closed relationship? you mean monorail?

Idk who needs to hear this but National Theatre Live uploaded to youtube their production of Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa One week only!!!

Gn little gay people in my phone, I love you, I'm also tucking you in and giving you all forehead kisses

I’m soooo good at spending money if anyone has any extra

I've *got* to get cuntier and more unhinged before summer hits

Shout out to past me for putting shows in my calendar with what ticket app they're in 🙏 I'm saving me so much time

Maybe daylight savings is good actually

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. Please remember to leave your wallets and other valuables with my lovely assistant, Debra. Don’t overthink it, brother. There you go.

Happy shirtless runners season to all who celebrate

How it feels to step away from the skeeting mines for a day

Dula Peep they could never make me hate you

I'm so excited to play pokopia in a few years when I can get a switch 2 😭 in the meantime I'll keep working on my 4 other unfinished pokemon games, plus the 2 Zelda games I haven't finished, nd the 2 silksong games I haven't finished 💀🫣

I'm back on my stardew bullshit 🥰

Gay evening

"Big things are happening" And it's just me washing the sheets and cleaning the tub

I told myself I'd get so much done today, I took a nap immediately after my 1pm breakfast 💀 I know the day isn't over yet but I sure lost a lot of time

I couldn't figure out why I got so warm all of the sudden and then remembered 3d video games give me motion sickness after like an hour 💀😭

everyone is playing Pokopia, but I couldnt help but wonder when someone was gonna poke a mia

Tfw your half elf was turned to stone last game so you spend a bunch of the current game on mute playing Tears of the Kingdom 💀

chicken tikka masala, garlic naan, and a mango lassi haaaate to see me coming

Fucking Fetterman has already said he'll vote for Noem's proposed replacement 🙄

Homophobic that the press-on nail shops have already taken their vday designs down 😔

You guys ever think that gay people just

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Bottoms are critical infrastructure and you should back them up regularly.

I'm so sleepy, what do you mean i have to leave for a show in 2 hours

Director's cut Means the film was made by someone who's been circumcised.

Last day of old job vs first day of new job

After sorting out a set of press-ons ive discovered that none of them are big enough for my thumbs 😩

I wanna go back to bed but my acid reflux keeps telling me no 😭

i will always look down on anyone that uses AI. I might be stupid but at least i’m smart enough to know how to write.

do you guys mind if i yearn for a second

Hey dude sorry i can't go out tonight I gotta listen to the same song for 4 hours on loop and do nothing productive

just found out you guys have been having sex outside of marriage??? brb crying shaking throwing up

On a related note I'm about to put a bunch of things in online shopping carts and see if tomorrow morning me approves the expenditures. (They won't)

I look at grindr the way I look at a takeout menu before ultimately deciding to cook for myself

Big win for lesbian pop tonight 🙏 id die for chrissy chlapecka and the way she says "you're such a good crowd" 😩

I've gotta leave to catch a train to new york in 2 hours. I should probably get out of bed huh

I full on ugly cried my way through this week's Starfleet Academy. 😭 Trek is really at its best when it's its most hopeful

Sometimes triendship is offering a lavender marriage every time we express affection for each other and that's okay 🙂‍↕️

In this house, Valentine's Day is a month long affair

Idk what card is attached to my lyft account, nd tbh? That's between lyft and god 🙂‍↕️🙏

Shoutout to 140bpm music, you're always there for me when I need to walk everywhere quickly

I'm gonna be late to a show cuz someone thought it was a good idea to start a fight on the MFL 💀

my mind shakes clean like an etch a sketch every five minutes

Brushing my teeth before the show cuz I almost certainly won't make out with a stranger, but like, what if

The inside of my head for the last half hour is just the same phrase in Zombie by The Cranberries on a loop but each time it's fractionally faster until the speed resets Would that I could zap my brain to sleep

New reflective surface just dropped* *was safely installed with wall anchors

3 workdays, 2 shows, 2 pies to bake, and 1 party until I start my new job. 🙏

LFG!!!