Constantly hearing that Amorim is the worst manager in Man Utd's history and their fans desperately want a change.

If I ran a team, the coach I hire would have 4 clauses in their contracts: 1) Bonus for total sub minutes 2) Bonus for set piece goals 3) Bonus for academy debuts 4) Immediate termination without compensation if they ever put 2 GKs on the bench

James in midfield is never going to work. He's the best right back on the planet - play him there, you bald prick.

Pedro Neto has never scored more than 5 goals in a single Premier League season.

Cobham England call-ups today: Current: James, Acheampong, George, Murray-Campbell, Dyer, McMahon, Morgan, Derry, Mheuka, Emenalo, Walsh, Ezenwata. Former: Guehi, Loftus-Cheek, Rice, Hall, Boniface, McAidoo. Nobody does it better.

Feel like I'm going mad. Feeling sadness for innocent people killed in Crumpsall & feeling sadness for innocent people killed in Gaza are two sides of the same coin. They are not conflicting sentiments. Stop making out caring about the Jewish community means you should stop caring about Palestinians

No

At least our red cards are getting later with each passing game.

Jackson took 6 shots tonight. That's six more than Joao Pedro has managed in the last four games.

Clown. Get him out asap.

Would love to be a fly on the wall for Mourinho's teamtalk tonight. Probably telling his players to look at the state of Chelsea's starting 11 and demanding they go out there and win convincingly.

Play Acheampong at right back you useless bald cunt

Josh should tell Maresca to shove his hair clippers up his arse.

Fuck off Maresca.

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

Anyone know if the tickets for Forest away on 18 October have gone on sale yet?

I feel as though you don't need to be an expert in political science to understand Trump and Hegseth are telling everyone this morning they are not leaving in 2028.

That thing that always happens has happened again

#cfc by the way if you want them to stop playing music after a goal, email [email protected] and let them know

"We have a debt crisis so I've joined the party that was in power for 14 years and under whom debt massively grew." "Commentator of the Year"

You mean winning the Europa Farmers league, and being the only team taking the CWC seriously, doesn't paper over the gapping cracks? Who could have forseen

A billion pounds spent to get a squad significantly worse than the one they had when they took over

Jose is going to have a field day on Tuesday

We go live to the dressing room

Imagine you had billions of dollars to spend. Think of all the good in the world you could do. I’m not sure destroying a once great football club would be top of the list. I hope we get relegated.

This is what happens when you play goal music at home.

It’s a good thing I hate this version of Chelsea, otherwise I’d be fuming.

This lot are pathetic. Sack the lot of them.

Sack him now.

Enzo really should have been sacked for losing to this United team, totally embarrassing

No Josh. Sack him now FFS

Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.

How the fuck did we lose to *this* Man United team?

Netanyahu: "Would a country committing genocide plead with the civilian population that it is supposedly targeting to get out of harms way? Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave? Of course not" Actually, encouraging Jews to emigrate is exactly what the Nazis did 1933-39. Ignorant of Jewish history.

I just checked the BBC news website. Eventually, at the bottom of the politics section after the negative Labour stories...

Sad Cafe 😂😂😂

Another aspect is that it ignored the realities of Northern Ireland. Basically it's another version of the Irish Border scenario during Brexit. This was all thrashed out during the last ID card hoopla 15 years ago. bsky.app/profile/ianf...

They’ll decide Palmer needs surgery at the end of November, I’m guessing.

The election is four years away! What is wrong with these people?

If this is their strategy, why are they trying so hard to look like Reform? Why would voters desperate to stop Reform want to vote for a party that is dressing up as Reform? I don’t get it.

Ok. They’ve pissed me off. I’m back to tell you 3 things about ID cards: 1. Migrants ALREADY HAVE biometric ID cards & govts have been trying to digitise them for years w repeated fuckups & failures causing complete chaos - they don’t work, you do not want that system for you.

It speaks volumes about how unmoored Labour has become from the people who actually voted for it in 2024 (i.e. people in work) that the line on digital ID cards is just an obvious lie to anyone who has changed jobs in the past decade!

Been teaching seminars this week on whether polling should be banned during campaigns and after this I think maybe it should be banned except for during campaigns. Utterly mad way to frame a poll 4 years out from a general election.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

I’m not as opposed to ID cards as I once was but there’s no way the government aren’t going to fuck this up. They’ll probably give the IT contract to Fujitsu.

Been away for a few days. Has Maresca been sacked yet?

Fuck off Maresca

Did they not even bother to check? Amateurs.

Trump was standing less than a mile from the Bergdorf Goodman department store where he sexually assaulted @ejeancarroll.bsky.social when he said this.