oh hello little spud! what are you doing on the seesaw even!

every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy

Nuggets game interrupted for newsflash about Trmp being evacuated. If he’s not dead don’t interrupt my game for anything about that loser

More elephants stomping on big game hunters please.

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

I have apparently wildly upset the Pro AI community for setting fire to an ai slop character in Minecraft as a joke. This was a fun moment where we set fire to Rome Because of the upset, I will be viciously mocking pro AI users further in future, because it's quite entertaining to do so

Social media analytics show that I lose followers every time I share my article about men needing to stop being pathetic little manbabies and instead step up and hold other men accountable to stop rape culture. Oh, whoops, sharing it again. And won't stop either www.qasimrashid.com/p/men-we-nee...

updating the meme for current times

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Truth. #Caturday

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

coffee no affect me

if you don't like unbeatable you don't respect sonic the hedgehog

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

Sorry I broke Bluesky folks. I walked into the server room and the workers were like "what are you doing here" and "call security" but then I touched a blinking button and they all started panicking Im not sure whats going on but red lights keep flashing and its loud

it literally is so beatable #UNBEATABLE

Daily #2010 - Increased Arsenal

[worst thing i can think of to say voice] free use fred

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!

fursona in a top i saw on pinterest & immediately needed to draw

[mocking] i suck dicks like yours for breakfast

Fancy dinner! Starting with crab cakes. #clodpost

This photo of Xander Bogaerts dodging the Gatorade bath is phenomenal. 📸: Matt Thomas / Getty Sport

All the little quail hatched out today. The hen had laid a bunch of eggs in a planter and she hunkered down under last season’s dried-out basil. I went out to check on them today and they were just leaving the nest. I counted 11 on the ground and another 5 still bopping around in the planter.

Grab a bat and go to town! #oc #punk #anime

High Caliber Magic Missile

these days the real april fool is none other than donald trump

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging thunderstorm, an Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, an owl keeping watch, and a basket of emotional support scones.

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Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Buff minotaurs have invaded Dave & Busters (idk I'm running out of ideas for captions) Commission for @bakannon.bsky.social, thank you for your patience! #spongemagicart #myart #furryart #commissions

「Switch 2が届いたグワ〜！」🎮 「やっとぽこあで遊べるだぬ〜！」✨ #コダック #ヌオー #ゴンベ #ヤドン #ぽこあポケモン #ぽこポケ

oh my god it's true

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

So with sports gambling being mainstream and ICE at airports we're just expecting World Cup matches to be rigged from athletes being detained beforehand, right?

The president of the United States hates the United States.

Michael B. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of people named Michael Jordan who aren't Michael Jordan.

Happy Ides of March for all who celebrate it

you can not blame leftists and anti-genocide protesters for kamala's loss without first explaining why asking them to stop arming and protecting a genocide was not a reasonable request.

dopey dudes 💦 #pokemon #art

I miss the optimism I had a few years ago

I hate the U.S. federal government. It is illegitimate and a scam. It serves ZERO benefit to me or 99% of all people. It needs to go, and the damn military can go, too. It is no longer a thing of honor. It is a disgrace worse than it was in 1968.

cocker spaniel girl

If you can see this skeet congrats you are haunted

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?