This man is Chicago Cuomo... just go away already. Take the hint.

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/

I know for a lot of ppl she's always been like this, but I feel she has become tedious since Midnights in a way that I, as a fan, was always able to overlook prior. The 745 different variants of arguably her most "it's songs that are there" album is a big reason why I think I can't anymore.

Ezra Klein is so emblematic of a certain kind of man in media. Incurious while thinking he's open-minded, condescending while ignorant of his of ignorance. It's an intellectual exercise for him, as if that's a marker of his journalistic professionalism rather than an expression of his privilege.

Mr. Beast: People are never happy. They think I'm reckless. They think <takes a swig of rubbing alcohol and holds a lighter in front of his face and sprays a fireball into the face of his assistant> I don't care but I do care

BELIEVELAND FOREVER

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

the first admin certainly had some of this, but this time around, it’s just this fucking whiny crybaby bitch shit from every member of the cabinet all goddamned day long. fucking loser ass presidency.

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

Shout out to @mcsweeneys.net for letting me treat a certain kind of article with the level of respect it deserves. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

look, it is comforting to think that your political opponents are, at the end of the day, just people like you who really want us all to live together as Americans. it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.

a week of the entire political system canonizing you and the plurality are still like “nah”. brutal

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

Have no fear, Republicans will bail you out at some point with a huge chunk of taxpayer money to pay you for not being able to sell your products because of their policies. Then you can post on social media that you’re voting for them because you are against socialism.

I can't believe he managed to carve out the time for this in his busy VP portfolio schedule of vacationing and online trolling.

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

Little Orphan Annie stole Anna Wintour's sunglasses.

Boy Tracy Flick is never going to happen as president. Ever. He should float off into the early retirement sunset with his husband. Take the hint.

please stop tapping on sally jenkins’ enclosure. it makes her too excited and she starts to slam her head against the wall

people who have been shitting their pants all week about civil war have continually failed to remember that trump is *uniquely* bad at capitalizing on events that require him to demonstrate empathy

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

If you are in line to dunk on Ezra Klein for his ridiculous takes, PLEASE STAY IN LINE.

The lionization of Charlie Kirk genuinely proves the point about centrists and leading media figures. The man dehumanized women, minorities, transgendered people, Muslims, etc was building bridges by debating others on these views that all these people are less than human. What a great guy.

People posting "political violence is bad" to an audience that does, in fact, largely already agree with them on the point...okay, and? There are no awards for being the most condescending moral millie in the group of people who have morals.

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

Really loving the right-wingers that spew violent rhetoric 24/7 suddenly saying that it's bad, or that making fun of Kirk (who also did these things), is bad. Don't be an incredibly shitty person and people won't celebrate your death. It's that easy.

Do not be bullied, cowed, or shamed by bad-faith right-wing actors and MAGA that are blaming "liberals" and everyone who isn't MAGA for Charlie Kirk. Call them out for their hypocrisy. Go on offense. They are fine with political violence and mass shootings when it's against the rest of us.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

WE'RE BAAACK

Texas fans after actually seeing "Heisman Favorite" Arch Manning:

THIS.

If anyone genuinely believed this ridiculous "the brain isn't fully formed until 25; you shouldn't make irreversible life-changing choices til then" grift, they'd be insisting that people shouldn't be able to join the army, get married, have kids, etc until then either. But look: they don't.

Too little, too late.

Gonzalez: I don't care what your job is. I don't care what part of the state you live in. I don't care where you came from. You have more in common with an undocumented farm worker than you did with the fucking billionaires who are causing this problem in the first place

Fascism is here. We are not “getting closer” or “in danger of.” This matters because it frames our discussion: We aren’t trying to prevent it, we’re trying to defeat it. It’s not taking over our institutions, it’s taken them over. Otherwise, we’re always behind, fighting a past we’ve already lost.

Big fan of democracy and justice...but only for some humans that I advocate for

I feel like he's growing out the beard to distract from his non-answers to otherwise very easy questions

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

happy anniversary to all who celebrate