“Oh, look, this get better …‘F’ in history! You even flunk something not happen yet?”

i rarely get panera bc we don't live near one anymore and i got my salad today as a treat and i accidentally ordered the wrong fucking one

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

putting this on your timeline again

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

years of higher education spent learning how not to be a snob and now the pursuit to somehow make new profits on reading is gonna make me throw it all away

i twinged my shoulders sawing wood and now to minimize the pain i have to walk around with finishing school posture

feeling physically like a blood wizard melted down my bones

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BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.

Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

It's not just bribery. He's now using personal litigation, backed by state extortion, to extract "settlements" which he then puts into an account he created to spend on government work, all entirely outside of Congress taxing or appropriating. It's full Charles I illegal taxation and spending.

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

Never forget that Norman Rockwell, debatably the most famous American artist to ever put brush to canvas, was not afraid to show the ugliness along with the good. Having his work/reputation sanitized and trimmed into marketable nostalgia is about American as it gets.

i love when a higher-up hits with the "just curious" to ask what's the holdup and i tell them im understaffed and the chat goes dead fucking silent

trying to undo the damage of grownup job with appy slices goldfish and smuckers unfuckable

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Israel’s targeted strikes on two newspaper offices in Yemen’s capital is the second deadliest single attack on the press ever recorded by CPJ, following the 2009 Maguindanao massacre in the Philippines. Read more: cpj.org?p=522184

YO CALIFORNIA our state was recently downgraded among safest states for trans people and trans youth YOU can help make it better right now follow the quoted link, established by @lalgbtcenter.bsky.social, and tell our elected officials to sign these bills into law ASAP 👇

#SaveSpeech US legislators are pushing harder to pass KOSA and repeal section 230. Call your representatives ASAP and make your voice heard! Advocate for protecting section 230, and demand your reps oppose KOSA!

Those That Inherit the Earth Vol. 1 is live on Kickstarter! If an episodic tale of an opossum and an astronaut living in a sword and sci-fi world sounds like your thing, this book is for you

Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥 HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.

a little too used to typing whatever i want to search into the nearest device and realized at the last second maybe i should not look up an art ref for a bondage harness on the work laptop

another great day to manage operations instead of making art!

extended spring mario cut

im so excited for this tmg shirt i preordered the 70s fantasy novel vibes are insanely good

What an expertly called shot

We all already like him, no need to keep putting this stuff out there

required reading

If you prayed for guardian angels you better hope you don’t get these bozos. #trigun #PaSG #artbyflan

being a pervert about fictional characters with my friends

Hawaii announced they are joining California, Oregon, and Washington’s West Coast Health Alliance which will provide their own science-based vaccine guidelines and make vaccines accessible to everyone.

i can tell the ceo is using ai to summarize whatever thread we're both in and i can tell he's not even reading that

i cannot overstate how extraordinary it is for federal civil servants to do this

The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

you guys if you open the chat on the AP livestream of the now-30-min-late announcement the president's supposed to make, the combination of scrolling trans flags and comments like "he's gone to the big McDonald's ball pit in the sky" will put a smile on your face www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Dn...

guy at work may as well be snapping his fingers at me to do his bidding and im trying very hard to explode him with my mind

Pronouncing Chuchus like it rhymes with tuchus

JUST IN: Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s lawyers say the Trump administration is trying to coerce him to plead guilty to the charges he is facing by promising to deport him to Costa Rica — and threatening to deport him to Uganda if he doesn’t. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

people who don't give a shit about you get real weird when you block them and cut off their access. last night they shared a google album with me, no message

you simply love to see it