might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The Patriots are actually good. Really happy for them. They've suffered for so long. There are pre-schoolers in Boston who have never seen them win a super bowl and that's so sad

Still thinking about Twinless. Dylan O’Brien you had no business being and doing all that.

Gaza has no electricity, is dark, its roads are destroyed, there is no transportation, there are no homes, there is no water, everything is at an astronomical price, and the crossings are closed.

It's officially my birthday! 🎉💐🎂May I ask some shares? 👉 👈 Nobody got me a gift this year so it'd be cool gift and costs you nothing! 🎁💜

Dylan O’Brien signing on to Twinless.

ah yes another beautiful morning, time to decide if I want to be informed and frozen in panic, or willfully ignorant with a numbing background dread

If you don't clap for or dance to or even just bob your head to the opening act, you're a rude bitch and you shouldn't be allowed to see the main act.

One Ok Rock tonight.

Sometimes I think it'd be nice to be in a relationship, but then I hear my neighbors screaming their heads off at each other and on second thought I'm actually just fine by myself.

I long for the day my neighbors go separate ways.

if Obama had torn down part of the White House during his time in office, some of you would currently be scrolling the internet from the comfort of your trench on the frontlines of a border war between the United Appalachian Liberation Front and the Republic of New Ohio

Leslie and Omie got invited to Nopixel V! Please bring April and Marty back. I will never not have my hopes up for Team Lavendah. 🥺

Friedrich Merz benutzt Frauen und Töchter, um seinen Rassismus zu rechtfertigen. Das ist übergriffig und widerwärtig und widerspricht nebenbei auch jeder Statistik zur Gefährdung von Frauen. Die Gefahr liegt nämlich zumeist im persönlichen Umfeld und nicht auf der Straße.

Israel is breaking the Ceasefire and is still starving the people of Gaza The only point behind the Ceasefire was to get the Israeli hostages Now Israel will continue to escalate, while the Western Media/Politicians ignore it, until Hamas strike back Then it's back to Genocide

Me watching the Patriots be good again.

It's #WorldOkapiDay! 💙 Okapi's also known as the "forest giraffe" are from the rainforests forests in the Congo Basin. Although their numbers hard to determine in the wild, experts believe that populations continue to dwindle due to deforestation, poaching, illegal mining and other human threats.

Dass wir im heutigen Stadtbild so viele Stolpersteine haben, liegt übrigens daran, dass sich mal eine Regierung an bestimmten Menschen im deutschen Stadtbild störte.

Some of the fanservice in My Dress-Up Darling is crazy, but Gojo and Marin are so freaking adorable, I'm giggling and kicking my feet.

He seems to be the most offline person that has ever lived.

anyway, I can't watch the "scream" series b/c for me it's too scary to receive literally any phone call from anyone

Wenn Kanzler #Merz, das "Stadtbild" als Problem darstellt, weil es dort Migranten gibt, ist er ein übler #Hetzer, #Rassist und #Demagoge. Alles was die #CDU unter seiner stramm Rechten Führung tut, ist das Vorbereiten einer Koalition mit den Faschisten der #AFD. Bin fassungslos.

I don't go here at all, but Dan and Phil have been dating all this time?? lol. lmao even.

My neighbors are fighting so loud, partly even in the hallway in front of my door. I wish I could at least hear what they're saying (and if I have to be worried about it getting physical), but I think it's Arabic...

And there's no war in Ba Sing Se.

So far TODAY Israel has: - bombed Gaza City - bombed Khan Younis - shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City - refused to open the Rafah border crossing - announced they would once more block aid This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.

One of the lasting legacies of Columbus: creating the primary animal reservoir of leprosy / Hansen's disease. One amendment: in 2016, studies confirmed that red squirrels in the UK likely transmitted the disease in the Middle Ages, but only armadillos and humans share the modern strain.

Me bringing negativity into the fandom:

Can we celebrate Ian Watkins getting deleted from life on this app or is that against the rules?

"Most moral army", "surgical precision", "targeted operations", "reducing the number of casualties"

Man, I thought us Pats fans would have to eat shit for much longer before getting a good QB again. 🤭

today in "predicted by 30 Rock"

Doing us all a favor.

Canadians, time to write your MP and if you are in Ontario your MPP about Marineland's threat to kill the 30 belugas they are supposed to care for. Canada rightly denied their request to sell these animals to China. The response from Marineland is murder. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

Absolute clown show.

Yep. Banned an autistic Black man for an image description that described ... the image.

Every conversation I have, I'm thinking "how can I make this about The Pitt?" and I shouldn't even really recommend it to Germans because it's not streaming anywhere.

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

give greta thunberg a gundam

Aw yiss. Motha. Fuckin. Pear season. 🍐

maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it

I can’t say torturing Greta is an escalation given they are already murdering children but that is extremely disturbing they feel they can do that to a globally recognized activist.

Greta Thunberg is braver than most of us, and I’ll never entertain any other opinion of her.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

“AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations.”

Fuck I love Peacemaker

peacemaker remains way better than it has any right to be honestly