It breaks my mind that Trump saying a deal is close with Iran still secures one of five news slots in a BBC radio bulletin. He's fucking said this for months guys. Months. None of it means anything.

It's not an easy watch, but this is fucking phenomenal youtu.be/-zGgO_1YAtk?...

please send this man to those locations in Belfast & have him say to the rioters they want to be Irish

My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious

This isn't solely on @theguardian.com , it's just this example is from them. But the media's insistence on calling people engaged in a racist riot "demonstrators" really is something. What are they demonstrating, exactly? Other than rioting fuelled by racism?

You can't "legitimate concerns" a pogrom.

Now trawling Faith No More videos. Best to ever do it. And this in particular is stellar. They're all firing on all cylinders. Glorious 😍 www.instagram.com/reel/DZMxd8u...

Oopf! Slayyyter's Worst Girl In America is proper fucking ace

Still holds.

Weekend At Bernie's vibes

Very big fan of @kumail.bsky.social on the Taskmaster 👌

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

One time when I saw Protomartyr (who are not exactly slouches live) they played a new song and a bloke standing *right by the stage* got his phone out and started watching snooker. The entire band must have been able to see him 🤯 www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

I have a student son Henry Nowak’s age & I can’t imagine what it took for his family to respond outside court with the grace they did, asking that their son’s death not be used for division and hate. That Reform & Restore chose to throw that back in their faces makes me feel sick.

Knew this story would be good, but 'avian onanism' is one for the @secondmentions.com ages ✊💦 www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

@jonathanliew.bsky.social Great article about people remaining on Twitter. One more reason-niche interest. As an exiled Scunthorpe fan, there were lots of accounts on there that helped me feel connected to the day to day at the club. It's literally the only thing I miss

Tony Blair, a lobbyist with close ties to the Trump administration and fossil fuel industries, says the UK should drill more oil and get closer to the Trump administration

“To defeat the scourge of populism, the government should do a procession of things that sound suspiciously like the populist’s manifesto, but crucially filtered through the economic priorities of the people paying me to write this”

Maybe it never was about protecting are wimmin 🤔

Hope this bloke's enjoying it

You can't say that. You literally can't say that. You literally can't say that, to international newspaper The Guardian. You literally can't say that to international newspaper The Guardian to publish in both print and online. You literally can't say anything these days.

Behold, the saviour. Just like every other prick.

a) All the 'they didn't get an advantage' rubbish - Southampton obviously *felt* they were going to get one, otherwise they wouldn't have done it. That's cheating. And... b) I am LOVING all the pics of Saints fans doing the binocular hands 🤣 Aged like milk, that did

Good work Arsenal. Always had a soft spot for Arteta since I put him in my fantasy team as an Everton player and he cleaned up

Oh my goodness 🤯

Get that on your gramaphone @jimmyericthompson.bsky.social

1 year ago @sufcofficial.bsky.social 😍

Monday

Why is the alien all hot and buff?!? Are they all off to have sex with it?

At the grand old age of nearly 47, I've just managed to drop in on a skateboard

Funny watching the cup final and hoping both teams lose (To be clear, only watching because we were supposed to be going swimming but boys won't leave the house and I'm bored as fuck)

The people behind this are openly neo-Nazi. Reminder that the Conservatives argued this march was fine as it did not directly target any particular groups, beyond “criticism of religion”.

It's been two weeks now, and still I'm haunted by the colossal @volcanicbirth.bsky.social live experience. Nothing can touch them. Not sure anything will ever surpass them.

@uglygame.bsky.social Looks like David Hilton is up to something. Again. matlocktownfc.co.uk/05/14/statem...

The Rat on 6 Music. Grimshaw doing the lord's work

Might have to post this annually until we do something.

Fucking hell, the absolute state of that lump

Boreham Wood, eh? Blimey

I'm sure this is great and all, but what on earth does this mean for the daily lives of people who voted?!? Absolutely zero

people who voted for a monorail to improve their lives have - despite the monorail making them poorer - voted for a new, more racist, & impoverishing monorail to improve their lives

Because everyone needs some nice, fuzzy, warm news

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

Some genuinely *insane* facial reactions on the new Masterchef

whoever created a youtube playlist called 12 HOUR FAN WHITE NOISE FOR BABY SLEEP which has a random ravi shankar sitar solo that blasts out at the nine hour mark- you will pay for your crimes

Could be going better

Speaking as a historian, just wanna add that we are almost certainly going to receive an Era Name that none of us wants or expects

Beyond excited for this on Friday night. Finally, get to be flayed alive by Dragged Into Sunlight (and Plague Pit)

TOTAL MAXIMUM GRIND FROM THE BOYS 💪💪💪

Got to thank the World's Thinnest Skinned Man™️ for bringing "a glow like an expectant widow" to my attention 🤣