Now more than ever it’s important that you do not check Debra Messing’s instagram story!

and every music blogger shortly after, for some reason

Howdy, Jackers

Noodles & Beef be like Sorry to burst your bubba

Counting or not counting gang violence

Happy Valentine’s Day to the Albanian who cloned my debit card 💕

Tenderly caressing the pee spot on ValenOOMF’s boxers. The haters seethe

What if I said Orville Peck is for Pokemon gays whose Pokemon is real housewives

Gentle parenting my elder millennial boyfriend by helping him identify which instagram reels are AI

No more himbos who like Pokemon and play video games. Fuck off we’re full!!!

EVERYONE GET UNCIRCUMCISED NOW

Saturday I will explore the culinary wonders of greater boystown.

Gettin real fed up with long term monagaoomf shit talking Ashley Judd

Me with some hairy boy butt

Well!

remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️

Telling my bald, infant god daughter “secure your wig, sis” as I play Tinashe

A Mexican restaurant serving Pepsi is a travesty.

Cruising the pastry counter with boyfie

"Merry Christmas. I hate having gay parents."

I can’t explain it but this is a Christmas video

Fondling oomf’s pendulous nuts at the local Grandy’s

do you think MikeCam is getting ready to come out to his family?

Your dumbest friend will spend an excruciating amount of time asking for your advice and then do what they wanted anyway.

ASK HIM AGAIN

Love a prominent piss slit on a man

SOFO TAP (if you’re flexible with the upper age limit)

Congratulations to @boomboomhiller.bsky.social but also congratulations to me because my boyfriend (tacitly) agreed in September 8 at 7am that we could get a second dog if Jeff Hiller won an Emmy.

Andre Vasquez is soooo hot. Desperately wanna to making slapping noises against his bald head

“Thank you Bridget Everett. You changed my life.” Jeff Hiller wins for the #Emmy Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role in “Somebody Somewhere.” Follow along for live updates from the 2025 Emmy Awards: nymag.visitlink.me/vPi_E0.

Jogging around Fleet Feet while employees yell “run gay boy, run” and throw gel packs at me

Just told my 10yo daughter about Chuck. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Kirkkanda forever"

Boyfie is a dick truther

Peeling my foreskin like a husk of corn 🌽

Circumcised dick tastes like an active Covid infection

didn’t even finish pulling out the iPad before he took off

Kat is helping some alternative medicine freak abusing tax laws to be non-profit's attempt to strong arm a landlord into selling her a retail space that she can profit off of.

Girl. Be fatter.

As soon oomf attempts the Sunday crossword he suddenly has to poooooop

jeff hiller emmy nomination faggots make some noise

9/11

Master (Walgreens) has my pathetic cock (face wash) locked up

Mexicans and Latinos make up forty percent of the Dodgers fan base. We buy the jerseys, the beer, the overpriced nachos—yet we're still treated like background noise, like we don’t belong in the very stadium we helped build. Full opinion: lataco.com/dodgers-lega...

Two Bears tavern on Glenwood!