smollett doc & it just never made sense to me that he would concoct a story like that 🤷🏾‍♀️

I need to learn some survival skills so I can start exploring more of this country

Mfs ask me about the Internet like I’m connected to the router

You gotta actively suck at something before you master it, and this is pretty much the whole reason AI evangelists are so viscerally repellent. They're the logical end result of totally refusing to do something they suck at, expensively.

Look at us all living the same life

These edibles are way too unpredictable

Lmaoo “do crackheads ever say” might’ve just changed my whole perspective on life

An automated voice describing humanity destroying itself by attempting to preserve/replicate human experiences…peak 2025. www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...

All I know is if I hired a guy with bad google reviews already to build a wall in my backyard and the project never really got done 8 years ago, the last thing I'd do is hire him again to secure my neighborhood.

There is no crime problem… “Crime” is a response to a problem The problem is poverty… The problem is inequity

It’s 2025 can we please normalize the fact that I’m not cool with any of my past supervisors to put down as a reference.

And there it is- Cankles McTaco Tits🙌

The wild thing is black woman innits have said this too so maybe they're just not checking for each other

“Dress like you’re going to meet your worst enemy.”

✊🏾🙏🏾✊🏾

Some of yall just miss church, and it’s evident through all the human worship that you do.

Give them hell

Is clarity overrated?

It’s crazy how just a bunch of ppl saying “nah I’m good off that” to a company can just kill a company Like they legit need us to survive in every way possible from employees to customers, why are we not just flexing on these billionaires rn

I know my fear of lantern flies irrational. But have you SEEN those things?? 🤢🤮

Honestly he’s right. They’d be making funeral arrangements for me rn

And if you are the person in the funky mood? Your part is letting people in so they can love you through it. Icing people out, giving them no reason, and refusing to be vulnerable. . . and still expecting them to be there? WACK.

Your 30s: the new geriatric

Heavy on the seats 😭

I just I get so MAD I get so MAD how can folks be so horrible to each other Do we not understand how precious we are . The earth is What the actual hell are we doing