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"He asked for no pickles."

Oh Koda, the sweet angel baby

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

Once again, I always forget that lots of people don't know it's spelled Kasidy Yates My beautiful wife, Kasidy

My cereal matches my LCARS mug

My brother knocked on my door after I had settled down for bed, so I got up to go see what he needed. He wanted to show me his new bull whip.

It's so convenient when my headphones autoconnect to my phone, but not so convenient when the sound suddenly transfers over to my portable speaker or something when my brother uses it. Like what if I was watching porn?? Rude imo

I've built a cart to hold our liquids

My good friend, Odo, testing out new forms

We had a birthday celebration at work this week so now I have leftover cake

I am not sorry. The posting will continue

Who's up to get homoerotically attached to our captain this week?

I demand historical accuracy in movies. That’s why I’m opposed to any adaptation of The Odyssey. Didn’t happen

So on my way into the wedding I went to yesterday, this happened to my shoe...

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Waymo accidentally injures humans: no recall. Waymo injures no humans: Recall every car.

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

I love when a dentist appointment goes smoothly. Love to get a "good job" about my teeth and gums loll That's the stuff

My friend just updated me on the existence of the Trump phone scam Curiously looked up what the scam pretends to be selling, and I am SCREAMING Genuinely surprised they only did a $100 deposit for the scam tbqh, surprised they didn't offer like tiered deposits "This tier means you're not a cuck"

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

Natural dyes trix looks like Halloween trix

Just had an appointment with a really great gynecologist, planning a bilateral salpingectomy, your girl is gettin sterilized! 🎉🎉🎉 All while lowering my chances of cancer, woo hoo!

walkable cities are also shittable cities

Set up another star trek shelf lolll

I love Teal'c's little hats when they're out and about, like when Spock wears hats to hide his ears. I like to imagine they learned quickly that if Teal'c didn't hide the forehead symbol, people would just go, "oh wow, sick body mod," but that Teal'c also discovered he just really likes fun hats.

Laughing about the time that I posted the below on tumblr with this gif, and someone went off on me about people not being allowed to just be friends, and I was like 🤔 "Just because they fucked doesn't mean they weren't friends." Like damn, let some hot couple friends do a little swinging ffs

There's just such a big difference between my impulsive thoughts and my intrusive thoughts lmao

In the Star Trek DS9 episode "The Way of The Warrior," the space battle scene called for so many Klingon ships that they actually used a bunch of Hallmark ornaments for the ones in the background.

Happy May Day

I buy pasta made out of vegetables just to trick my dumb ass into consuming them tbqh

truth is i’m getting ratatouilled by a little rodent who’s horny and otherwise talentless

I ordered from my favorite restaurant once again and, damn, if there isn't a reason it's my favorite. So happy, and looking forward to roughly three more perfect meals from the leftovers...I am just sighing contentedly and lovingly

Spent like four hours in a car today with a friend I hadn't seen since the seventh grade cuz it turned out we live in the same city and our other friend had a birthday lunch in another city, so we carpooled, and it was dope tbqh

Today, for the first time, I experienced driving in LA where those fucking self driving taxis are, and the way that they were consistently just stalled out in the middle of the street, across multiple lanes, was both hilarious and rage inducing Fuck all the way off with that shit

I love how elephants will be like, "I'm putting together a team" and then the squad will go trample some rich asshole 🥰 My favorite kind of heist movie

Apparently I now have a regular 8am meeting on my calendar 🫩 Your girl hates the morning time, that's the time meant for pressing snooze repeatedly...

I laughed so fucking hard when a presentation thingy was like "these are all these sustainability things we are doing" when five seconds earlier they were talking about their working with AI Amazing, flawless, no notes; I needed a rage laugh

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

Y'all not me accidentally texting the group chat with my landlord and her daughters and the electrician rather than my friend's group chat ☠️☠️☠️ Luckily it was just silly and nothing bad but lmaoooo

Happy international asexuality day!!! 🖤💜🤍

What the fuck do you mean you wanna ask AI to help with the "tone" of your email to make it be more "team oriented" Babe, you are speaking gibberish, I will kill you

Happy First Contact Day 🖖🏽