how do these people not die of embarrassment every single day?

he thinks you 🫵 are stupid

Freaked (1993)

all hail the king baby

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Warren Zevon

watching Mortal Kombat (2021) with a controller in my hands to feel like I'm participating

Me: Ghostbusters but from Gozer's point of view Producer: Does it explain the flattop and the stilettos Me: She was an extra in that Robert Palmer video but accidentally put a spoon in the microwave during a union mandated lunch break and it tore a hole through the space time continuum.

Baby Yoda, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080, Tatooine

Always take a moment or you're going to burn yourself out. #TwinPeaks

i love my dogshit baseball team and i will never stop loving my dogshit team

nearly 78 degrees out and they still want to hang out on the heating pad grumpy old men

my 10 favorite films off the top of the dome, one per director Mulholland Dr Ghostbusters Sorcerer Lawrence of Arabia TÁR All That Jazz Inside Llewyn Davis Memoria Gremlins 2 Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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This country was built on ballrooms, and to suggest otherwise is frankly un-American

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monte cristo egg rolls with maple syrup and raspberry syrup

this gurl loves me

now that’s what a burger and a beer looks like

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he is posting, posting. he says that he will never die.

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."-Kurt Vonnegut

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when you can tell in 2 seconds that it’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

while i have of course been thinking about the sexiness of the movie, i cannot stop gawking at the genius and insanity of this scene www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJrQ...

Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

Tim Apple cooked John Apple tern nuxt

Lee Pace and a Harry Nilsson song they sure know how to peak my interest in a sequel to something I've never seen before www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSWP...

i’m a cowboy on a steel horse i ride, your honor

I typically don’t remember my dreams, so it should be easy to forget Now I just need to find a cave to forget them in

this baby is OBSESSED with this fire pit

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

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Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

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me trying to tune into bluesky

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

everyday, give a little present to yourself

welp, survived that round of layoffs

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John Caroll Lynch

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

this is going to make me better about everything, right?

Fixed it.

Drama: Tár Horror: Weapons Comedy: Bottoms Romance: West Side Story Action/Adv: The Northman Animated: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Sci-fi/Fantasy: Avatar: The Way of Water Oscar Winner: Oppenheimer Foreign: Memoria