Well….y’all tried to warn me. I’m going back to sleep.

Love this. 😂

My friend’s husband (Charles Hosch) went missing while hiking Blood Mountain GA on Veteran’s day. If you or someone you know were there or have pictures to share of that location on that day, please contact the Sheriff’s office: 706-439-6091. Pic of text below is from Julie Hosch. #BringCharlesHome

Please don’t let it be another 18 inning game.

It’s true…

Pretty is as pretty does.

Yikes, indeed.

I've found the perfect Instagram account. Seattle's Twice Sold Tales owner Jamie recommends books and shows her cats. That's it. IG twicesoldtales

A friend referred to a can of diet soda as a “fridge cigarette” and now I’ll always think of them that way.

When you’re chronically ill, some people will treat you like you’re not dying “fast enough”. They will be upset you’re surviving. They will act like you must be “not that sick” or you would be dead. Your literal survival will anger them. No one prepares you for that. 🧵

If you find yourself experiencing schadenfreude, keep it to yourself. If you’re tempted to mock the way people grieve, just don’t.

We are all basically under a flash flood warning in central Texas. It’s not raining hard, but it’s incessant, which is deceptive and dangerous. As soon as a particular area hits saturation, ANY road/area can flash flood and be deadly, even in seemingly light rain. Best to stay home if you can.

Timeline cleanser ✊🏽🫶✊🏽🫶✊🏽🫶✊🏽

10 years ago today, my friends George Harris and Jack Evans got married. Others will write eloquently about that day. I’ll just say, they shared a beautiful, loving life, and I am forever grateful they asked me to be a part of their ceremony.

I don’t understand folks who, upon reaching their wildest dreams, remain super angry at everyone about everything.

Tips for surviving the heat from a Texan: Drink water, include electrolytes. If you have no AC, go where it’s coolest, even if that’s outside. If outside, stay in the shade & wear a wide-brimmmed hat. Wear white. Wear sunscreen.

The dog isn’t worried.

Can we pause tech “progress” for a bit? I’m too young to feel this old.

I might have responded, “Pick up where you left off, dear.” But, seriously cringe moment.

TIL what taking someone under one’s wing looks like.

“…And wouldn’t it be nice to live together in the kind of world where we belong?”

Everytime the power goes out, a small panic sets in as I remember that I essentially live in a desert that wouldn’t have a city in it without AC.

I don’t think we are meant to take in ALL the news, ALL the time.

Its axiomatic that the Dr. Frankensteins of the world will eventually lose control of their homemade monsters. Some of them will even regret having ever created them.

Having a good friend is essential for good mental health. Be intentional about nurturing and maintaining those relationships that keep you sane.

I think about this comic at least once a week

What if instead of going to work today I just dressed up like Stevie Nicks and rode the train as far as it would take me?

One of my favorite things to do is to swear in new lawyers. Congratulations to Dulce Segura!

When a judge offers you a lifeline at oral argument, take it.

There it is. The clam before the storm.

The apostle Thomas was the first two factor authentication

Always. I ❤️ 🌮⏰

Yes. It is one of those.

Just need a little smile today.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

Today was one of those days when I remembered how much I just absolutely love my work. If you’d told me in law school what I’d be doing in 30 years and how much I’d love it, I would have fainted on the spot. Thank goodness for journeys. #appellatesky

Sometimes you think you’re being silent and it turns out you’re cringing out loud.

Pretty sure I could talk for 25 hours. I can’t guarantee that I would make any sense after 1 hour.

After a long day at work, this all you really need:

Me: do you know Carl? He’s another parallel line Parallel line: never met him

Periodic reminder to check recipients in the chat before texting sensitive information.

40 years since its release. Seems like yesterday.

Just watched “¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor!” And the best way I can describe is Panchos meets Magic Time Machine meets Meowwolf. #casabonita

I hate it when that happens. And it happens more you realize.

Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”

Feels like I might get measles just from seeing pics of the measles.

Everyone I know is yearning for some kind of balance and centering in these times. My Northstar is always “The Great Commandment,” which creates a multi-dimensional process of how we love. Whover you are, however you love, this meditation has a word for you. open.substack.com/pub/whenefta...

Found a little promise on my stairs this morning.

High quality cookware comes in two varieties: 1. Tough as nails: you can cook gravel soup in it, on a gravel fire pit and clean it with rocks and it will keep. 2. Persnickety: can only be used for one purpose, must be cleaned with the tears of a newborn and dried with freshly fallen rose petals.