These cowardly institutions need to stop pretending they had no choice in this decision. I have advised dozens of huge companies and organisations on this issue and NONE have been cowardly enough to throw trans people under the bus like this. Shame on the WI and Guides www.bbc.com/news/article...

They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.

anyone wanna be girlfriends?? you know just for the bit like.

Mornin', folks.

u ever get a sign from the universe that's like so on the nose it loops round to being borderline offensive? Like cheers universe, could've at least attempted something subtle like, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious, I'm just a coward leave me alone.

If I am ever famous, i'm gonna start writing my own fanfic about myself to assert dominance

Since i'm back here I should remind you all that I do comedy i guess, here's some of that I did the other day about being one of those transgenders we have now youtube.com/shorts/kvo0D...

*sniff* they grow up so fast 🥲

Got my PIP. Got the basic amount. Back dated to when I applied 18 months ago. Am completely numb. Need to reapply this time next year though which sucks. Fuck the tories, fuck Labour for making it worse and fuck every single Reformer who wants to take this stuff away.

you cant spell "yuri" without u and i

happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine

Shortlist for my "Best Protest Music of 2025" playlist is looking pretty healthy, and it's not even December yet. Have I missed any contenders from the year?

I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more

O shit it's international men's day, i forgot. Um, okay, i'm cis for the next 3 hours. I love changing the words in pop songs from the 90s to make them football appropriate. Fucking love sunny D, gimme some of dat. Hollywood Undead are my favourite band. AMA you wanna know about being a cis boy<3

Something about today I can’t put my finger on. Remember remember 19th of November….

awww yeah back on that GRIND

im not asking for every labour voter to apologise, but at least say oops.

Back on facebook and back on my bullshit

If you were here now you could be touching my tits

Okay, well I was going to post this on facebook, but given I'm blocked from that I might as well share it here. So since I've been here last I've finally started my HRT! And I thought it'd be neat to start a lil diary of progress, with musings, feelings, and progress photos

I've just had the same happen to me, must be a broader issue, fucking bullshit they can just deactivate your account for no damn reason and all you can do is appeal and wait and hope. I have friends' conversations on messenger with people who aren't alive anymore, and I am devastatedly worried.

Okay I'm back, out of the blue facebook has suspended my account and given me no actual reason why, just a vague "Cybersecurity". I've appealed it obviously, but everything is gone. All my memories, conversations with now dead friends, all gone unless the appeal works. Kinda wanna cry.

I guess I'm done here, caved and tried to use the bullshit age authentication service @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team decided to make mandatory for accesing 'adult content' such as *squints* "DMs"

Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.

Two trans acts on the bill tonight, it’s not even a theme night. When I first started I did a trans comedy night and asked the promoter “so who’s on?” They said “you, the other one, and I’ve got two I reckon the audience won’t be able to tell they’re not”

v funny contrast today having one of my comedy heroes talk to me like a peer, only to have the other middle spot say "Good set fella" as he was leaving to me, suggesting he either didn't listen to or didn't understand any of my set where i exclusively talk about not being one of them 🤣

If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy

in a parallel world where weird al hadn't retired from his album cycles, we would 100% have a not like us parody by now

how can sex be real if our eyes aren't real

"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights

Seriously @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team what the fuck is up with this? How is cutting off a method of direct communication with other users without ID remotely beneficial to anyone or what the legislation calls for??

Every UK petition is like this

Spending the first full day of my 30s as I intend to go on: Hungover and Horny.

Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes! If anyone would like to get me drinks/ltreats/help me out of my overdraft that i went chaotically further into than I intended shut up (ur only 30 once, etc) Then you can sling me a lil money on ko-fi 🥰 ko-fi.com/androjonny Thank u, love u all <3

o shit I'm 30

I think about this all the time

@ela-bambust.bsky.social so, for some reason @bsky.app has decided that DMs also require age verification to see, and my card is declining the verification checks, so i cannot see your messages lol

“Helping our citizens literally survive is too hard, but what if we made it difficult for them to have a wank?”

The South Park guys are big ol' transphobes who were just a few seasons ago whining about 'diversity' and spent several seasons bitching and moaning about 'Political Correctness' like it was the friggin' 90s. You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them.

I don't think we should see golf. I think payment processors should stop processing anything related to golf.

It's absurd and dystopian that payment processors get to decide what we can and can't see on the internet. That companies like Visa and Mastercard can use their enormous size to bully companies into taking stuff offline - based on the reactionary politics of a small group.

Who else is willing to allow Ela to extrajudicially murder them 🤚

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Gender Dysphoria was invented by big dysphoria to sell more gender

I scammed a few drinks out of Dave Chappelle at a bar in Ohio while pretending not to recognise him as he hit on me, playing on that silly man's known chaser proclivities, and then I casually insulted his latest boring Netflix special and fucked off

If you *need* my vote to win, then you *need* to protect my rights. If you do *not need* to protect my rights, then you do *not need* my vote to win.

Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran

When "Gender Critical" people say "you can't change sex" it's (obviously) not an observation. It's a demand. Hence why they can't ever justify it beyond just saying it again