Cardi B not gonna run outta fire til she's on her 10th husband.

The Olympics are gonna be off the chain when each country can only have one race in it.

Bluesky isn't doing much to court a strong entertainment community on this app to rival Twitter. Book writers, sports, politics, & cat content as a basis can only go so far... It's kinda like comparing a Midwestern Public Library to a Night Club in Jersey with a Waffle House in the middle of it.

WHY DOES AMERICA HAVE TO PUT CHEESE ON EVERYTHING

Am I the only one who'd love to see the comedy sets personally before rendering judgement? 🤔

Y'all need to stop snitchin' & airing out the responsible ppl that are properly tuned in to doing a good job. Just for some measly Internet likes, yall are gonna cause all the reasonable ppl out there to get removed & fired.

You ever wonder to yourself why TF are we still referring to these staged & strategically curated talk shows as "Podcasts"? They don't even make iPods anymore, and the content has absolutely nothing to do with Apple most of the time?

Y'all can catch me on Fanbase. Any day now it might pop off. 🤔

It's true. If you knew how some of the faces you regularly see on TV are living, you'd be very surprised. MTV Cribs would show you a bunch of bachelors with hot plates or communal living spaces. They've been robbing from the bottom to feed the top for a long time.

Hollywood has been running a bootleg scheme based on press releases about actor income for decades that really didn't materialize for performers... This is why so many of those actors & entertainers are selling out en masse. Many are secretly broke. The ones that actually profited are quiet.

I don't really think you can blame comedians for trying to pursue financial stability in a time where everyone's stability is under attack. The question is if they turn negativity into positivity with what they do in the process. Robin Hood, considered a classic story on virtue, was abt blood money.

FR this sht is just like paying a monthly fee to repetitively stream a broken record, when we already bought the physical copy long ago, and never received it in the mail way back then.

When you tell a child to not touch a hot stove, but they keep doing it, and then all their friends come over to also burn themselves, and it grows into a popular movement that gets broadcast for everyone to watch.

It's a lesser form of slavery, but paying hard earned money for services & goods that only decline in value or reciprocate nothing is slavery. It has always been referred to clearly as theft through history.

The water quality in the DMV area has plummeted this year. Almost seems to have become toxic & harmful. Hasn't been this bad since the 80s. It can't be a coincidence. I appreciate your attention to this matter.

Best thing you can do to prepare for whatever is coming next is to stop taking TikTok seriously. Its really not a serious information resource at all. Seriously, It's a silly & deeply compromised app. Foolishness.

I can confirm that a phone upgrade doesn't solve most of the current buggy-ness of IG, TikTok, spell check, & bsky. Save yr money. 😂

One thing for certain, two things for sure, even if the world is on fire and nuclear winter is beginning to drop first flakes, there will still be ppl on TikTok trying to tell you the proper steps for releasing a new music album on Spotify & how to properly use creator search insights.

After 5 years I finally caught me one of them super illusive Jamaican Shrimp Patties... Thanks economic recession! "We Nuh Have Dat" 7/10 🇯🇲

If you want to really make a solid statement on identity & reality, maybe first stop buying & using blonde hair dye & skin bleach?

Ppl aren't drinking in bars anymore because of 18 dollar margaritas, but also because of all the apps they use now... When social media finally crashes though, alcoholism is gonna make a bigger comeback than David Hasslehoff on Baywatch.

When ppl ask you where you work, just tell them you work at... The OliveGarchen ✅

Lost my old phone & had to set up a new phone for the first time in 3 years... Now I know why I hate the process, far too much config work just to find dark mode & prior settings on each app, all the annoying tool tips everywhere, & password resets & annoying Ai spam... Tech isn't getting better.

Low key, NGL, we all need to agree that videos that don't do what's in the title until after a long & unnecessary wait should be a community violation, possibly a ban worthy offense.

That new Leonardo DiCaprio movie makes for a quite believable conspiracy scenario. 🤔

open.spotify.com/artist/1PNp9... Son · SoopaDaark

Libra Season

This place would be an oasis for productive communication & music if they had a serious way to tune out the political terror & rock throwing. I'm old enough to remember we were all much happier back when politics & politicians were less of a scary, controlling, & spammy TV show in our daily lives.

All of them. 💯🔥 Also on NE - Home Again.

Always remember kids... Using the words "apparently" and "reportedly" when posting Internet facts can keep you out of court, apparently. Using words like "definitely" on posts can most definitely cause potential problems. ✅

Some ppl act like they love you for support, while they deeply hate you. If only them one's eyes turned red at birth, like this skin, we'd hold back our love & support too. Decepticons.

It is indeed kinda strange, but it remains to be seen where they go with it by the end of the season. "The Boys" pulled it off rather entertainingly, but I think the universe being flipped completely would make a lotta certain ppl have aneurysms.😂

Add summa them Wal-Mart nuclear shrimp and you got a helluva meal boiii! 😐✨🚽✨☠️

I think I figured it out... SZA is basically singing the same types of songs Taylor Swift & Dua Lipa types do, but as a black woman... Drake is basically doin them Jack Harlow & Post Malone rap tracks, but as a black man.

All a person's got in this world is their word. Far too many unfortunately ain't got sht to say.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Why every time I open this app all of a sudden, I get scam calls? @bsky.app

Our downfall in this world is normalizing survival & happiness as some kind of competition. We know that many cheat rules, and start out with unfair advantages which make fair competition impossible. We know billionaires are competing each other to be on top & many suffer as a result of that. (1/2)

TikTok is basically the same 20 videos every day, just delivered by different paid actors each time & either sped up or stretched out to keep your attention & make you think it's not manipulating & fleecing you emotionally.

Sleeping through the bullsht daytime & working at night is kinda like hitting the fast forward button. The Internet is faster when most of the Decepticons are asleep too.

Every time I start this damn loaner car it automatically turns the radio volume up, the car announces loudly that I've left my phone in it every time I exit the door, & I have to turn it off and open the door just to turn off the headlights. Don't get any new software-driven car yall.

Crazy how everyone's getting 10 views or less on posts citing that there's 3 billion users isn't it? 🤔

Yall boycot Disney because they cancelled Kimmel. I've been boycotting Disney ever since Cool Runnins because of all the phony Jamaicans. We are not the same.

I know things seem hopeless and grim, but it's really only because you're on the schizo Internet, ye phone, & manipulating apps all day. They're tools, not life. Invest in good people & talk to wise elders in person. It will help you to be grounded & focused again. -Jah Love-

It's important to note how entertainment, news, & information everwhere has become deeply unenjoyable, extremely mediocre, annoyingly repetitive, ignorantly monolithic, & mostly benign & boring in value since this counterfeit supremist revolution has siezed control of media outlets & info sources.

One day we may well find a marketing company was behind the whole online fake "rapture" story just to try to get blk ppl to start buying toilet paper and apocalypse supplies at Target again. 🚽

In all my years of biz, I've never resorted to using deception nor payola to get ahead. I've never run high volume ads as well and turned down deals in which underhand tactics are used. Instead of ranting abt sites tracking jokes abt YouTube personalities we should be talking abt our biz ethics.

Stop trying to make people feel like they should be happy with defficiency & being scammed under the guise of being positive about a totally shtty reality based on inequality & corruption. 💯✨

You don't have to worry about missing any TV show. All the clips will be on TikTok anyway, you already know.