Fuck right off, you sniveling wankstain www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Holy smokes, this is good Second great collab of the year from @theflenser.bsky.social THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE

Wasn't he writing his shitty little Shakespeare book then?

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

It's difficult to know where to stand on this. On the one hand, Farage is a racist cunt. But on the other, he's clearly a cuntish racist 🤷 www.theguardian.com/politics/202... (with hat tip to Mr Hicks, obvs)

<tilts up head and screams to the ether> WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE???

Finally got to visit Shredenhams. Such a great place, immaculate vibe and breathing life back into an empty, city centre building.

I don’t get how people can end up doing this. Such high hopes, watching All the President’s Men as a kid… and then it’s all ‘can you make this horrific thing sound reasonable by 8 this evening?’

Imagine if this total fucking mentalist ends up as a hero of the left 🤯

You guys wanna see a dead body?

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?

Just bring the fucking asteroid on. The universe doesn't need us. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake

Truly, the greatest time of the year

I listened to Wowee Zowee twice in a row yesterday and it is still and will always remain the best Pavement album. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*. on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.

Is there a prominent Brexiter left who hasn’t torn off their mask to reveal the rancid racism beneath? Boris Johnson’s chief fluffer accusing anyone else of being over-promoted is peak process. The bitterness of insanely privileged men with empty souls knows no bounds.

One day, one day...

"Make me an award, Jimmy"

Just one of about ten billion reasons Mike Patton is THE MAN

The royal family have known what Andrew is for decades and have been fine with it, so long as it didn't make them look bad. This is a punishment for being indiscreet enough to be found out, not for what he did. Abused girls only matter to Charles for the discomfort their suffering may cause him.

It’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that large parts of Westminster remaining on X - a platform that tolerates and amplifies extremism and racism - has led a great many people to normalise what previously was unacceptable.

struggling to breath from laughing so much at the sheer intensity needed to play this instrument, the whistle, RIP me

Blimey!

Why people on the right, who invariably think capitalism is a good thing, can't get their head around advertisers trying to maximise their profits by showing a wide range of people using Product X, is genuinely beyond me. Of *course* advertising is propaganda. That's its ENTIRE REASON TO EXIST.

Watched Immaculate. Decent.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

There's a couple who go to my gym. The bloke looks like if He-Man was 50 and still taking loads of steroids. The woman looks like Hard Times Barbie. They're CONSTANTLY getting off with each other.

Ban scooters from skateparks

Arthur and Pongo Jr (school soft toy thing) met Bunny & Monkey today @jamiesmart.bsky.social But who was most excited?!

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

More peerless stuff from @jonathanliew.bsky.social nailing in the most succinct and artful way one of the reasons I've lost any interest in top flight football

New Hall of Fame! Fugazi's 'The Argument' is the kind of powerful final bow that encapsulates what a powerful cultural force they were www.treblezine.com/fugazi-the-a...

How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?

What I love most about the Mercury is Lauren Laverne desperately trying to convince us that some above-average pop songs are worthy of being revered like a Picasso

A story in three parts

Definitely, without doubt, hands down, album of the year by a big fat country mile @theflenser.bsky.social @agriculturemusic.bsky.social

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

im tired of the far right taking advantage of politeness and decorum nigel farage is a racist and a fascist. reform is a racist, fascist, party. every member of reform is a racist and a fascist these ppl need to be shunned, disparaged, and castigated. they are scum and should be treated as such

youtu.be/k9yMIboriEY?... You're welcome

Obviously, St Vincent's amazing. So you don't need me to tell you that this is great. But I am telling you. Because I'm a prick. But still. Watch it, it's great www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002jy48

Nigel Farage accuses teachers of "poisoning our kids" on race issues. Here's a reminder of what teachers and fellow pupils at Farage's own school remember of his own views on that subject. www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

Birmingham, my home city, is a fantastic city, with fantastic people- a success story. It has its problems, like anywhere. But the obsession the online right has with it is as transparent as it gets.