Julia Child going to her recipe box and pulling out 100 notecards stapled to each other with a long-ass self-indulgent preamble about the dish and the actual recipe on one card at the bottom

More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis. #FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump

Flying the Menacing Loon from @flagsforgood.com in support of my friends back in Minnesota

About to try to build a toddler bed where the only "instructions" are a 17-minute YouTube video

Slightly diminish a band: Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping

I've heard of smooth jazz, but this is ridiculous!

A friend in Minneapolis has compiled a list of mutual aid links for those most impacted by the ICE occupation. Please share and donate!

Cry squirrel! And let slip the hounds of war

It’s beyond insane that our overarching internal security agency has spent months tweeting barely-coded messages of support for neo-Nazi groups and the entire media apparatus looks at it and says “That’s odd but certainly not part a major story that is relevant to current events, I’m sure”

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

I remember when mother used to boil the kettle

this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization

MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution

If you're punting down 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter you deserve this level of humiliation

Quinn Buckner: "LaMelo Ball is 6-7"

They started talking about the assistant coaches' salaries, so I might need to turn it off or mute

Here it is, your moment of Zen:

Turned on a non-Superbowl football game for the first time in about 8 years

Pour check. I finally got another good one out of the Celebration IPA

pretty much theonion.com/jd-vance-cla...

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Timberwolves 131, Cavaliers 122: A Brief Amnesty From Real Life I recapped the Wolves fourth straight win while trying to put into words what Minnesota and Minneapolis have gone through the past couple of days www.canishoopus.com/timberwolves...

Fantastic picture of these two losers

I get that for professional devs, vibe coding may feel sloppy. But as an academic who writes research code, I would not say that the specifications I'm getting from Claude Code, complete with tables of edge cases and testing plans, are um <cough> *less* rigorous than my past practice.

Fucking hell, this is close to my neighborhood, but I'm at work and can't get over there to help. PORTLAND FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE TO BOOST: the feds just shot two people near 141st and East Burnside #pdx #portland #ice #cbp #dhs #fuckice

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

I had a couple posts go viral on Resistance Bluesky, and most of the people mad at me are those who agree with me but are bad at reading (or fail to realize I didn't write the headline of the article I posted). Only a couple fascists/bootlickers

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

This is my blood

rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return

The Wizards got a 4-game lead on last place and decided to make a win-now move

Gary Payton rocks a Hello Kitty kit, shoes and all. It’s Hello Kitty bag charm giveaway night at the Warriors-Bucks game.

Excellent headline writing

A good chile relleno is more desirable than great riches

Dang, I missed my chance

Some Minneapolis protesters throw snowballs at law enforcement officers as demonstrators march after an ICE agent shot and killed a woman. Law enforcement earlier deployed pepper spray and tear gas, KARE reports.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Girls playing on the playground: let's pretend we're all roommates Me:

I've ridden in the bike lane on Portland Ave in Minneapolis, and "feared for my life" way worse than that ICE agent, without shooting anyone

Fuck 12 in general, but I've never seen a cop just walk up and try to open someone's car door like ICE does in every single video from the past year

Frey: So, they are already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense. Having seen the video of myself, I want to tell everybody directly: That is bullshit.

ICE shot and killed someone in south Minneapolis

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

Actually if your whole shtick is that philosophers corrupt the state's youth through impiety, banning Plato is probably the right move

*learning about David and Goliath in sunday school* “wow, what an incredible story of the little guy taking on overwhelming odds” *watching random slingshot enthusiast videos on youtube* “okay so David had a gun.”

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “