It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.

Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist? Mamdani: We’ve spoken about— Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.

Palmer just doesn’t want to play for Maresca ever again.

Test cricket. Bloody hell.

See?

Time for Stokes.

Doesn’t matter what team we send to Australia. They’ll always mess it up.

How was that a corner?

I see they are banning Christmas again. I bet they’ll ban it again next year, too. The bastards.

Of course he did. Twat.

Magnificent.

Steve Clarke has always been a legend.

How is this shocking?

Vote Labour, get the BNP.

An absolute 🤯 at every level

🌍 42.5m refugees Over 70% of them are hosted by low- and middle-income countries. 🇬🇧 548k refugees = 0.78% of the UK population. It is not refugees who tear our country apart, it is the mainstreaming of far right policies. And that’s a risk to all of us. My letter to my MP. #asylum #Mahmood 🧵

Everything about the current 'debate' around this is dismal, not just morally but because it is so stupid. For example: It conflates asylum-seeking and illegal immigration (and sometimes with migration generally) It shows no understanding of why there is AS www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... 1/3

This weekend has been an interesting approach to winning over the Parliamentary Labour Party for a leader on the verge of being dumped.

Using Golden Ticket to describe people who have fled war and destitution to legally seek asylum. An internationally recognized legal right that the UK is treaty bound to recognize is pure cruelty and evil. It is the language of Nazis, of deportations, of camps and life unworthy of life. Evil.

Labour is a “godsend” for Farage says the far-right.

No one should have to face such threats. It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.

😂

Eghbali: "We thought Chelsea was frankly an asset, a business that was not terribly well managed on the football side, sporting side or promotional side."

Labour are now the "darker forces" Mahmood is scaremongering about. Depriving people who have fled unimaginable horror the ability to rebuild their lives in safety and security, which this does, is sickening. Labour is sickening. #r4today www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How anyone can still support this government is beyond me. This is utterly disgraceful.

Oh ffs.

I do not believe in any god, but, if you claim to be a Christian then you surely agree with him. If you don’t, you’re something else.

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

DID IT HAVE TO BE SHAPED THIS WAY

Strong "recently divorced dad trying to hit on much younger women" energy here.

Disney has hiked prices and laid off hundreds of workers this year. Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year. Remember this as Disney turns to AI.

Starmer isn't Britain's worst ever prime minister, but he is Labour's worst ever prime minister and it's not even close

Fiddling around with lots of small tax changes is definitely the bold action that the country needs. Well done. Excellent work.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Women at NASA, starting with one of my favorite #WomenInSTEM photos 🧵

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

The worst you can accuse Panorama of doing is making a misleading edit – and I’d dispute that! – to make *a point that was true*. The programme aired without anyone seeing any issues with the edit. It was on iPlayer for a year without complaints. Donald Trump *did* incite Jan 6th.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

We are so far through the looking glass that the man who tried to overthrow an election becomes president, the people who attacked the Capitol are turned into martyrs, & it's the BBC that gets punished - cheered on by the worst news outlets in the UK & the two most dishonest politicians of our age.

One of them attempted a coup. The other one didn’t. What balance?

It’s not at all clear to me how the BBC can do any kind of serious journalism if its top two bosses can be forced to quit over such an obviously confected scandal. There is no substantive error here. How can the BBC report on Trump, or Farage, or anyone else, in these circumstances?

Be clear, the American far right are coming for British democracy.

Then pour yourself a pint instead.

Matthew Syed said you need to spend 10,000 hours doing something to become properly good at it, which he learned through spending 10,000 hours wanking himself off

@leftback.bsky.social do you remember who it was in the old Chelsea chat days who insisted that Birmingham council had cancelled Christmas because they held a “winterval” festival one year? This reminded me of that classic.

The makeup line is insane but we should talk about how the cartilage in his ear magically grew back

I know I say it every week, but I haven’t disliked a Chelsea manager as much as Maresca, and I’ve been watching us since 1978.