As much as I want to support world athletes, I cannot bring myself to watch competitions where a majority of the participants bear a striking resemblance to JD Vance. #Luge

Well, I had about the finest time a fella can have in a new place playing some new tunes on a new banjo. Thanks so much to everyone at Grace's Place and The Rino Stage for the hospitality and for putting together one heck of a night of great tunes!

I had the best time joining my favorite pals Dan Thompson and Christian Loftus at The Lutz Children's Museum serenading our favorite prognosticating friend, Chuckles the Groundhog! Mayor Moran always does a fine job interpreting the Groundhog language for us. We've got SIX MORE WEEKS of Winter!

The cognitive dissonance is dizzying, feeling so much the emotions from Mark Ruffalo’s Golden Globe speech; but trying to make this GRAMMY’s moment about ancestral connection and community uplift wherever I can.

All it will do is make Don Lemon more powerful

I am so excited to not watch Melania's movie that I'm not watching it right now and will be not watching it all weekend!

Sounds like the only way we can stop him is to call in Perry The Platypus?

I'm in love with this art style, holy shit. So much so that I immediately signed up as a paid patron to directly support this artist's work. All of us should do more of this.

Pretty cool that The Devil can be defeated by a fiddler

I fired up the mics and laid down some scratch tracks for my first Boneyard Records project this morning. But Saturday morning is for sugary cereal and cartoons, so it's time to sip some Silk City Coffee and get down to business. #hannabarberacartoons

nobel side piece prize when

My beard is beautiful on this Zoom call right now.

stocking up on alphabet spaghettiO's in case i ever need an analog LLM

When it seems like all the world wants to do is make you sad, bring you down and take all your hope away it's OK to have a moment listening to an old bearded guy sing a silly song about picking petals off a flower to see if he might find love. I hope it brings you a smile today.

JUST IN: Sen. Mark Kelly releases statement after SUING Pete Hegseth and the Dept. of Defense

Very much this today.

Well, I sure had a fine time sharing a few tunes with the Pioneer Valley Folklore Society. Thanks to everyone who participated.

The first FIFA Peace Prize winner has conducted a widespread attack on a sovereign nation.

If you couldn’t remember the lyrics to the New Year’s song it could be Auldzheimer’s

HERE IT COMES #HappyNewYear #2026Ready

ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck

It's been a while since I refreshed the old website: billludwig.com It's all bright and shiny with updated and useful info and all that jazz (OK, not a whole lot of jazz, mostly old timey folk) #websitestuff #refresh #majorannouncements

ME: who called em fish boobs instead of shark hooteries WIFE: no one. no one ever says any of those things

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am "It's pretty great that wrapping paper has guide lines now" years old.

I got a Marine for Christmas. #Christmas #Marines #SemperFi #MomHugs

There's my weekend plans sorted.

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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes

Trump on Venezuela: "Getting land, oil rights, whatever we had -- they took it away because we had a president that maybe wasn't watching. But they're not gonna do that. We want it back. They took our oil rights. We had a lot of oil there. They threw our companies out. And we want it back."

When I was 18 back in 1991, this was released and... holy shit. I might get drafted to die in a war for god damn oil. Whelp, it's about to happen again, suckers. youtu.be/uvXBPXDgM90?...

Beard update. I tell the missus I'm going to grow it til I can wrap it completely around my head. But I did catch her eyeing a pair of scissors yesterday, so I suspect I may wake up in a nest of whiskers one of these mornings. #beard #beardgoals

we should elect a guy with rabies to be president next

Reiner on Trump

Burger Donkey

Oh look, the worst possible outcome for the most important thing in the history of ever happened again while we were waiting to hear about that other most important thing and how it turns out.

You just know Trump still has that medal on.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Happy Bandcamp Friday! I have a FREE new release today just for you!! bill-ludwig.bandcamp.com/album/daffod... #bandcampfriday #newmusic #newmusicfridays #Daffodil #banjo #banjomusic

I mean, just how tiny are these cars exactly?

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Tha fuck you mean I don’t die in the book?

/puts gravy in coffee/

If someone put a gun to my head and asked me to tell them with 100% confidence what day it is, I would probably die.

If it was White Friday it wouldn't start until like 9:15.