It’s been a month since I wrote this and I want to reiterate that as bad as things look now, Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Yale Law School never beating the “they don’t teach law at Yale” allegations

The economy got half a percentage point smaller last quarter

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

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Trump tariffs could mean 25% fewer board game publishers www.polygon.com/news/558274/...

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

my kingdom for an elected official who will stand up and defend the fact that the government employs people to test wastewater and send old people money and keep an eye on the bears in the park and make sue the people that scammed you

happy presidents day

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

what am I even supposed to do with data breach notifications at this point "ah, yes, I'll just put that over here, with the rest of the data breaches"

Alex has been fighting this shithead in court for over 5 fucking years

Conservative NIMBYs when they realize the truth about fiscally responsible city planning.

How to deactivate your X account

Regular reminder that Musk is really dumb.

new chess rules: -bishops now have a “religious schism” move -multigenerational storylines -you can pick who you romance -queens get flamethrowers -the emergence of an ancient evil threatens our fragile peace -three additional pieces called “the witches”

Wow, that video seems like it has compelling information. Unfortunately, watching it would take at least ten times as long as reading an article covering the same material, so I won't be clicking play.

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Every SUV is a policy failure

Just a trio of free speech absolutists brainstorming whether they can manufacture a way to lock up my colleagues over reporting the richest man on the planet admits is accurate but caused him grief, good times.