All That > SNL

Evil villains used to be suave and sophisticated and now they are just incels with podcasts.

I hate synthwave Halloween. What do you mean you’re a gradient neon grid pattern in a hot pink void?

Almost never

I have no idea what I’m doing I just add reverb to everything.

smells like

The mood I'd like to be in rn #TheGays® @synthdaddy.net

AI images of Beyoncé eating at Burger King: A Thread. IYKYK.

You can download my classic #synthwave album for FREE and get the special anniversary edition cassette here: robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

Please buy my merch so I can afford therapy. robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

Electro Isn’t Dead (Anniversary Edition) is now back in stock again after 5 years. Will it be restocked again? Fuck if I know. Better go get one just to be safe. robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

There are still a few (4) of these babies left. Probably won’t be pressed again for a while. Get it here: robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

“don’t bully me I’ll cum.” -Taylor Swift

"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied"

Never give up.

Yo, check it! Signed posters! And for Bandcamp Friday all of my CDs and Cassettes are $10: robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

Ooooh look what we have here… posted them yesterday and they are already half gone so if you want one get it here: robotswithrayguns.bandcamp.com/merch

It used to be (not even that long ago) that the plot of 1984 was something everyone would agree you wanted to avoid happening.

Madonna has decided to share with the world the life changing wisdom that resulted from a 30 year spiritual journey and it’s just 2 hours of corny self help platitudes.

who are they? wrong answers only.

Spotify wants you to commend them for removing AI spam to distract from the fact that they’re secretly adding a lot of it to water down the royalty pool so that more of what they pay out goes right back to them.

@btvsdoc.bsky.social so excited

It’s a crime to be #gorgeous. Check out my Doja remix here: youtu.be/F9Uncz6Ni58?...

I was born in the 80s when pregnant women were chasing down handfuls of Tylenol with a glass of red wine after having a cigarette.

There still some Savage Summer collector’s box sets left here: timeslaves.bandcamp.com/album/savage...

Well Jesus was Jewish so maybe the rapture doesn’t start until sundown.

My favorite book is ‘American Psycho’ by Brett Easton Ellis.

Half expecting Donny to say that Ketamine is a viable substitute for Tylenol it wouldn’t even be the craziest thing he’s said in just the past week.

mood.

This is what it sounds like when doves cry

If you’re going to make art for the next 4 years it should be dangerous.

Working on some dope shit

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

We officially live in a dictatorship. Period. Full stop.

This is not the time to stay silent.

Cute pic of me in the studio.

Yeah the Epstein files would be nice but I’d rather they release all of the scrapped tracks from Carly Rae Jepsen’s EMOTION album.