Shout out to the pharma reps bribing us with free lunch There was so much pasta left in the fridge I filled like 3 quart bags and still left half a tray

I need to color my hair again so bad 😭

A cute doctor mentioned a girlfriend today RIP me 😔

Having friends is good and gay Popping on a lidocaine patch and laying on a heating pad, slightly less so

Downloading Bluesky directly in my brain so yall get my thoughts direct and unfiltered

new tove lo album in september

Happy floor time to all who celebrate (I learned I need to vacuum)

My 401k from the prev job won't be cashed out for nearly a month, i cant be out here spending like it already arrived 💀

I don't have post nut clarity so much as I have pre nut psychosis

Why is it motherhood and not motherhat or mothercape or even motherbonnet???

I finally found a shop that sells HDPE sectional hoops again 😭🙏 Polypros are nice and all but I need something with more weight and less give

It feels like it might be time for my semi-annual Good Place rewatch I'm already crying thinking about the last episode

get in loser, we’re also losers. this is the losermobile

honestly me when I do anything

Upcoming shows for any local friends trying to vibe: -Sun 5/17 Grant Knoche @ Kung Fu Necktie -Th 5/28 Em Beihold & Janani K Jha @ Foundry -M 6/1 MegaGoneFree @ Nikki Lopez

This morning a diabetic patient gave me a piece of his emergency candy for being so sweet 🥺👉👈

Today will be a good day, it has no choice

If I keep asking my friends to go to shows with me, one of em's bound to say yes eventually 🥺

If I had the energy and desire to market myself for OF, or sleep with anyone, it'd be over for your wallets 😔

I went to throw some stuff away in the trash and for the briefest moment scared myself over the mental image of a hand reaching out to grab mine There's a reason I don't watch horror 😔

I'm calling out tomorrow with Sleepy Bitch Disease 😔 (no but I wish)

me in his media tab

Dinner ain't cooked yet but I certainly might be

Me, after flirting with a man in the tamest manner: ohmygod am I lovebombing?

Idk why my bank wants me to know I'm in the negative, thats none of my business and I get paid tmrw 🫣💀

It's atv/dirt bike gang season here in philly, nature is healing

Sorry i didn't snap you back, I had to lay on my floor in complete silence for an hour

Panic! At the La Colombe How'd these dumbfucks manage to complicate coffee so bad

Gm divas, my nervous system feels more like an angry system rn

Also my ass really thought wearing 2in heels over 4 would somehow save me at the end of the night 💀 RIP my feet Pics to come after sunrise

Clocking into the HonkShoo Factory ✌️😴

Coming to you live from the steps of Penn Station where these pigeons don't know shit about communism. This is why outreach is so important.

The Bermuda Triangle has been awfully quiet lately. Must be up to something

Sleep's gotta be on SSRI's the way it won't come for me 😔

Past me: "I'm only gonna trim a little on the sides" *1 hour later*

No one on the bus knows I'm being so brave rn (talking myself down from cutting my hair tonight when I have a show to see on Saturday)

Yall ever do something real spontaneous and have a great night cuz of it? 10/10 would recommend

I took myself to the philly film society to see Summer Wars on the big screen and cried and was reminded of the power of coming together and never giving up 🙂‍↕️😭💝

Had a successful board game night w friends old and new 🥰

It never ceases to amaze me the way people on the platform forget that others have to get off the subway car first 💀

I'm so upset and embarrassed that I forgot about a show at milkboy Saturday 😭

I put some really cute jewelry in a digital shopping cart only to discover a $50 intl shipping fee to the US 😭😔

I *will* cut and cook the chicken for my work lunches in the next hour Or else future me is gonna kick our ass

more colloquially known as "having an onlyfans"

My old boss (a 60something lil Italian lady) was telling me the other day abt how there's new psychedelic medicines for depression Maam I remember when MDMA was fighting for the right to progress beyond phase 2 clinical trials but I love this journey for you

Proof I went outside today (before & after)

“whose pussy is this” sorry i thought u said puppy and got excited my bad can u ask again—

Alright okay I'll start my day 🥺

love when you hear someone aggressively stirring their iced coffee like oop there’s faggots about x

Susan Entwistle. Alliums & Poppies. Acrylic on canvas. #Pointillism