Made the perfect brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal this morning Great thickness and not too sweet Podcasting fuel

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

Tampopo is making me so hungry

Ready to be amovin’ and ashakin’ in 70mm Maybe it’s because there’s no heat currently @hollywoodtheatre.org , but that doesn’t stop true cinephiles

The funniest thing is where he starts to say exponentially, realizes he either doesn't know what it means or can't pronounce it, and pivots to "more than normal"

"Nazis also wear shoes" Yeah, and we should fill them all up with broken glass and force them to tap dance to 99 Red Balloons

Them bones They’re going to Temple

TAX THE FUCK OUT OF BILLIONAIRES

Oi! We travel back to the Outback for some bacon on our Bloomin' Onion with the great @deadformats.bsky.social to guide us. There can only be one giant hog in Razorback! open.spotify.com/episode/1haQ...

we are all bleeding inside... such are the components of the cardiovascular system

What if we just get one big clock that we can all see in the contiguous US?

You think Dogbert is doing ok?

"I agree with the hysterical liberals that we are now in boiling water, but they were premature to say anything when the heat was turned on"

Maybe the mascara is impeding his vision

This was a great episode @schmanthonyp.bsky.social and @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social gives some great commentary about where we were as a society when this came out to extraordinary box office success. Two of the best to ever do it.

I knew we would have a Kent state for my generation eventually

Tin soldiers and Trump's comin' We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drummin' One dead in Minnesota www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi82...

Don't tell me I have to admit his resume is impressive. I don't show up at your job and knock Marco Rubio's dick out of your mouth.

Nobody wants to work anymore (unless it’s regime change)

I'm on the Amanda Seyfried diet. I See Amanda, I Free her

Ah man, there's a word on the tip of my tongue for this... Oh right, FRAUD

What’s really funny about Miller being so gung-ho about “might makes right” is that means all of the jocks shoving him into lockers were technically right in doing so

We're going to spite the noses right off of our faces

I don't see how any could watch this and not respond: "what an asshole"

Shithole country

Sounds vaguely similar to "you're either with us or against us" and they don't want us to compare the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere

Christ... Could you imagine part of the opposition party giving off half of this rizz

Every day when we wake up in 2026

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

anything other than full-throated condemnation means you're persona non grata btw there could not be a brighter red line than this

Starting with The Mastermind and wondering if 2026 should be the year of the heist

Looks like my time is up.

You think the military would be interested in stopping the world from ending

Says the director of the masterpiece... Real Steel

It’s coming.

I hope he'll take questions. I'll be front row. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Just finished a rewatch. I really loved the arc that Carver had.

Impromptu viewing of While You Were Sleeping cause I guess it takes place over Christmas time

Who taught Snoopy to play guitar?

This is how I find out Robert Davi directs? boxd.it/y0V4

A feast on Xmas (eve) day

Please. My labubu is very sick.

You think anyone's ever told these people that if you are in fact cool and smart and tough you don't need to go around shouting it all the time?

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. That's... concerning

Stephen Miller should be tried for murder