They killed the man ... But not the idea

“What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain… Because both Britain and the United States are confronting outbreaks, I am sharing my story. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

They killed the man ... But not the idea

The Knicks, Nominated for the best home Ls And they don't deal with stress so well

tfw you've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever

Han, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Solo! You know that new copilot you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!

Lakitu is our strong social safety net, ensuring no one is left in the cold abyss alone

Canonically, the Minions always work for the most evil people in the world at a given point in time. It is so hilariously unnecessary to make a film that implies they will soon work for Hitler. No one is forcing you to make this movie! Who thought this was a good idea?!

Hold up. Le Tim Cook.

Finally, adversarial rhythmic gymnastics

My red columbine is starting to bloom today, on the 27th anniversary of the Columbine school shooting

The Block turns 10 years old later this spring. For my debut contribution @defector.com, I spoke to the guy who called it (Mike Breen) and the guy who let it happen (Monty McCutchen) to reflect on one of the NBA's flashbulb moments: defector.com/the-block-as...

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.

We gotta unionize

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

That's Chappie

Hero by Enrique Iglesias came out ON 9/11

Salute to an all-time tweet

They want to make sure no one sees it, so they are releasing it on Apple TV

How they give his own show to Tad Ghostal?

Yo, check it one for Charlie Hustle, two for Steady Rock Three for the fourth comin' live, future shock

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

I was out auditing bus stops today and spotted this little gem scrawled on the shelter

Our physics program at Indiana State was eliminated under a similar policy

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Lovefool

Chat, is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or unalive thyself?

i love her

Tanguy Destable is the name JK Rowling made up for the guy who did Wizard 9/11

dear admissions committee, this student is among the best at reversing linked lists i've ever encountered

I just used my last braincell with any connection to a sense of normalcy to google if this is real. It will be deeply missed

It’s too hot

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

Bitch I will beat your ass

Is it warm or is it hot? The greatest debate in toddler history, locked after 40 minutes of a tantrum

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree. The virgins are all trimming their wicks

trying to post through it rn

Vacuum while the baby vacuums! Promote your book while the baby promotes his book!

Open the schools!

You can't skip lunch!

Handsome Squidward has overdosed 😔

The Indy 500 is one event where fans treasure their paper tickets. Fans (like me) eagerly await their blue envelope. Each ticket has a photo of the previous year’s winner. The track sells a ton of lanyards to fans who want to preserve tickets. You can get e-tickets, but why break tradition?

I think "negative GDP growth" counts as obscure on bluesky

A derivative plotted as a bar chart gives me hives

Don't build data centers on farmland! That should be reserved for our beautiful Chewy dot com fulfillment centers!

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya