It is not hyperbole to say our president is a demented psychopath.

Mental gymnastics of the modern GOP: It was sure awful when a gun killed Charlie Kirk. It was sure great a gun killed two protestors.

I really *REALLY* hope Mike Johnson got legitimately played by a Republican party ready to ditch Trump. Or maybe it's all theater so Johnson gets shielded from Trump's wrath.

Ah yes, pop punk, like mixing peanut butter and mustard

Stop the ride I'm gonna be sick.

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

Me: What do you mean I'm not a dependable employee? Them: You're always late, hungover, and surly! Me: How are you not aware dependably is a synonym for always?

When did we divvy up valor into parts anyway?

Everyone who didn't have a fling with Olivia Nuzzi raise your hand.

I drove through Ohio once. I have to admit the smaller towns were charming.

what if i told you pigs are smarter than dogs would it change how you view what you eat? my brother told me this when i was in college it forever changed how i view what i eat i immediately gave up pork, and never wanted to eat it again

There are people who get you and people who don't get you. There are people who think you're funny and people who don't think you're funny. None of them are wrong. Just find your people.

Random quote from a re-quote on reddit: “MTG was an enemy of the left for years, and never feared for her life. She turned against MAGA for one day and needed to get security”

MTG went sane so of course in upside-down-land of MAGA 2025 they think she's gone crazy.

If you watch nothing else this weekend, watch this. youtu.be/aLKacgW6YOI?...

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Both: 1. Fuck MTG. She's the same piece of crap she always was, this act isn't fooling anyone. 2. She probably has a better chance at getting through to MAGA lunkheads than a million pieces of evidence against Trump provided by Democrats. I hope she succeeds in knocking the king off the throne.

All these people afraid of "socialism" are ready to throw away democracy to a king to avoid ... what exactly? Taxes on their kings and royalty?

Well my mom has finally come around to realizing she can't have an actual friendship, even a long established one, with someone who would still support Trump. It's sad but also I have no idea how it lasted this long, my mom loathes him.

The open question: this is Republicans' big chance to collectively dump Trump without blowback from MAGA voters. Will they take it?

Yeah I think Fred Meyer just severed the tether officially. It's too weird. The whole Kroger vibe is "stay away." Safeway beckons for what TJs and WinCo can't provide.

Sorry Madrid, you deserved better.

Australian girls will ask you to go “up over.”

For anyone confused about MTG, Massie, and Khanna turning against Trump, each of those is historically a mouthpiece for Putin's policies. The clear conclusion is Putin is done with Trump. But wants to maintain the MAGA coalition.

Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans. by Megyn Kelly

The question is, "what is the answer?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Wrt Tom Nichols: guys, stop feeding the troll.

Introvert - the less the merrier

Anyone listening to "A House Divided," part 2 of this week's "This American Life?' I'm so angry at these MAGA ghouls.

Are they turning on Trump? Between MTG and this and Massie, could this be the beginning of the end?

What a photograph. “Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…” Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

They should just post the exact tip amount that guarantees they won't spit in your food. Or just put it on the receipt. Don't need percentages.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself & every corpse reanimating through the incantation of a long lost magic spell which gives them incredible speed and a taste for blood

How can this be on me? What have I ever done to lead you to believe I'm not an idiot?

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

The fact that he's fighting the release should be grounds for impeachment alone.

Kathy, the vet called. He wanted to remind you he's a veteran not an animal doctor so please pick up King right away. Also I guess he's allergic to dogs.

[long pauses and strained breaths finishing off a large pan pizza] i ... still ... feel ... empty

Shout out to @wyden.senate.gov and @merkley.senate.gov for consistently being on the right side of an issue, and making me proud of my state's Senate representation.

Animal life be like, let me consume a random (within certain constraints), mixed jumble of stuff and my body will know how to use all that to persist itself, and get rid of what's unusable. It really is incredible if you zoom way out. Imagine a car that ran on farm scraps. You are that.

Finally getting around to watching the last Mission Impossible and oh my goodness, if it's not one thing it's another with this gang!

If it has more than three eggs it's called an omele.

They're attacking ibuprofen now? These people are so deeply weird.

I have a "that" factor

tiny and crowded dance floor = little wiggle room

SCHUMER MUST GO

I don't remember being asked to join this mailing list. But also it's nice to have a daily check-in even if it's just to try to sell me an electric skateboard. Not today exway but I'll see you again tomorrow.