The absolute madness of Chelsea. Pluck a promising, young, English coach from a role where he was making good progress, throw him into a total basketcase of a job under the full glare of the media, then bin him off. Probably set him back a decade because they're an absolute shit show.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Made up for Coventry. Been a very long time coming, especially with the trauma of the SISU years. If only my old dad had been here to see it 💙

Sharon Osborne was ▶️an immigrant into the USA in the late 1970s ▶️an immigrant into Ireland in the mid 1990s ▶️an immigrant into the USA again from 2002 to 2005 ▶️and then again from 2010 to 2020 She has been an immigrant for approx 48 of her 73 years www.nme.com/news/tv/shar...

Mannequin Pussy on Tiny Desk? Yes, please and thank you. youtu.be/mA_fuhvOD64?...

So JD Vance traveled to Hungary to endorse a candidate who appears likely to lose and then went to Pakistan to fall on his face with the Iran negotiations. Truly an impressively terrible international trip.

New Ultha album is very pleasing

Lovely little @secondmentions.bsky.social from The Guardian

A reminder that this is the same "unhinged" war and President the Daily Mail has spent weeks berating Keir Starmer for not joining and following

the biggest comedown in human history will be the Artemis II crew returning from a spectacular achievement of collaboration of ingenuity & intelligence to visiting the White House & listening to a flat-brained rapist & paedophile ask if America looks like the biggest country from the Moon

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Great review of one of my favourite ever albums

Went to Indonesia

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I'm going to see The Body, Full Of Hell and Jarhead Fertiliser next week. It has the potential to shift Bristol a fair few degrees off its current axis. I cannot fucking wait.

Been back from indo just over a week. Still trying to kick the monkey flu I picked up on the way home.

Again, the allegation here has to be left unsaid because the moment you spell it out it makes no sense – to affect the result here the claim needs to be that Gorton and Denton was full of Muslim women who wanted to vote Reform, but were coerced by their husbands into voting Green instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=59Gy... The band I never got to see live that I would wade through lava for the chance to see live

This is one of the most remarkable albums that's come out in years. It's all over the place, in the absolute best possible way. Pierce is a force of nature, but the whole band are incredible. Give it your ears

This album rips www.treblezine.com/soul-glo-dia...

Arsenal's tracksuit tops are excellent

Off to Indonesia in the morning

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

Perfectly put by the brilliant @iandunt.bsky.social

Cannot get me enough Weyes Blood 😍 youtu.be/hCJHMkVQsPk?...

Like the dreadful lyrics of a non-charting single by a ridiculous, 1980s z-list metal band whose audience consists solely of 12 years boys who will later twist their cringing impotence and insurmountable ineffectuality into a hatred for women, foreigners, and people who are smarter than them.

Doesn't matter how many times and how publicly you tug him off, he'll still turn round and shit on you. One day they'll learn.

This 'correction' from @lewisgoodall.com regarding accusations from Reform and the Conservatives that the Greens engaged in sectarianism, deserves to be widely read. #c4news

Sectarian. The sheer contempt and entitlement in that word. Thousands of Muslim voters just voted for a white, (I think) working class non-Muslim woman because they feel abandoned by Labour and agree with her views on a huge foreign policy issue and on immigration policy

If you haven't already got it, you should buy this. It's amazing. Rob's amazing. And little Henry was undoubtedly amazing ❤️

Small Prophets is bloody lovely

Bloody hell, Small Prophets is fantastic

If Mandelson is a good sport, he'll take the passenger side rear seat and lean back a bit when he's released, as it'll make the photoshopping easier.

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

Just finished this, We Pretty Pieces Of Flesh. Absolute fucking belter. If you grew up, live or have spent any time anywhere close to Doncaster, read it now. A novel for us.

Watched the first Lord Of The Flies. Bit odd.

The right really are just a bunch of scared babies, aren't they?

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

If this doesn't get the blood pumping, turn yourself off at the wall. Stellar stuff from the mighty Gouge Away. Putting this under @morgyface.bsky.social's nose as well youtu.be/3oIwC41Y1Gk?...

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Yes @theflenser.bsky.social I think I will go experience the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture again. Thanks.

Fair to say, I didn't see that coming

What the absolute fuck!

@catalwaysoutside.bsky.social Looks like your dad's got competition

YOUNG MAN what’s that thing that you found, I said YOUNG MAN it’s a leaf on the ground, I said YOUNG MAN it will make a cool sound, when you PUT IT IN YOUR LEAF HOLE [WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP] It’s fun to eat a cool LEAF FROM THE GROUND

A couple in the Olympics are ice dancing to I'm Too Sexy by renowned 5G conspiracists Right Said Fred. The commentator just said "Exquisite twizzle sequence". Feel like I've got malaria.

Or, go see one of hundreds of bands playing in one of the hundreds of excellent small venues around the country. Get up close, feel the air move, be a part of something. Fuck stadium gigs - they're dogshit

Nigel Farage tells GB News that Keir Starmer's decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador shows his judgement is "seriously wrong" and he should stand down as Prime Minister. Here's what Farage said when Mandelson was appointed

When you think humans aren't capable of getting any worse...