Work hasn't called it yet for tomorrow 😔😩

If you are autistic, gay and hot I will kiss you. Thems just the rules I'm afraid.

Friends sending me AI videos like I'm gonna watch that shit 😷

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

just need to make it to the new Slayyyter album I can do this

Trying to fly under the radar on social media re language and bullying rules has me sounding like I stepped out of a period piece

do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection

My least favorite part of meal prepping is slogging through the 5th time eating the same thing in a week and actively fighting through revulsion.

Reminder that if you invite someone over tonight you might be stuck with them until like Monday

One thing that the past year has done to me is I’ve been forced to drop my principled opposition to capital punishment in all cases

Besties I'm in my allegedly 70° home and having to double up on socks in my room cuz of the cold creeping in my window (through 2 layers of curtains and a set of blinds). Don't go out if you don't have to

Bsky lemme edit alt text after it's posted challenge 😭

quote post with a picture of you being a dork I come bearing a 2012 deep cut

Stuck in the cycle of checking the same handful of apps instead of doing literally anything

So there are 3 categories of active resistance now: be a loud and visible observer to obstruct abductions, run mutual aid tasks to keep people safe, and

I know the entire city won't stand against ICE, but Philly does have 3x the population of Minneapolis, and the bulk of our streets are an easily blocked grid system surrounded by tall buildings. Already, clergy and others hete have made moves to block agent escape from their garages.

Gay Republicans should die unfucked and alone. Thank you for your attention to this matter 💝

We will not know peace until every ICE agent and member of the current administration have received the Mussolini special. Death is better than what they deserve, but the People deserve to be free of them.

Let it be known I can haul ass in 4in heels and below 0 winds with the best of them 🙂‍↕️

Roomie's turning [redacted] today, the dress code was "whatever makes you feel fanciest"

I love seeing my friends flirt 🥰🥰😍 (and also flirting with them) flirting is one of my favorite activities

Honey, can you set the table for phone in bed time?

Sinners should win Best Picture just for the sake of “spit in my mouth” representation. It was very big for us in the “spit in my mouth” community.

It's endlessly homophobic of my job to make me wake up and come in to work.

so there’s this never ending midnight sun

People are saying Philly is gonna be ICE's next show of force and I cant help but remember the time a motorcycle cop got taken out by a slingshot, fired from the back of an atv going down broad st

In my masc era (I'm putting up ikea shelves)

Just set an alert for a month from now that says if I still wanna reteach myself clarinet, I can get one. But I *have* to still want it a month from now 🙂‍↕️

Shout out to past me for making more waffles than I could eat, so I can have chicken and waffles for breakfast too 🥰

Whenever I see someone with perfect abs and like 2% body fat I can't help but think they must be so hungry and so miserable

Hey Google how do I turn off having dreams without using weed? I'm tired of waking up exhausted

men need to be gayer

I'm making chicken&waffles, who wants a plate?

Sudan Archives is coming to Philly 🥰 Philly isn't one of the shows Cain Culto will be in 😔

Haunted by the spectre of New Jersey

Wearing slutty little high heel boots to the grocer because I do in fact have to be the most fuckable person there

Your regular reminder- don't kill my vibe 🙂‍↕️🙅🕺

No one dissociates from reality harder than people at the grocery store who are standing in front of the things I need to buy

I smell like green apples and brown sugar btw

Squeaky clean (the alt found out first)

need media in chats and group chats on this platform asap

tip: talk so much he sticks it in your mouth to shut you up

new rule: people who work in customer service get to perform one fighting game super on a rude customer once per week

I told my inner child we could get Hangry Joe's if we make it to the Acme, now I've just gotta talk myself into showering

I'm very low on groceries but I also don't wanna go outside 😔 you see my dilemma?

One more from the other night for a better look at my eyeshadow 🥰

If I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand more times- If ICE were interested in public safety, they'd increase their suicide statistics.

It's a real shame about the connotations of monkey noises because it's also one of my favorite vocal stims My childhood nickname was even monkey 🐒 🙈 🙊 (I also climbed on everything)

I think we should all aspire to be the gay son AND the thot daughter

Too much chu and dai wataa we doin here