Visited the Disney studio during their outdoor holiday market a few weeks back and they had some props from Muppet Christmas Carol, including Miss Piggy’s Emily Cratchit costume. Looking at it up close, I never noticed this amazing tiny froggie brooch in the film.

we watched stand by me (1986) the other night and there were only like five minutes left when i heard a scrub jay screech in the background. their illusion of stephen king's beloved maine shattered forever

bad news. there's a hawaiian bbq place fairly close by

lol holy shit

I've waited 3 years to make this post

An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

is it a getting-older thing to get heartburn from pounding ur water bottle or am i just stupid now

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

i have the rest of the week and next week off im feelin like a rescue dog walking on grass for the first time

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

beer mom

after all this time i finally understand what my tiny cupholder is for

Sometimes I marvel at the miracle that is webcomics, every page update someone manages to put up is a gift considering The State Of Things in this world🤌💖

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

Donkey Kong XII: Contemplation of the Divine Self

through me, the flood #ffxiv

"look we're not using AI in the final product we're just using it to speed up the conceptual stage" is what a lot of dopes affecting an enlightened middle position keep saying. I truly do not get that one. You hate imagining stuff? You don't like thinking and conceptualizing? Get a grip

crystal g'raha expressions i did while listening to kaden mackay's "dont you dare (make me fall in love with you)"

the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding

THE GANG'S ALL HERE!!!!!!! #seselarts #dnd #bloodinthewater #juliet

at the risk of showing sentiment on the internet, may we all be 100 and singing

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

one tragedy of our new home is no nearby sandwich shops but i just remembered im driving out for my teeth cleaning. i can find a sandwich

just hearing about something called wrestling

whenever i have dreams about my grandmother, even if the dreams feel real i wake up and i ache. because it isn't really her. i'll never really get to ask her how she feels and thinks about things anymore. anyway sounds like someone wants to generate this feeling in real life on purpose

never forget that youtube shorts are the enemy

why was he serving so much cunt

Our new cap is seriously so cool to me

boys night out on the taiga

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

do they mean that the devil wears Prada clothes or cologne. unclear

i still think airpods are for fuckin losers. like oh its uncomfortable, really easy to lose, and needs to be charged? i can't believe u hoes let this shit be normalized

Simple shape to simple rock

this is my howell jenkins/elliott stardew abomination and sesel understands him Implicitly 🥰💕

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"

Leave little Saruman alone.

file under shit that fucked me UPPPPPPP