If you're punting down 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter you deserve this level of humiliation

Quinn Buckner: "LaMelo Ball is 6-7"

They started talking about the assistant coaches' salaries, so I might need to turn it off or mute

Here it is, your moment of Zen:

Turned on a non-Superbowl football game for the first time in about 8 years

Pour check. I finally got another good one out of the Celebration IPA

pretty much theonion.com/jd-vance-cla...

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Timberwolves 131, Cavaliers 122: A Brief Amnesty From Real Life I recapped the Wolves fourth straight win while trying to put into words what Minnesota and Minneapolis have gone through the past couple of days www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

Fantastic picture of these two losers

I get that for professional devs, vibe coding may feel sloppy. But as an academic who writes research code, I would not say that the specifications I'm getting from Claude Code, complete with tables of edge cases and testing plans, are um <cough> *less* rigorous than my past practice.

Fucking hell, this is close to my neighborhood, but I'm at work and can't get over there to help. PORTLAND FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE TO BOOST: the feds just shot two people near 141st and East Burnside #pdx #portland #ice #cbp #dhs #fuckice

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

I had a couple posts go viral on Resistance Bluesky, and most of the people mad at me are those who agree with me but are bad at reading (or fail to realize I didn't write the headline of the article I posted). Only a couple fascists/bootlickers

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

This is my blood

rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return

The Wizards got a 4-game lead on last place and decided to make a win-now move

Gary Payton rocks a Hello Kitty kit, shoes and all. It’s Hello Kitty bag charm giveaway night at the Warriors-Bucks game.

Excellent headline writing

A good chile relleno is more desirable than great riches

Dang, I missed my chance

Some Minneapolis protesters throw snowballs at law enforcement officers as demonstrators march after an ICE agent shot and killed a woman. Law enforcement earlier deployed pepper spray and tear gas, KARE reports.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Girls playing on the playground: let's pretend we're all roommates Me:

I've ridden in the bike lane on Portland Ave in Minneapolis, and "feared for my life" way worse than that ICE agent, without shooting anyone

Fuck 12 in general, but I've never seen a cop just walk up and try to open someone's car door like ICE does in every single video from the past year

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

ICE shot and killed someone in south Minneapolis

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

Actually if your whole shtick is that philosophers corrupt the state's youth through impiety, banning Plato is probably the right move

*learning about David and Goliath in sunday school* “wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds” *watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube* “okay so David had a gun.”

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Need a bike route to 1201 Ashland Avenue Muncie, Indiana to see this tree in person

A touching tribute to Mike F

LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE LET THE BODY KEEP THE SCORE LET THE BODY KEEP THE ... SCOOOOORE

It looks like you're emailing your professor. Would you like help?

Ages ago i wrote a thing about how the antisemitic, anti-American statements that immediately and unequivocally ended Charles Lindbergh as a public figure seem quaint compared to what we see public figures say out loud with their whole chests every day now. Thinking about that today.

RRRRRRazor Shines!

Thinking about the 2025 Indiana Pacers

incredible

they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone

Lakeville is where that old woman called Obama an Arab at a McCain town hall. It's on the edge of the exurbs, so not exactly where you'd expect someone to take a stand against Trump's secret police

Wife Guy level: legendary

Five years ago, I planned to meet my mom at the dog park so she wouldn't be watching the coverage of the election certification and getting worried, because I was sure nothing would happen lol