WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK INSTAGRAM?!?! 💀

A sleepless evening again it seems... 🫠

Feelin' the grays today 🩶

Seems right to start reading a new Hockey Smut book on the first day of Pride Month™ 🙃

Got hate crimed on the first day of Pride Month™..... They put cream in my iced coffee 🫠

Beef and Cabbage Soup 🍲😋

Some days are too much, and that's okay... Cuz garlic bread 🧄🍞

Brought my dog out to go to the bathroom, after she finished there was some wood clanking noises coming from the direction of the end of the driveway. Hauled ass into my house with her 😩

Feelin' colorful 🎨

Just learned that an upsidedown pineapple is a symbol for swingers... and there is a house in my town that has some upsidedown pineapples 💀

2:30am, can't sleep, but there's a lovely thunderstorm going on outside ⛈️

I'll never understand how people find gooning attractive..

Homemade Stuffed Manicotti 😋

Story time: I was a junior trying to qualify for States in pole vaulting at my last meet, none of my team came to watch me attempt at the height, only coaches from all other teams. ALL gave me tips/encouragement. I made the height & qualified, they all came to hug me. Not one person from my team did

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Dolce fleur 🌸

The sexiest muscled guy wearing booty shorts, a muscle tank, had tan skin, and a crew cut, came in to vote. Totally thought he was straight until he said thank you after I handed him a sticker. 1000% homo 😩 I should have given him my number...

Town voting ☑️🗳️

Quizzical evening 🤔

Wanna see my meat? 😏

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What's blue and pink, and fuzzy all over? 🙃

You know what I haven't done in a while? 🙃

Thursday Thøts 🙃

If y'all need some book recommendations ;⁠)

Oh boy do I i have a book for you...

I want a snack for tomorrow, but do I want Doritos, Lays, Takis, Ruffles, Smartfood, or Pretzels Sticks. My dream snack is the limited time Lobster Bisque Cape Cod chips 😩

Fake it till you make it 😉

After

Before

I'm sorry y'all, I had to trim the stache, it was looking a lil cray.

Anyways, just downloaded several gay hockey books, lemme calm down with steamy romances on the ice 🥴

Lady backed into my jeep in the grocery store parking lot, got out and went "I didn't know." Did know what bitch, how to drive?!?

MAGA is dumb as shit, they're now saying ivermectin (the horse drug) protects against the Hantavirus.

My apple blossoms 🌸

Fine I'll keep it for longer

I think I'm going to axe the stache cuz my scar is becoming much more apparent, I did enjoy it though 🙃

I finished Time To Shine by Rachel Reid. Just like The Shots You Take, these two standalone books do a great job at tackling mental illnesses, how it affected these character's lives, and still told great love stories (albeit lots of sex). Fell in love with all the main characters 💕

I'm sorry Boston, the WHAT house???

Dinner's on me 🙃 Salad, Garlic Couscous, & Grilled Beef Teriyaki Country Robs

Monday got me gal!

Slipped at a garden center and messed up my ankle...

It's Monday again?!?

Sunday Funday, amirite?

Monochrome Monday

Sadie Lady 🐕

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Bsky be so dangerous sometimes, thought it was safe but NOPE. I log on and I be seeing mutuals looking so pretty and wholesom, posting the sexiest booties, and also... straight up posting c*mshots and stroking. Like Lord have mercy 😩